who masturbates to fall asleep more easily?

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Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:12pm


Wed, 03/16/2011 - 4:22am

haha i do... then i wake up and do it again, ...it starts my day off with a clear mind

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 4:26am
Scoobies25 Says:

my peers underSTANDDDDD me

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:21pm

the real question is, who does it every night? ahaha

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 12:10am

clearly, you can't be walking the streets at night with a loaded gun

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:49pm

It makes me less sexual if I do it in the morning.

For the last week though, I've been unable to fall asleep due to graduation anxiety and jacking helps quite a bit to make stuff slow down in my mind before bedtime.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 4:24am
Wed, 03/16/2011 - 4:34am

some good sleep to be had after a romp in the cabbage patch.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 5:01am
Akickstand Says:
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 7:36am
GeekinUout Says:

and maybe you should just like the highdea because its funny and not be such a douche.... seems like you need to get laid actually

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:44am
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:33am
HighGuy11 Says:

no. you're the only person who's ever masturbated in the history of the world

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:59pm
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:24pm

Remember kids if you see a stoner, DO NOT SHAKE THEIR HANDS!!!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:49pm
throb Says:
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 6:13pm
Scoobies25 Says:
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:52pm
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 5:14pm
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 6:01pm
Tothesky Says:

OMG best highdea ever!! because even my Girlfriend just said everyone has done it!! yes man you are the shit!!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 6:13pm
FuckItImHi Says:

Am I the only one who masturbates to people who are asleep?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 7:28pm
Gogojr1 Says:
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 7:15pm

Puts me to sleep like a baby , thought no one else did

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 12:54am
sudahi51 Says:
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 3:49am
shelbert Says:

if all of you really thought you were the only people doing this, that's silly. Most people in this site are young and full of hormones, it's really not that weird, especially when all of us smoke an aphrodisiac.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 4:04am

This will probably help some people out....

Try the classic CAJO (cereal and jack off)

Cereal, then fap. not at the same time. or at the same time.
milk+masturbation=knocked the FUCK out

Don't knock it til you try it.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 3:50pm
NickGir Says:
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 10:02am


Sat, 05/12/2012 - 1:14pm
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 4:22pm

Every night after two fat hits and a Snapple. Nowdays I can't even close my eyes with out playing with Jill.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 10:15pm
Beavis Says:

In short, to answer your question, no.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 10:55pm
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 11:19pm

Im doing it right now to ur profile pic

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 11:27pm

I don't, but I used to. nowadays it gets me riled up and awake. My girl can put me to sleep though :3

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 8:38am
Luika Says:

smokin\fappin only leaves me more excited. But its good in the morning xD

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:34pm

maybe if you replaced masturbate with smoke a bowl then YEA!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:52am

i did alot but then i thought what if i get carpal tunnel and i stoped.