Time is frozen what do you do?

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Tue, 01/20/2015 - 5:23pm


Tue, 01/01/2013 - 9:00pm

go steal like a lifetimes worth of doritos from the store and jizz on some cops face.

Sun, 01/11/2015 - 12:25pm

Idk if i could wank in front of a frozen cop.. I could probably shit however.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 6:41pm

and after you jizz on him, you should like plant all sorts of drugs on him,, like put a blunt in his hand, maybe put some coke or heroin in his pocket... and just put the rest of it in his trunk.. his reaction will be the best... "How that get in there? That's a not mine!" lolz hahaha

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 7:16pm
juboba Says:

dude, you have 20 minutes, where the hell are you gonna find all that shit? hahaha
I'm firing up my bong, Cheers!

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 8:33pm
supernaut Says:

Dude, when you said "that's a not mine!" i had a total super mario moment.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 12:43am
wizz Says:

Glaze his donuts...it'll be higher reward.

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Tue, 01/01/2013 - 9:02pm

Haha funny shit I'd probably go get something very valuable and find a fine ass milf

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 10:07pm
Lennon Says:

It depends on my location.
If I was just chillin at home I'd probably just drive to the corner store down the street and get a whole bunch of munch, a huge ass drink of some sippage, a couple boxes of blueberry swisher blunt wraps, and the whole time I'm loading up, my car is filing up with some super unleaded

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 6:32pm

finally someone else that loves blueberry blunt wraps!! fuck just a box,,, take the whole crate they have in the back room.. I found a weed buddy for the stoner apocalypse now..haha lolz.

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 11:09pm
TinyToker Says:

I would go see what the hell just happened outside with my crazy neighbor and the cops (they'd be frozen, so I'd be safe), try a bite of the ice cream thing my roommate is currently eating, oh and maybe have some alone time with myself haha. Shit my high mind is wandering now!

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 12:56am
COLE_1_7 Says:

def rob a bank. normally i wouldnt do this buuuttt times frozen so you can do whatever you want. and touch my 5th grade teachers boobs

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 2:26am

Break into a police station and steal all the weed from the evidence locker

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 6:27pm

yes! This one right here... This one takes the cake...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 9:40pm
Rod-o Says:

Press all of the elevator buttons and pull everyones pants down just tonsee them react when time unfroze...

Sun, 11/09/2014 - 5:03am
Ctodenbach Says:
Thu, 11/20/2014 - 2:38pm

If time is frozen, how do i have 20 mins O.o

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 4:30am
yurtpoh Says:

fucking mind reader.. quit stealing my thoughts before i even have them!!!

Thu, 12/11/2014 - 4:35am
Atoadaso Says:

Take as many peoples clothes off as possible, or switch peoples that are right next to each other

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 7:36pm
Piwi Says:
Thu, 12/25/2014 - 6:20pm
Littleme Says:

Smoke a foot long joint, since I'm at my parents for christmas and dont have the balls to ask to go for a smoke. wah.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 1:41am
chiken2294 Says:

I would put anyone and everyone that I could find into strange positions.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 11:22pm

Stack people so I can play a one person game of jenga

Sat, 01/10/2015 - 11:58pm
bowlder Says:

have sex with your mom and watch 18 min of football7

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 8:10pm
Mon, 01/19/2015 - 4:32am
yurtpoh Says:

19min and 50sec of football ***

fixed it

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 4:34pm
FaceHunter Says:
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 1:52am
Kat.Nip Says:

But if time is frozen, wouldn't I have more than 20 minutes? Time is nothing. It does not exist. So you have no limits for time isn't telling you how long you have. In fact you don't even have a how long. TIME. IS. FROZEN.

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 9:36am

Probably go to do something then forget what it is and repeat that until the time runs out

Sun, 01/18/2015 - 4:16am
bigmariji Says:
Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:08pm
guitarslim Says:

I agree with that other guy. Id give a restaurant staff all ACID (myself too) and then when time came back I'd order a meal and watch the fun.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 6:21pm

this is an easy one.. Smoke as much bud as I can in the allotted time frame and see if it lasts longer or if I stay higher for a longer period of time...

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 6:28pm

and you're welcome for that 30th like...lolz.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:47pm
wizz Says:

I'd run around looking for weird things to put on people (clothes, marker, whatever) and probably take all the corndogs, hotdogs, and popsicles out of people's hands and replace them with dildo's...then eat all the food when time is unfrozen while laughing my ass off.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 12:26am
Thu, 01/22/2015 - 2:19pm

figure out how time got frozen in the first place, and recreate the process. lol

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 5:22pm
Thu, 01/22/2015 - 10:50pm
OZZtin Says:

free all the animals at the zoo, ESPECIALLY your mother

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 2:18am

Like if time was frozen right now? I'd grab a plastic bag & my purse, run to the gas station across the street (like seriously fuckin sprint) and steal as many awesome snacks as I could fit in my purse/bag then come home and smoke another bowl and eat al the snacks.

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 7:03am

- Pickpocket
- Loot Nearest Electronic Store
- Record

- Stare in amazement for 20 minutes
- reposition people and watch time unfreeze
- Rob my nearest dealer xD
- Smoke a blunt and stare at the smoke!

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 6:45pm
crash13 Says:

Run to the nearest stores and banks to steal all the money out of the cash registers.

Mon, 01/26/2015 - 1:19pm

Break into c I a headquarters and tie up a bunch of important looking people and hold them hostage. By then 20 min is up and I will demand all classified information be released to the public.

Mon, 01/26/2015 - 5:39pm
B-ez Says:
Mon, 01/26/2015 - 10:08pm
OZZtin Says:
Wed, 01/28/2015 - 1:13am
napkins Says:

go fuck that bitch from high school you could never get with

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Fri, 01/30/2015 - 1:49pm

Id bug the fuck out. And never smoke weed again.

Yeah right.

Fri, 01/30/2015 - 8:51pm
mik_e Says:

sneak into my girls dorm room so they dont kick me out at 2am

Sun, 02/01/2015 - 9:54pm

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Mon, 02/02/2015 - 2:37am
magicplant Says:

You know, we all thought about sex, of course we did were stoned. but its kinda fucked up fucking someone whos frozen in time. they just one second feel violated. but for guys it would be awesome if a girl fucked you while you were frozen just a random orgasm idk how girls would feel about it. but what if another guy fucked you. that would blow literally. idk about a girl getting fucked by another girl. im gonna watch porn now.

Tue, 02/03/2015 - 9:48pm