the english language is really inefficient. there are so many useless words in every sentence.

when you think, you dont really even think in english either...your mind kinda puts the thought into your head without creating a sentence for it

why do we think we can sing perfectly to a song when we really suck? like how does our brain transform the sound to match what we want it to?

think about being drunk when youre high,

it literally feels like you just became stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f0kpU_qRBk < close your eyes and listen to that. it literally tells you a story

no but seriously, watch that video ^ like its sick as fuck

i bet you didnt click on the link...dick

at the end of 'rock the casbah' he says, 'he thinks its not kosher'

when launching a satellite into space, why not save energy and shoot it up with like giant bungie chords. rockets could go further in space faster.

bungie is such a weird looking (and sounding) word

collective soul sounds almost like christian rock........is it?

ever hear a song that reminds you of your childhood? mine's save tonight by eagle eye cherry. it always makes me so sad im not a kid anymore

i suggest you guys try headband...sour D, crossed with o.g. kush, then bred again with sour D. you will get so ripped.

thats all i really got on this high. i started typing it when i was coming down

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Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:29pm
WTF.travis Says:

I like this. What's also a weird sounding word: "trigger." and "work" sounds really weird too if you say it a bunch of times in different voices n shit. I always wonder what English sounds like to people who don't speak or understand it... probably really fucking strange.

 
 
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 3:30am
hiv Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

Check it out! Its really cool!

 
 
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:24pm

You know what I did one day one I was extremely ripped, I went to a walmart, and tried to listen to all the different words without really hearing it. Its like a foreign language. Its all just jibberish when you don't understand it. but it is pretty difficult to listen without understanding....idk Im just high...

 
 
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 7:56am
Gizmodo Says:

I know what you mean. When youre too high to hold a conversation, listening to what comes out if peoples mouths just sounds crazy. Words just don't sound natural

 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 5:33pm
 
 
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 7:03pm
Cyndr Says:

i have a latin class and used to have a german and used to have spanish and i can tell you that the language that makes the most sense when your high is latin.

 
 
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 3:29am
yoinkie Says:

Dude, his fingers. I was in awe, how fast and efficiently he just moved. Must take years and years of practice to get to that point.

 
 
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:04am
Gizmodo Says:

I learned the beginning of it...until he got to the triplet part. That is waaay too hard. I've been working on it for like 2 year so far and I'm slowly getting faster at it

 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 1:38am

Useless word 1: antidisestablishmentarianism

Useless word 2: defenestration

Useless word 3: hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Look 'em up. They serve no purpose. But I do love the irony of the 3rd one.

 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 2:35pm

Fear of long words. Another word I like is Chaubunagungamaug, it's the name of a lake in mass and means "I fish on my side you fish on yours and nobody fishes in the middle"

 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 1:53am
luna. Says:

I listened to a japanese dude play that by a subway station, it was insanely beautiful!
and HOLY SHIT! the last time i heard "save tonight" was probably about 10 years ago!
"jumper" by third eye blind reminds me of my childhood.

right now it just feels like my fingers are doing the thinking, cause i'm not even thinking of words to write, but my fingers are doing it anyway? The only thing i see in my mind right now is the image of space... lol

when i sing, i truly believe i sound exactly like the vocalist, doesn't matter if it's male or female... in my mind, that is my voice haha

 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 9:05am

i had something to say two minutes ago then a grabbed my bowl, give me two min. and i'll remember

 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 3:41pm

think about the word "jist" like i get the jist of what that means. wtf is a jist?

 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 3:48pm

dude thats a badass fuckin' song. Ever heard of John Butler Trio? Ever heard him play OCEAN?! you'll shit your pants twice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAkOhXIsI0

check out that vid Gizmodo, i'll come look at this comment later. lol tell me what you think, and anyone else!

but sick highdea, *knucks*

 
 
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Fri, 12/09/2011 - 5:08pm
B-ez Says:

Lol "I bet you didn't click on the link....dick"......busted.

P.S You'll be a kid until you let them kill your spirit.

 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 5:36pm
 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 5:51pm

That video made me feel so lazy as a person in general.....

 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 5:59pm

i bet you didnt click on the link...dick

This made me click the link... bravo reverse psychology...

 
 
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 7:59pm

Dude English seriously is messed up though. I mean I before E except after C, what about freight, weigh, neighbor, and about a hundred or more examples. It's so hard to learn other languages because English is so damn complicated and you get used to the stupid rules.

 
 
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 12:40am
Hazee Says:

I totally agree. Like before you form a sentence using a language in your head, you have that idea in your head. That's like when you're trying to explain something to someone and you can't come up with the right words but you have it all perfectly laid out in your head. I wish we could communicate by feel. It'd be soo much easier to just understand what someone was trying to get across. Idk. I guess English works fine for now.

 
 
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 3:25am
makaveIi Says:

Lol I love how since my friend got his medical card I've tried all those buds you listed on the last sentence...I love medical weed

 
 
Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:20pm
Thingone Says: