so i smoked today for the first time with some hillbilly kid.
he found out i was gay a few minutes before we lit up and i was shocked how much his demeanor towards me. i dont really act effiminate at all, most people can even tell.
ANYWAYS.
he was being a fucking douche, talking about how he could out-smoke any fag...
when it was passed to him he looked at me and said, "let me show you how the REAL men do it."
he took one of the smallest hits i've ever seen and started coughing for like fifteen minutes,
i took the blunt and said, "real men, huh? thats funny, cause right now your looking like one of the biggest vaginas i've ever seen."
and proceeded to cheif on that bitch. :)

ahaha. lif is so muh more fun when your gay.

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Comments

 
Fri, 05/20/2011 - 10:02am
nizel132 Says:

how would being gay stop you from smoking weed "like a man"

 
 
Thu, 12/03/2015 - 12:34am
drmcnellis Says:

(directed toward first/main post) you are truly NOT a stoner because you turned his animal reatction into a direct opposition to the gay community. He doesn't know. rise above man. let it be. mankind survived for millions of years by being stupipidly spermy. you should understand this and also understand that you are more and also the same. love him

 
 
Tue, 01/12/2016 - 1:02pm

If this is directed at the main post, why didnt you reply to the main post? Get in line mofo!

 
 
Thu, 12/03/2015 - 12:38am
drmcnellis Says:

be grateful for our evolution. would you put down every chimpazee? we are one species. I hate hateful posts

 
 
Thu, 12/03/2015 - 12:40am
drmcnellis Says:

i understand intolerance stems from uneducation.... will you post negative shit about it...? very fruitful and enlightened.

 
 
Mon, 03/28/2016 - 10:54pm
Milligan18 Says:

I mean the only way it would stop you smoking it at all, is if you had a dick in your mouth.

 
 
Fri, 05/20/2011 - 5:59pm
thomthom91 Says:

because sadly where i live there are many ignorant closed-minded idiots that see being gay as being weak.

haha speaking of, he tried to fight me a few days ago, i just laughed then got more high. :)

 
 
Fri, 01/29/2016 - 6:54am

Sounds like there are also a lot of ignorant close-minded idiots where you're from that see having a vagina as being weak / incapable of taking a mighty hit. Don't know how you can't see that as the pot calling the kettle black. I'm gay and I grew up in a rural town full of intolerant people, but I never used sexism as a shield to deflect homophobia. I get that you're a stoner, but try to think more about the words you use, especially if you're going to take that mentality online and expect people to applaud you. I mean, it's unfortunate you were intentionally insulted on the basis of your sexuality, I'm with you there on that frustration...but why counter that by disparaging another sex? In my opinion that's worse than what he said because, with the way you seem to regard yourself, you should be more intelligent than that. Why target another oppressed group to take focus off of yours, especially in the eyes of someone who's opinion shouldn't matter to you? Is that really standing up for yourself? Would have been hilarious if you had blown a kiss and said "oh, I'LL show you how real men do it ;)". He would have bailed, and you wouldn't have to share your weed.

 
 
Fri, 06/24/2011 - 8:34pm

I'm gay too, and I smoke on a daily basis, us queers are beasts ;)

 
 
Tue, 06/28/2011 - 1:07pm
thomthom91 Says:

we so are. people dont even realize how awesome we are.

 
 
Tue, 06/28/2011 - 3:17pm

One day everyone will know, it's going to happen

 
 
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 11:59am
thomthom91 Says:

lololol GAY STONERS SHALL RULE THE WORLD

 
 
Wed, 10/21/2015 - 8:06pm

Dude, upvoted. You are on my list of awesome people. Let's smoke up and have awesome stoned sex lol

 
 
Tue, 11/03/2015 - 2:20pm
Uniscious Says:

Lol I exclusively smoke gravity and I'm practically asexual. So... If minorities smoke the best and will rule the world, I think I've got you all beat.

 
 
Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:34pm

When I was a teenager one of my best friends had come out the closet. We were child hood friends and I was a bit shocked but it never changed anything for me. He was still my brother! Not by blood but by deed.

I felt bad for him though cause slowly over time I've seen people treat him differently and shame him. One day we were smoking with a group of people that were friends of a friend. Everything was cool until someone said that he would never share a blunt with a "faggot."

We both are in our 50's now and I've only seen that gay bastard shed a tears 3 times. 2 at funerals and once because some asshole said something about his sexual orientation...hes my best friend so when that guy said what he said, I saw my friends face and I knew he wanted to just break down. No one else would have noticed but I knew he was tired and I knew he felt alone.

At the time I was a huuuge guy so I stood up and said, "You're smoking with a faggot right now." And pointed at myself. I was a hot head back then so I remained in his face spewing insults and taunts..stupid shit but I was angry. After it was apparent he wasn't going to fight, I took the blunt, their quarter they had just bought, and walked off with my friend.

I'm sorry for the long ass rant but I literally just finished smoking with him and when he left, I log in and see this post. It just made me think a lot about our past and well, my best friend might be a ball gagging son of a bitch but I've loved that fool like a brother for almost 40 years and Ill love him for 40 more.

 
 
Tue, 12/22/2015 - 4:12am

Yo man, that was actually beautiful. Thank you for that. You Sir, are a great friend!

You know as I was scrolling down I was surprised at all of the gay people responding, because even though I know at least 2 people who are gay and smoke weed, the thought of them being in this community never crossed my mind. As a straight man, I understand homophobia to a certain degree. For example, when I'm at home and I see a commercial with a gay or lesbian couple in it, I find it strange (dare I say weird) and I cringe at the thought of it. And I honestly feel nothing wrong about something like that because I don't harbor any hatred towards gays, that's just my human reaction to it.

But what I don't understand is people who try and make themselves involved with who and what someone else is; like what on earth does that have to do with you, "no one's being gay at you" as Louie CK eloquently puts it. Anything like that: Racism, sexism, homophobia, etc., is just a lack of education, humanity, social and public decency and etiquette.

 
 
Sun, 11/08/2015 - 4:33am

Good for you! It amazes me people can be rude when you are smoking a blunt! All the redneck smokers I have had encounters with (Upper Peninsula of Michigan is full of them) always have nothing but negative words about people and think they are mad stoners even though the only time they smoke is when someone else has the weed!

 
 
Tue, 11/10/2015 - 10:24pm

He should have known he wasn't gonna out smoke a cock smoker.

 
 
Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:48pm
Wdubs420 Says:

You should've taken your weed and left that stupid piece of shit. You're an amazing person for not letting that kind of stuff knock you down. Stay lifted my friend!

 
 
Mon, 12/07/2015 - 11:46pm

i hate when i read things like this. i lose hope in humanity each time. that dude was just an ignorant piece of shit. when i read this i felt compelled to say that i'm from Alabama so i guess i'm what you would classify as a "hillbilly" but i wanted to say that we're not all like that man. i'm a straight guy and i have a few gay friends. hell i've even let one of my friends talk me into getting a manicure with him and to let him pluck my eyebrows lol but the point i;m trying to get across is that some people are just ignorant and have nothing better to do than judge other people for their life choices because their lives suck. not all of us "hillbillies" are intolerant assholes lol much love from a fellow stoner, stay proud brother.

 
 
Thu, 12/10/2015 - 11:10pm

umm what do vaginas have to do with this? how is calling him a vagina the worst thing you could say? i don't take that as much of an insult. im all for queer domination as long as it includes vaginas

 
 
Sat, 12/12/2015 - 11:02am

I agree! Just because someone is gay doesn't excuse their sexism. I'm all for queer domination as long as it excludes sexism.

 
 
Tue, 12/22/2015 - 12:21pm

Karma is a bitch and likes destroying bitches like him!

I am sorry you had to experience such degenerate comments from that fool.
If anything, You are the bigger man brother!!

 
 
Sat, 01/23/2016 - 11:15am

What the hell kind of "highdea" is this?
That's right... its not one.
Save the story for a forum or something, not here

 
 
Sat, 04/30/2016 - 9:54am

Nice, we now have highdea police! And I mean that in the most sarcastic way possible. It's created over 20 entries of prouctive discussion covering everything from homophobia, sexism, and how to deal with just plain ignorant people. Concerning the vagina comment, agreed that it is sexist but Betty White put that into perspective with a really good quote. She said, "Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." Sounds like a good highdea to me.

 
 
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