so i'm making a hammock, and my cousin bought me a ukulele (incredibly nice of him, i know. i just didn't have the money to buy one myself). i've decided that i'm gonna bolt some supports for the hammock to a SUP (pretty much a giant surfboard you never have to lay down on [Stand Up Paddleboard]) and i'll take it out in the ocean on calmer days because i'm out there anyway, and lay in my hammock in the water and play my uke. my dolphin friends are either gonna end up ditching me or trying to play with me and knocking me over. "this dude's too chill. let's go." it's alright though porque i also have manatee friends and they'll always hang. they're always like "..........................................we'll hang."