the best way to my heart...

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Submitted by okeedokeesmokee on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 4:41pm

is by using these two magical words...

wanna smoke?

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Sat, 02/11/2012 - 10:06am

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Thu, 05/12/2011 - 4:44pm

jsdooby Says:

wanna smoke?
Wow it is like magic lol

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:22pm

weed_tits Says:

i'm not kidding about this....
i sell bud right, and i got a call from this girl i know
she lives in the next town over, buys from me occasionally
instead of 50 for an eigth
she offered to give me head
she made me an offer i couldn't refuse
at first things were akward
but once the blowin' started goin'
it totally wasn't
and then....
she left
what sucks tho, havent heard from her since
thought i'd share that
thanks for listening
ride the snake to the ancient lake, baby
that was my line as she left the car

Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:52pm

NotHilarious Says:

You should have eaten pineapple first man.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:15pm

KayaWindDancer Says:

Does that really work? I've heard that it makes .... uhhhm.... the "flavor" improved.

*why am I blushing? Nobody is here to see me typing this!*

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:42pm

NotHilarious Says:

My ex gf said it did. The way I see it, women kind enough to give that gift deserve any improvements I can make to the flavor.

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 7:09pm

KayaWindDancer Says:

Kudos to you, sir. Well played.

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 12:33am

Kraytos Says:

50 an eighth? that's practically robbing someone.

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 7:09am

CamBam. Says:

That's standard procedure where I'm from bucko. Also, sweet fuckin story dude. I'd probably trade an eighth for head.. but I dunno 50 bucks woulda been sweet too.

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 8:35am

churnedupyellow Says:

Its 60 around here belee dat lol

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 2:41pm

Kraytos Says:

well i live in PDX, Oregon. so the hookups i get are between $25 & $35 an 8th.

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 4:28pm

CamBam. Says:

Fuckin Oregon man.. always shittin on my weed prices.

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 5:41pm

yoinkie Says:

40$ over here in seattle for the danks, but I do believe its 45-50 for others(my dealer is my buddy). I miss the days living in Vancouver, BC, 25$ for the dankest eighth in the world(outside of Amsterdam).

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 8:39am

AlwaysFloored Says:

Northern Idaho is 35/8th as well. Lots of demand and a ton of supply haha

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 3:57am

Baken Says:

BUCKO!!!!!! fuck yes, FUCK YES!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 8:05pm

SavvyStonie17 Says:

That's what i'm saying, it's 60 here.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:08am

Waldo-Jones Says:

Was this Kansas City by any chance?

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 12:41am

getinsphighered Says:

lol I wish it was that easy to befriend a nice stoner boy/homie/lover/friend

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 1:07am

NotHilarious Says:

It pretty much is.

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 3:42am

getinsphighered Says:

not rly tho.....or at least where I live...they all end up being undercover coke heads on the side. And I'm like NO. I just want someone to smoke with cause I'm not into that

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 4:31am

13ongRipper420 Says:

the part of call I'm in all the people that smoke only do it to seem cool like the only shit they know is chronic and kush

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 11:46am

tokeythabear530 Says:

where r u from, with all these undercover coke heads???

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 2:20pm

Spanki Says:

lmaoo i know right^

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 5:40pm

getinsphighered Says:

Santa clarita haha....just full of a bunch of kids with too much money and nothing productive to do so they spend it on coke or heroin

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 8:55pm

tokeythabear530 Says:

hahaha wow, herion is kinda like a synthetic weed high, just fallowed by the itchy scratchy dance...not much H in auburn

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:19pm

KayaWindDancer Says:

Yeah, I dated an Undercover CokeFiend -- none too cool. I couldn't stand the way she talked after using. Gritted teeth, and she sounded like she was Drooling.....!!! Ugh! Gross!!