when you fart in an empty room or elevator and then someone walks in, and you realize you have no one to blame it on.

The really awkward moment when you figure its already stinks, and let out another one, but this one is unexpectedly loud.

The super awkward moment when you realize "the awkward moment when" jokes are overplayed, but you go with it anyway because you have nothing else witty to say.

Highdea: Would it be more socially acceptable to pass gas in public if it the gas came out colored? In that case, someone should invent something that makes your gas come out colored.

This highdea was the result of me farting in an empty elevator and having 5 old ladies walk in. The wise thing to do would have been to run, but I just stood there smiling and giggling.

Bye guys.

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Comments

 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:21pm
bdayton94 Says:
 
 
Sat, 09/03/2011 - 10:57pm
Jeurgs Says:

i totally downvoted with anger at first glance of the title. But then ya saved it, ahahaha. Keira Knightley's character in Domino is a hardcore bitch.

 
 
Sun, 09/04/2011 - 11:55pm
CamBam. Says:

You take that back, Keira Knightley is a fine piece of ass!

But I must disagree with the colored farts, I dont think I'd like that very much. You wouldnt be able to crop dust anymore without everyone seeing the trail of dust you're leaving behind, it would follow you! And if you're sittin in class, you wouldnt be able to let out the silent ones anymore without you sending out smoke signals. But then again, this would put everyone on an even playing field. Then we could truly find out if girls DO fart! Alright I like this a little more now.

 
 
Sun, 09/04/2011 - 11:57pm
Chinookk Says:

Awkward is an awkward word to say. Awkward aaaawkwaaard

 
 
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 1:01am

The "wkw" part is just so........fuck, awkward!

 
 
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 1:07am
Gawillamon Says:

when i was in elementary school some kid told me the same idea about farts being colored and he had a specific color for each type of fart

 
 
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 1:32am

lmfao i didnt even wait til i read the whole thing to upvote after the first sentence i was like hell yeah!

 
 
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 2:16am
FreeThinka Says:
 
 
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 3:53am
spector49 Says:

man i could not stop laughing and some of the comments had me rolling too, upvoted man this is a good site.

 
 
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 4:30am

The more danky the fart the darker the color.

and is this colorful enough for you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md-cv2hyc8w&feature=related

 
 
Mon, 09/05/2011 - 8:06am

Coloured ass gas wouldn't make farting more socially acceptable, but it'd make it funny as all fuck. I'd buy it.