...I cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug

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Thu, 09/29/2011 - 4:21am


Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:09am
Herb_Storm Says:
Sat, 10/01/2011 - 1:35am
Torched Says:


Sat, 10/01/2011 - 3:14am
dirtyk Says:
Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:02am

Slugs are just homeless snails. Upvote for you sir, you gave me my first laugh for today

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 3:26pm

Of course I buy in bulk lol.. and much appreciated man(:

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 8:54pm

Is this original man? It's really funny

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 3:11am

Thats awesome man lol this needs to get popular

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:31pm
Metrev Says:

my friend just posted this on FB so i called him out on it.
no need to thank me.

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 12:56am
graffika Says:

you just got shunned.

but i do want to point out that sometimes i think of something randomly in my head, like i just made it up. and i KNOW most people in this situation would think they did just make it up, but i always have to go google it first to make sure i actually did just make it up. or at least that no one else has thought of it before.
btw everyone should google their highdeas first and make sure it's original. your mind isn't always going to remember where you heard something, it's just going to remember that thing.

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 7:40pm

sorry to be "that guy" but this actually isnt original.


Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:56pm

just because a facebook page has 53 likes doesnt mean this guy copied it. with all of 53 likes oen person here coulda read it then went andmade the group. hell i could do it right now and get 100 likes in 10 days

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:39pm
yoinkie Says:

I just copied and pasted his highdea into google and got 400 hits with the exact same thing.

Its one thing to copy paste, its a whole nother level of douchebaggery when someone asks you if its yours and you say "yes".

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:46pm
caseylala Says:

Come on now, no one likes a buzz kill.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 12:03am
yoinkie Says:

aw im sorry for killing your buzz. How about a joke?

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:43am

idk if it was just me but by the time i was done reading these jokes i completely forgot about that guy stealing this highdea lol

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:55pm
getblunted Says:
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 6:23pm

Thankyou for bringing this to my attention. I have now officially lost interest in this site. Taking credit is bad enough but lying about it is a new low. I feel completely hollow for helping this get popular. Its times like this I wish I used facebook,but I guess it doesn't make much of a difference now. Highdeas and facebook are pretty much one and the same.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 12:26pm
akporter22 Says:
Tue, 09/27/2011 - 2:44pm

well this was interesting, at first i thought wow this guy needs help, then i just couldnt help but laugh. you got my vote.

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:57pm
Fri, 09/30/2011 - 5:06pm
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 12:01am
moriorixs Says:

i ROF'd it wasnt quite a ROFL just a ROF

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 12:53am
graffika Says:

what? you just started rolling on the floor?
are you talking about being a slug?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 12:58am

i saw this on facebook today, and its on google hdude its funny but dont lie godamnit

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 1:07am
DoodleJack Says:

A friend of mine told me the same joke 2 weeks ago, and he had it from youtube

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 1:23am

wow i usually just use vaseline for masturbating

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:24am
Stonermama Says:

...who cares? its funny and im not going to cry over the fact that he lied. get over it. please and thanks : ]

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:58am
TheBlob Says:

please dont ever say please and thanks at the end of a sentence again

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 4:37pm
Artistoner Says:

Thease and Planks is the hip new way to say it according to my most unreliable of sources.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 1:17pm
GoldyLox Says:
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:10pm
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 5:24pm
gorgonite Says:

Is it weird that I do that with my own semen?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 5:25pm

OH MY GOD that is disgusting. slugs have got to be the worst thing for me..ever.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 6:35pm

Wow, I thought I thought of it myself.. I was watching futurama and it was the splur soda episode and me and my friends were messing around and this just kinda came up.. great minds think alike I guess

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:44am

yeah? you and your friends? lefty and righty?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 11:10pm

bullshit. be fucking creative or dont bother

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:37am
Basidial Says:
Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:13am

Alright guys, I honestly don't give a fuck if you guys don't believe me.. but if people can come up with it and put it on Facebook or YouTube or wherever you guys found it, than who's to say I can't? Half of your guys' Highdeas end in "let's all chill" or "cant we all just get along?" Yet you guys are being assholes to me.. practice what you preach, honestly cause all of you guys are hypocrites.. and I can understand that you guys don't believe me, I don't care about that.. but that's just like saying if Edison didn't create the lightbulb, than we wouldnt have light today, that's just ignorant, like all of you guys.

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 12:42am
Baken Says:

Now imagine if someone stole Thomas Edison's lightbulb idea and lied ab it. Ya u used someone elses idea but most of all you lied about it. You sir are a lying bastard and next time cover your bathtub in vaseline while holding a plugged in toaster

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 11:03pm
TheBlob Says:

I kinda feel for you bro I get where you're coming from

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 2:22pm

i put chocolate in my belly botton n pretend im a candy despencer

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 4:58pm
Fri, 09/30/2011 - 5:06pm
bluntcc55 Says:

Frank, how come we don't play night crawlers anymore?

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 6:28pm

It's always sunny in Philadelphia lol I love that show

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 5:42pm

this made me cry laughing, thank you
edit: first time i've seen it but i like it

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 6:41pm
Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:11pm

Good job ruining my laugh FUCKFACE 420.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:46pm
cynishigh Says:

lets all just light one up and be content. damn.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:41pm
lyndsayy09 Says:

You sir, are made of win. Someone: Wife him.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:53pm

Dude that is funny as shi...but u can't forget the salt