sometimes when im alone...

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Submitted by tokes.muh.goats on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:03am

...I cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug

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Thu, 09/29/2011 - 4:21am

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Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:09am

Herb_Storm Says:

Do you buy in bulk?

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 2:35am

Torched Says:

http://highdeas.com/world-business/New_Invention-22

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 4:14am

Spacee_Cadet Says:

costco pack, duhh

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 2:02am

smiggie_balls Says:

Slugs are just homeless snails. Upvote for you sir, you gave me my first laugh for today

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 4:26pm

tokes.muh.goats Says:

Of course I buy in bulk lol.. and much appreciated man(:

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:54pm

smiggie_balls Says:

Is this original man? It's really funny

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 4:11am

smiggie_balls Says:

Thats awesome man lol this needs to get popular

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 8:31pm

Metrev Says:

my friend just posted this on FB so i called him out on it.
no need to thank me.

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 1:56am

graffika Says:

you just got shunned.

but i do want to point out that sometimes i think of something randomly in my head, like i just made it up. and i KNOW most people in this situation would think they did just make it up, but i always have to go google it first to make sure i actually did just make it up. or at least that no one else has thought of it before.
btw everyone should google their highdeas first and make sure it's original. your mind isn't always going to remember where you heard something, it's just going to remember that thing.

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 8:40pm

Wheelchair_Cat Says:

sorry to be "that guy" but this actually isnt original.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/When-im-alone-i-cover-myself-in-vaseline-a...

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:56pm

rawrasaurus Says:

just because a facebook page has 53 likes doesnt mean this guy copied it. with all of 53 likes oen person here coulda read it then went andmade the group. hell i could do it right now and get 100 likes in 10 days

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 12:39am

yoinkie Says:

I just copied and pasted his highdea into google and got 400 hits with the exact same thing.

Its one thing to copy paste, its a whole nother level of douchebaggery when someone asks you if its yours and you say "yes".

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:18pm

Chopzilla Says:

6688846993 TECH N9NE

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 12:46am

caseylala Says:

Come on now, no one likes a buzz kill.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 1:03am

yoinkie Says:

aw im sorry for killing your buzz. How about a joke?

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 8:43am

idontsmokejk Says:

idk if it was just me but by the time i was done reading these jokes i completely forgot about that guy stealing this highdea lol

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 12:55am

getblunted Says:

hahahaha put him on blast!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 7:23pm

smiggie_balls Says:

Thankyou for bringing this to my attention. I have now officially lost interest in this site. Taking credit is bad enough but lying about it is a new low. I feel completely hollow for helping this get popular. Its times like this I wish I used facebook,but I guess it doesn't make much of a difference now. Highdeas and facebook are pretty much one and the same.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:20pm

Chopzilla Says:

wtf are you talking about? if you don't use facebook then how do you know what it's like? because you heard about it from other people which means that you stole this comment.. quit bitchin

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 1:26am

smiggie_balls Says:

Who the fuck are you?

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 1:52am

graffika Says:

haha what does that have to do with anything?
and i'm guessing he used to that's how he knows its lame?
but facebook is not highdeas at all, they both have their downsides, which tend to be more prevalent than upsides, but i seriously doubt ONE comment will make you lose interest in this site. there's a million comments/"highdeas" to do that.

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 2:08am

way-happy Says:

Well, to be honest, they're both turning into giant piles of shit.

Maybe y'all don't wanna admit it, so I will.

Highdeas used to be about awesome ideas and creative posts, not bullshit jokes that I hear on a regular basis.

It's all fucking retarded.

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 9:49am

Sarahhspillz Says:

i used to bury slugs in salt

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 1:26pm

akporter22 Says:

hahaha kinkyy

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 3:44pm

High.my.name.is Says:

well this was interesting, at first i thought wow this guy needs help, then i just couldnt help but laugh. you got my vote.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 12:57am

MumusaurusRex Says:

BAHAHAHA OMG IM DYING

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 6:06pm

coconuthead Says:

My bowl cut is better than yours!!!

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 1:01am

moriorixs Says:

i ROF'd it wasnt quite a ROFL just a ROF

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 1:53am

graffika Says:

what? you just started rolling on the floor?
are you talking about being a slug?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 1:58am

Danny_Materson Says:

i saw this on facebook today, and its on google hdude its funny but dont lie godamnit

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 2:07am

DoodleJack Says:

A friend of mine told me the same joke 2 weeks ago, and he had it from youtube

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 2:23am

BLazinBiker Says:

wow i usually just use vaseline for masturbating

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 4:24am

Stonermama Says:

...who cares? its funny and im not going to cry over the fact that he lied. get over it. please and thanks : ]

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:58pm

TheBlob Says:

please dont ever say please and thanks at the end of a sentence again

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 5:37pm

Artistoner Says:

Thease and Planks is the hip new way to say it according to my most unreliable of sources.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:23pm

Chopzilla Says:

arr matey.. i too have heard tharr tale from a scurvy source of undeniable reliability

Sun, 10/02/2011 - 12:02am

TheBlob Says:

Well that's all the convincing I need, I definitely believe it now

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 2:17pm

GoldyLox Says:

hello

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 4:10pm

zackkushyy420 Says:

l mfAAOOOOOOO

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 6:24pm

gorgonite Says:

Is it weird that I do that with my own semen?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 6:25pm

BellaPetiteLA Says:

OH MY GOD that is disgusting. slugs have got to be the worst thing for me..ever.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 7:35pm

tokes.muh.goats Says:

Wow, I thought I thought of it myself.. I was watching futurama and it was the splur soda episode and me and my friends were messing around and this just kinda came up.. great minds think alike I guess

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 8:44am

idontsmokejk Says:

yeah? you and your friends? lefty and righty?

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:10am

Danny_Materson Says:

hahahah.
bullshit. be fucking creative or dont bother

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 1:37am

Basidial Says:

why so unoriginal?

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:13am

tokes.muh.goats Says:

Alright guys, I honestly don't give a fuck if you guys don't believe me.. but if people can come up with it and put it on Facebook or YouTube or wherever you guys found it, than who's to say I can't? Half of your guys' Highdeas end in "let's all chill" or "cant we all just get along?" Yet you guys are being assholes to me.. practice what you preach, honestly cause all of you guys are hypocrites.. and I can understand that you guys don't believe me, I don't care about that.. but that's just like saying if Edison didn't create the lightbulb, than we wouldnt have light today, that's just ignorant, like all of you guys.

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 1:42am

Baken Says:

Now imagine if someone stole Thomas Edison's lightbulb idea and lied ab it. Ya u used someone elses idea but most of all you lied about it. You sir are a lying bastard and next time cover your bathtub in vaseline while holding a plugged in toaster