...I cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug
Do you buy in bulk?
costco pack, duhh
Slugs are just homeless snails. Upvote for you sir, you gave me my first laugh for today
Of course I buy in bulk lol.. and much appreciated man(:
Is this original man? It's really funny
Thats awesome man lol this needs to get popular
my friend just posted this on FB so i called him out on it.
no need to thank me.
you just got shunned.
but i do want to point out that sometimes i think of something randomly in my head, like i just made it up. and i KNOW most people in this situation would think they did just make it up, but i always have to go google it first to make sure i actually did just make it up. or at least that no one else has thought of it before.
btw everyone should google their highdeas first and make sure it's original. your mind isn't always going to remember where you heard something, it's just going to remember that thing.
sorry to be "that guy" but this actually isnt original.
just because a facebook page has 53 likes doesnt mean this guy copied it. with all of 53 likes oen person here coulda read it then went andmade the group. hell i could do it right now and get 100 likes in 10 days
I just copied and pasted his highdea into google and got 400 hits with the exact same thing.
Its one thing to copy paste, its a whole nother level of douchebaggery when someone asks you if its yours and you say "yes".
Come on now, no one likes a buzz kill.
aw im sorry for killing your buzz. How about a joke?
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."
idk if it was just me but by the time i was done reading these jokes i completely forgot about that guy stealing this highdea lol
hahahaha put him on blast!
Thankyou for bringing this to my attention. I have now officially lost interest in this site. Taking credit is bad enough but lying about it is a new low. I feel completely hollow for helping this get popular. Its times like this I wish I used facebook,but I guess it doesn't make much of a difference now. Highdeas and facebook are pretty much one and the same.
well this was interesting, at first i thought wow this guy needs help, then i just couldnt help but laugh. you got my vote.
BAHAHAHA OMG IM DYING
My bowl cut is better than yours!!!
i ROF'd it wasnt quite a ROFL just a ROF
what? you just started rolling on the floor?
are you talking about being a slug?
i saw this on facebook today, and its on google hdude its funny but dont lie godamnit
A friend of mine told me the same joke 2 weeks ago, and he had it from youtube
wow i usually just use vaseline for masturbating
...who cares? its funny and im not going to cry over the fact that he lied. get over it. please and thanks : ]
please dont ever say please and thanks at the end of a sentence again
Thease and Planks is the hip new way to say it according to my most unreliable of sources.
Is it weird that I do that with my own semen?
OH MY GOD that is disgusting. slugs have got to be the worst thing for me..ever.
Wow, I thought I thought of it myself.. I was watching futurama and it was the splur soda episode and me and my friends were messing around and this just kinda came up.. great minds think alike I guess
yeah? you and your friends? lefty and righty?
bullshit. be fucking creative or dont bother
why so unoriginal?
Alright guys, I honestly don't give a fuck if you guys don't believe me.. but if people can come up with it and put it on Facebook or YouTube or wherever you guys found it, than who's to say I can't? Half of your guys' Highdeas end in "let's all chill" or "cant we all just get along?" Yet you guys are being assholes to me.. practice what you preach, honestly cause all of you guys are hypocrites.. and I can understand that you guys don't believe me, I don't care about that.. but that's just like saying if Edison didn't create the lightbulb, than we wouldnt have light today, that's just ignorant, like all of you guys.
Now imagine if someone stole Thomas Edison's lightbulb idea and lied ab it. Ya u used someone elses idea but most of all you lied about it. You sir are a lying bastard and next time cover your bathtub in vaseline while holding a plugged in toaster
I kinda feel for you bro I get where you're coming from
i put chocolate in my belly botton n pretend im a candy despencer
Frank, how come we don't play night crawlers anymore?
It's always sunny in Philadelphia lol I love that show
this made me cry laughing, thank you
edit: first time i've seen it but i like it
ADD ME DNT SUBTRACT ME LOL
Good job ruining my laugh FUCKFACE 420.
lets all just light one up and be content. damn.
You sir, are made of win. Someone: Wife him.
Dude that is funny as shi...but u can't forget the salt