I was playing Left 4 Dead with this girl a few weeks ago, and out of nowhere in the most serious voice, she says

'my favorite number is 71 because it's 69 plus 3.'

for some reason, I was the only one of the four of us who laughed and I laughed really really hard. everyone though I was stupid or something.

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Wed, 09/04/2013 - 11:38pm


Comments

 
Mon, 05/09/2011 - 3:32am
sirwaddles Says:

hahahah i get it she sucks at math!!!!

 
 
Wed, 05/11/2011 - 5:33am
BCBrony Says:

PLEASE, EVERYONE DOWNVOTE THIS HIGHDEA. I'M EMBERASSED BY HOW STUPID IT IS.

 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 1:18pm

Or are you embarrassed because you are the girl in the story

 
 
Fri, 09/06/2013 - 6:11pm
Skijjy13 Says:
 
 
Fri, 05/13/2011 - 7:15am

i mean... i can change my vote now if you want

 
 
Fri, 05/13/2011 - 7:27am
BCBrony Says:

haha that's ok, thanks.

I just dont think this highDEA is very funny, and right after I released it I thought of a much better way to say it. I'm kind of emberassed at this right now, and I'd hate to see it hit the popular page.

 
 
Thu, 08/22/2013 - 1:21am
 
 
Thu, 08/29/2013 - 7:07pm
AdamOest Says:
 
 
Mon, 09/02/2013 - 9:22pm
AJisChill Says:
 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 10:34am
Cricket. Says:

You're telling a guy that hasn't been on this website in well over a year to delete his highdea, so who's the genius?

 
 
Sat, 09/07/2013 - 10:50am

Not to mention in 2011 we couldnt even edit comments or highdeas!

 
 
Sat, 08/31/2013 - 11:32am
 
 
Sat, 08/31/2013 - 8:51pm
 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 10:55am
Barak777 Says:
 
 
Mon, 09/09/2013 - 4:02pm

Well it's very complex, but I shall make an attempt. You see, whenever you use the number 69 you must follow the law of bi-genders in order to avoid gay sex. Unless of course you are gay, in which case you must follow the law of dick sucking. But I am not gay, therefore I follow the law of bigenders. I am explaining this assuming that you are also not gay, because homosexuality is simply less common than heterosexuality. Now, if you're bisexual this problem is actually impossible, so we'll ignore that and if you are bisexual I'm very sorry about that.

So, the law of bi-genders states that in order for a straight person to solve a mathematics problem involving a 69, the 6 must be assumed to be female and the 9 must be assumed to be male. Alright so let's look at the problem:
69 + 3 = 72
Okay, so the 6 that represents females is equivalent to the number of gallons of semen that the female can consume from the male's genitals, and the 9 represents the number of gallons of semen that are currently in the male's genitals. So once the female finishes consuming 6 gallons of semen, there are only 3 left. So you take that 3 and add it to 69 and you get 72.

 
 
Tue, 09/03/2013 - 11:07am
bobsaget68 Says:

I read this a couple days ago and laughed hysterically, but not at the fact that it didn't add up. I did not even realize that until I just re-read it.I was laughing at how absurd it is for someone to state that in the middle of a video game. HAHAHAHAHA

 
 
Wed, 09/04/2013 - 9:19pm
Dayman18 Says:
 
 
Sat, 09/07/2013 - 10:56am
 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 3:43am

lol i think the girl might have been my friend, what was the gamer tag?

 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 1:16pm
 
 
Thu, 09/05/2013 - 9:01pm

The stupidity is strong in this one...

 
 
Fri, 09/06/2013 - 12:05am