When you're in public and the only thing going through your mind is "oh shit, they all know, oh god she knows, I'm so sorry"

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Wed, 10/10/2012 - 5:06am


Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:34pm
MommaVerde Says:

I seriously Chuckled so hard to myself!

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:38pm
Tue, 10/09/2012 - 4:25pm
DeeSea8Xx Says:

Lol, yesss. i get like that alot when im out. i feel like im walking around with a big grin on my face and red fucking eyes :P and that its so noticable haha

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:13am
Klammydia Says:

Dude you're just happy as fuck that you have allergies

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:41pm

When I'm high in public it doesn't really bother me if they know or not because they probably don't. But I will pass people and think to myself "damn that dude's stoned"

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:18am
COLE_1_7 Says:
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:31pm
Smithhy Says:

"Sorry for ordering slowly miss, I'm fuckin blitzed. I'll have 6 tacos please."

And I proceed to devour said tacos amid disapproving asshats and staring parents. Fuck da police.

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:29am

It's funny when u find that one person passing by that reaks of skunky bud and u just have to turn your head and check. Im always down to match but som people aren't so they might be like FUCK OFF. MINE!! or just ignore u :/

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 2:44am

nobody knows when you're high or not, trust me. they may think some stoners are lighting up nearby though.

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 3:12am
boulderite Says:

or when you drive by and see some stoners and you instantly wanna pull up and be like yo wanna match? hop in

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 3:40am
So-BakedD Says:

Well after you've been smoking for several years, you really don't give a shit if anyone knows your high or not

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 1:43am
tvas Says:

true that.. when people know your high they dont care either

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 4:21pm
SuperJoint Says:

Lol no one seems to care but my friends. They call me out across restaurants and stores and it's like "bitch plz. Don't make me throw my phone at you"

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 5:08am
dobert Says:

i get so scared while baked in public! i think everyones mad at me until a good friend said "bob people arent mad at you, you're mad at people" oe of the funniest things ive heard

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 9:10am
C_A_K_E Says:

Why would you be sorry for it. Makes it sound like your doing something wrong. I'm proud of smoking.

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 11:22am
Baked_Lays Says:
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 11:51am
Locifer Says:

Everyone looks weird, but then you lock eyes with that stranger, and instantly you both know... you rep are the highest people in the area, and "they" just don't get it. Then you laugh your ass off at your new inside joke with your friend you just made!

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:03pm
mindgames Says:

Mind over matter. No one will ever explain it. http://highdeas.com/hd/Mind_Over_Matter_8

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 3:23pm

I just act high all the time so nobody can tell the difference! i also drive like I'm drunk so I don't get pulled over..........wait thats not the same?

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 3:49pm

I get the feeling but only when I make eye contact with people. I think to myself if I just don't make eye contact but then I realize that's the weed talking and not looking into someones eyes makes me look suspicious and my brain goes oh shit they know. Fuck FUUCK! pay for your munchos and get the hell out of here. Only to realize I have rhotos in my eyes and have on my body and nobody suspected a fucken thing they just thought I was in a hurry.

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 3:50pm
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 8:04pm
2Hi-2Sink Says:

i used to be paranoid in public while high, but i realized it's easier not to give a fuck. acting like a nervous wreck only makes you more noticeable. trust me, most people can't tell you're high anyway. if red eyes are your problem, cop some eye drops. i use em daily.

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 10:46pm
lafache44 Says:
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:31am

Normally I don't do this, but they have to do with each other so much:

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:16am
Klammydia Says:

The only time I'm sorry for being high is when I accidentally empty people's kitchens

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:52am
smeaz Says:
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 6:01am
baiaotou Says:
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:52am
Aman_Dabee Says:

If they can't smell it on your clothes, hair or breath; the public won't know shit.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:14am

Yea i think of it like masterbating. When your done and walk out right away, you just have that feeling like EVERYONE knows! lol I compare weed to that cuz for instense what if someone walks in on you smoking? Same reaction if someonoe walksin on you pulling your meat rod.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:47am
smeaz Says:

Hahaha I love this feeling! I get to play the act-as-sober-as-possible game. Which is just always a rush, but I have no shame for my high ass in public. What is anyone going to do about it if they notice?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:46pm
7oh4 Says:

get a magic flight vape.
put in styrofoam cup
tape straw to mouthpiece
put hole in side of cup
use that to push the battery in
you can smoke anywhere outside.

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 6:49pm
Gogojr1 Says:

or open up an empty CapriSun pouch, or similar from the top. Rinse the inside and then dry it with a napkin, or your tshirt..fuck it. Place you Magic Flight Launch Box in it, the battery fits in it comfortably and it just looks like you're drinking out of a really thick straw. It works, try it.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:39pm
mdxa Says:
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 1:24am

I work at a Halloween store, and helped this girl with a Cruella De Vil costume. She smelled so dank, but really didn't seem to give a shit. It was awesome.

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 9:36pm

The fact that you said "im so sorry" made me die of laughter, i just picture you looking around kinda huffing and puffing saying oh no... she knows oh god.... he knoows then wisper im so sorry to yourself :D:D:D:D

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 2:06pm
wadz91 Says:

It's turned into more of a hahah that person knows I'm high, hahaha that person just winked at me, some guy in a drug rug just high fived me. Lots of people burn