nice day i decided too go for a run and i get to and open parking lot and there is only a hand full of cars parked, while i was leaving the place i hear tires screech behind me so i moved over and next thing i know BAM! i got hit...fuck man the dude dropped a bottle of jack out the window and fucking left me there. FUCKFUCKFUCK!!! a simple sorry would've worked but no that douche just took off...now i know if it was a stoner they would have got out the car said sorry and most likely gave me a ride home and smoked me out. now my leg is fucking killing me and it took me an hour and a half to walk home on a fucked leg...so thanks you drunk bitch



Comments

 
Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:00pm
 
 
Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:16pm
 
 
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 11:43am
EvilMonkey Says:

If I hit you with a car, I'd give you the chance to smoke up/out a monkey.

 
 
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 11:46pm
dtab319 Says:
 
 
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 8:59am
EvilMonkey Says:

Well, how often do you get the chance to smoke up a monkey? Usually only a cat or dog is available. So Smoking up a monkey is somewhat of a rarity.

 
 
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 6:20pm

dude please hit me with your car, It's been my dream my hole life to smoke with a monkey

 
 
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:36am
EvilMonkey Says:

Haha, when and where? It's a win win to me.

 
 
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 1:53pm

I choked on a handful of doritos when I read this cause I laughed too hard :(

 
 
Mon, 05/23/2011 - 2:10pm
BooshLight Says:
 
 
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 2:05am
Bruce_Lee Says:

this sucks but it is in no way a highdea, don't understand why its on this site. Deleted Facebook for a reason.

 
 
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:29am
D-man-C Says:

Don't be a dick he's probably crippled for life haha

 
 
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:38am
EvilMonkey Says:

The guy hasn't been on for a year and 2 weeks. Just saying, use this information as you will.

 
 
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:26pm
Bruce_Lee Says:

i like how you tell me not to be a dick then laugh about him possibly being crippled lol. Wasn't trying to sound rude though, there's no room for that on this site. Just offered up my opinion.

 
 
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:00am
D-man-C Says:
 
 
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:59pm
Patchman Says:
 
 
Wed, 05/25/2011 - 11:30pm
Cron-Women Says:

I up voted cause it was simply a good story, but bad occasion on your behalf...

 
 
Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:30pm

well thanks for the upvote! haha ya it was messed up but im not mad about it. nothing a bowl cant fix right haha

 
 
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 12:53am
Slowpoke Says:

Instant karma's gonna get him.
Drunk bastard's can't handle their shit and do aweful things, then run when it gets serious because they're scared and selfishly think of themselves.
This pipe's for ya, hope you're all good by now. It's been over a year.
But even still, this kinda crap pisses me off. The thing is a stoner would've probably been going pretty slow in a parking lot, and, therefore, not hitting anyone. And not only that, (s)he'd maybe even go in the store to get some food. I would.

 
 
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:33am
D-man-C Says:

Typical slowpoke, replies a year late

 
 
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 10:59pm
 
 
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 5:00pm
 
 
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 6:37pm

Am I really the only one who sympathizes for the driver. Fucking pedestrians killing my buzz

 
 
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 8:36pm
pop_tarty Says:

Tell me about it i was driving back to the hotel on me and my gf's vaca, coming back from PCB and she was sleeping in my lap... bam!!! smashed in to a deer at like 60 and scared the fuck out my gf and wracked our highs and my truck :,(

 
 
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:26am
NNE4229 Says:
 
 
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Sun, 09/30/2012 - 11:55am
yurtpoh Says:
 
 
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 1:56pm
stockstew Says:

*later on the news*
"we have reports of a man believed to be intoxicated fleeing from the police in what appears to be a stolen vehicle. We now go live to our eyes in the sky."

 
 
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 11:16pm

And the driver is getting out of the car, he seems to be on some sort of drugs... *driver shoots himself and fox new airs it* i had to!

 
 
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 3:39pm

do you happen to be asian or a ginger or somethning exotic? you might've been worth 10 points. he had to.

 
 
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 8:38pm

Weed is going to help your leg out a ton just sayin. I fucked my knee up ona longboarding accident and got surgery to reconstruct my acl a couple weeks ago and instead of taking some bullshit percocets I got myself a medical marijuana card and its doing wonders. Its not just the pain I had to deal with but the emotional put down of me feeling useless and alone. Weed helped and is helping me get over it even if I dont have those real friends I know it'll get better afterwards and so will u. The drivers a douchbag..

 
 
Sun, 09/30/2012 - 10:42pm

If you were leaving the store, there are probably surveillance equipment throughout the store/parking lot. I'm sure you could report your case to the authorities, who could issue a warrant for the possession of the security footage. I do not condone the driver's activities, however I can not judge him/her because nobody knows the whole situation from the point of view of the driver. Live long, smoke on!

 
 
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:38pm
tokerlex Says:

I felt bad up voting when it was at 69 unpvotes....

 
 
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:17pm

I feel bad that you got hit, but I feel this would have been a better post on places like:

1. anywhere else

or maybe even...

2. Anywhere else

 
 
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 4:15pm

I mean, you should no better then to run around in a area that hold vehicles.
NIGGA THAT JUST UNSAFE

but ya, sorry you got hit n run on.
I blame GTA for ps2

 
 
Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:56pm
kelford Says:

This story reminds me of a time I was riding in my friend's car. We pulled into this gas station, and come around this corner and this guy on a fucking bicycle just runs right into the car...lol...I can't lie it was hilarious. He was yelling at us like "hey you're in car!!" We're like, right, dumbass, we're IN A CAR so YOU should watch out...lmao.

but sorry you got hit by a drunk, that shit aint coo'