my friend and had smoked together, and we're just hanging out on my couch, watching some spongebob. All of a sudden, he farts the most perfect sounding fart i have ever heard in my life. It started out as a gentle rush of wind escaping his butthole, slowly building in intensity in a majestic crescendo of squeaky to forceful until it became almost deafening in noise. it ends with a final "blip" in a last hurrah of epicness, and just like that it's over. i mustered up all of my energy to stand up and give him a bow of appreciation, and we both burst into laughter that lasted for what seemed like hours. What a wonderful friendship....


Sun, 10/02/2011 - 4:58pm
JenWo Says:
Sun, 11/20/2011 - 1:37pm
Gizmodo Says:

that was such a nice description of a fart