and it kicked me, does anyone know how to touch a donkey without it attacking ?

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Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:40am


Mon, 06/13/2011 - 5:27pm
Monkephant Says:

Approach its front calmly.

Lol by the way.

Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:04am

but i like approaching viciously from behind :(((

Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:58pm
JustDoug Says:

i made your profile pic my wallpaper the instant i saw it
idk if im usin that word right
but probe

Mon, 02/06/2012 - 11:29pm
Gizmodo Says:

you gotta hop on her real quick before she notices...then you can take that ass to town

Sat, 02/11/2012 - 9:35pm

Shove a fork in it's butthole then stroke it's tail real slow-like.

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:45pm

I swear every comment you post Is upvote worthy.

Wed, 02/15/2012 - 12:35am
Sun, 02/12/2012 - 7:49pm
tweak420 Says:
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:33am

I once gave my sister head
lice by giving her a dirty hat that I busted a nut in
and left pieces of peanut shells all over her pussy
cat's fur too

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:04pm
Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:06pm

I once gave my dog oral

Did I do it right?

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:53pm
Tue, 02/14/2012 - 11:30pm
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:45am

It's good to be black. Your picture makes me uncomfortable and hungry.

Wed, 02/15/2012 - 5:07am
Baken Says:

I have aids,
I challenge anyone to bloody knuckles,
That is all.

Wed, 02/15/2012 - 11:09pm

Normally I like to be taken out to dinner before I'll let you approach from behind!

Thu, 02/16/2012 - 6:56am

i read this 6 times before i understood the joke....

Fri, 02/17/2012 - 12:37am

i understand, but i read ur comment 3 times and laughed each time