I'm staying at a girls place and I have to take a massive shit in her bathroom

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Wed, 06/24/2015 - 5:40pm


Fri, 07/22/2011 - 3:20pm

the world is your oyster, dig a hole outside!

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:02am
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 5:47am
dimples Says:

I find it frustrating when you male species use my sparkling clean toilet, and leave your mark. Skid mark. Typical males, leaving their marks everywhere.

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 2:49pm
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 3:37pm
dimples Says:

Why don't I ever see any of this cash :(

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 3:53pm

I spend it on weed, sorry. Luckily I share

Sun, 11/09/2014 - 4:43am
Ctodenbach Says:

I hate it when I have to LEAVE one... What do you do with it?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 12:37am
Freedumbed Says:

toilet paper in the bowl to muffle drops and sound.
act like your phone keeps ringing and you sound frustratedbecause you have to keep taking it out of your pocket and ending thhe call. (this is when you have noises that need letting out. moans or otherwise)
short wise burst are key.
quiet toilet paper grab cuz lord knows you need alot.

Tue, 06/23/2015 - 11:56am

I love taking shits.... No matter what

Thu, 06/25/2015 - 1:00am
yurtpoh Says:

you take 'em? gross, just leave 'em alone in the toilet.

Sun, 06/28/2015 - 12:39am
Thu, 06/25/2015 - 11:38pm

How do u think the GIRL feels having to drop a bomb at her man's house?! Totally not lady like.... all I can say is, carry a book of matches man

Wed, 07/08/2015 - 6:30pm
highR10 Says:

Lol how is it not lady like? Pretty sure everyone's gotta shit. N if your man cant "handle" you pooping, then I think you've found yourself a boy.

Fri, 06/26/2015 - 1:45pm
Tue, 07/21/2015 - 5:02pm
Echo_ Says:


Sat, 06/27/2015 - 8:49am
TenaciousD Says:

That's the way I feel at work. I'll warn anyone who's in the restroom though. It clears the room quickly.

Wed, 07/01/2015 - 12:44pm
argardner Says:

Why is this the first highdea I've come across after not visiting the sight in sooo long! Oh hghdeas.. so so sad.

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 4:32pm
Fri, 07/10/2015 - 7:15am

You know if you flush as you are shitting it will suck some of the smell away with it. Have you seen the ads for the stuff that takes the smell away. I don't know if it's real, but it looks it...could be another joke...remember the internet thing that worked off the pipes in your house...lol...you flushed the end...

Sat, 07/18/2015 - 4:58am
Twitler Says:

Hey guys I'll make sure to update this post when I'm in jail

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 7:17am


Poop stuff....

Fri, 07/10/2015 - 9:35pm
Deja-Senti Says:

Meh.. It's the little disgusting things like a taking loud, smelly shit at your gfs that boosts up that intimacy connection..

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 1:09am
arealhiguy Says:

Maybe once she catches you she can stop suspecting that you're an alien who doesn't have to shit. Like all this time she's been thinking, doesn't he ever poop?

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 3:12pm

One of the first times my then boyfriend now fiance came over to my place he asked the question all girls want to hear. ¨Um... Where's your plunger?¨

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 3:13pm

One of the first times my then boyfriend now fiance came over to my place he asked the question all girls want to hear. ¨Um... Where's your plunger?¨

Sat, 08/08/2015 - 10:31am

(quote continues)..."Right after they did..."

Wed, 08/12/2015 - 11:47pm
guitarslim Says:

Just say oh you know what Im guna take a shower, then you can shit then shower knock out both things then you can tell your girl you just wanted to be clean so yall can get dirty and she'll be all, oh my gawd that so sexy and boom nailed it you got to just do three awesome things.

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Wed, 11/25/2015 - 10:35am

It lets the girl know you ain't afraid to give her a little shit.

Mon, 12/28/2015 - 9:59pm
Mon, 02/15/2016 - 4:50pm

Just put a few squirts of hand soap in the toilet before you flush and when you're done, FLUSH THAT FUCKER! And that's just how the cookie crumbles.

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