high me: okay, seat belt, check, lights, check
drunk me: fuck that seat belt i'm A GGREEEAAAAAt driver!
high me: ohhh shit, a pig, act cool
drunk me: hey sexxxyyy!!!!!
high me: turn down the radio i can't see the road
drunk me: yeah! love this song! WOOOO! windows dowwwn!
high me: ah home safe & sound.
drunk me: DEAD in a ditch
yet, alcohol is legal and weed is illegal?



Comments

 
Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:39pm
 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:13pm

Haha I read GGREEEAAAAAt in Tony the Tiger's voice.

 
 
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 2:28am
LucyLuLu Says:
 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:15pm

That has zero to do with why weed is illegal.

 
 
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 10:15am

Never once did she say it did. She simply is pointing out why the laws are stupid. Minus the fact that driving drunk is illegal

 
 
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 5:40pm

Well, by that logic, Dudeonskis, i never said she said it did. "Yet alcohol is legal and weed is illegal" immediately following her highdea comparing the two implies that she thinks that weed should be legal because it is quote unquote safer than alcohol. Weed is not illegal because it is thought to be less dangerous than alcohol, which is an all-too-common misconception and the basis for my original comment.

 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:17pm

hmmm seems like both would be illegal while driving

 
 
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:30pm

Every time I see this nigga's profile picture, that shit cracks me up.

 
 
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 5:49am
Shen Says:
 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:09pm

anyone who drives drunk in the first place is an idiot regardless of how "well they drive drunk"

 
 
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 3:58am
eleventy4 Says:
 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:37pm

high & drunk at the same time me: *tries to start bicycle, passes out on floor*

 
 
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 3:58am
eleventy4 Says:
 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:44pm
CamBam. Says:

I like how it goes from radio listening immediately to dead in a ditch lol DONTCHA KNOW THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA DRINK!?

 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:50pm
 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:11pm
bakayurei Says:
 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:11pm
potsicle Says:

best highdea ive seen in a while im dead XD

 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:36pm
lesbihigh Says:
 
 
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:20pm

Alcohol is legal & weed isn't due to the fact that alcohol and cigarettes are population decreasers. The government doesn't care about the lowest classed of the human race and wants to get rid of us slowly. Like think about all the alcoholics and cigarette smokers who would stop killing themselves slowly If they could sit down a smoke a fat blunt instead?

 
 
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 8:56pm
Shen Says:

Really, why is cocaine illegal then?

Feel like an idiot?

 
 
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:19am
 
 
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:56pm

hahaha on the line

"turn down the radio I can't see the road"

 
 
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:08pm
 
 
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 7:08pm

If the 'drunk you' is dead in a ditch like you said in the story, how are you still alive?

 
 
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 8:19pm
B.C.Hydro Says:
 
 
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:52pm
 
 
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 3:53am

everytime i read your comments, i imagine your profile picture talking and it makes it 1098736 times better

 
 
Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:45pm

You sir, deserve -2 votes. I accidentally upvoted you. You were lucky this time.

 
 
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 2:20am

I drove drunk one time in my life. I was also high as shit, but mostly drunk by this point (ran out of ganj too early in the night).

I was 16. Drove the wrong way on the main street I lived on for 15 minutes until I hit the fork that is the end of the road, then realized I was going the wrong way, and turned around.

Never again. It's my golden rule that I never break...have had many opportunities to and have not.

 
 
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 5:04am
DaSein Says:

I don't know man, I get this argument, but it kind of turns me off. I love drinking!

 
 
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 1:58pm

the argument isn't who prefers drinking over smoking. a person just shouldn't be drinking and driving in the first place

 
 
Sat, 03/02/2013 - 3:33pm
mayanck Says: