does anyone else hate getting high at other people's houses? their kitchen suddenly becomes an obstacle course if you decide you're going to cook. you gotta figure out what cabinet THEY put the bowls in.. and then find the silverware, and fucking hope they're the type of people that have butter.

now that I think about it, I probably just make myself way too comfortable at people's houses?

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Thu, 06/07/2012 - 9:40am


Wed, 06/06/2012 - 3:37am

its just scary when there kitchen contains a cage with 2 rabid hounds with sharp ass teeth, and they escape when your makin yo hotdog. before you can even get the mustard on it they come burstin threw with a vengeance and rip meat off yo legs. i dunno why so many keep there vicious hounds in the kitchen but theres to many people that do it man

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 2:53pm

You're crazy I love that shit. It's like an adventure every time and you really don't have anything to worry about cuz if anything goes wrong you can just plead ignorance ( except that hound shit, no avoiding that). I miss the shit outa goin to people's houses that live with their parents man, Good times fuckin with rents.

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 3:57pm

i feel you on that. its a whole mission looking for things, but its cool cause you find tasty surprises along the way!

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:46am

for some reason i feel like that if i dont say anything my friends mom will know whats up so i just say the stupidest shit, but its also the most flattering like ill say that her cooking is good or that the house looks clean.

Sun, 06/10/2012 - 11:35pm

lmao I do shit like that too when I'm fucked up. "They can't judge me as harshly if I compliment them." It's like having a swastika/unicorn tattoo at the same time.

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:34pm
TitsGalore Says:

I hate it, god, their kitchen is always messy and i cant fucking clean it, whenever i get high i need to be comfortable, if im not, i clean, i need to be surrounded by my stuff, not their stuff, referring to the george carlin bit about stuff

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:48pm

It's the worst if they still live with their parents, and the parents come in when you're in the kitchen or whatever.
"Why are you looking under the sink?'
"...lookin for food."

never a comfortable situation, can lead to "The talk"

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 7:33pm
Dojah Says:

yeah what the fuck man. i dont venture anywhere in someone elses house

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 2:38am

"and fucking hope they're the type of people that have butter"
I fucking lost it

Sun, 06/10/2012 - 11:37pm
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:58am
beanisdope Says:

I love smoking at other peoples houses and eating their food, theres never any food at my house. and all my friends parents end up loving me. Even if I'm ridiculously high and they know it. its awesome. My best friend's mom once told my best friend that her friend (meaning me) is living in the wrong time period and that i should've grown up in the 70' i was weak!

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:01am
Mr_McDank Says:

dude, i feel like that all the damn time. that's why i just gave up on learning their houses unless i go there frequently

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 6:45pm
cassieland Says: