and everyones like hell yeah!
guy shows his dick and everyones like wtf man put that away, sick bastard.

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Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:39pm


Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:21pm
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 12:03am
Ctodenbach Says:
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 12:14pm
SoClose Says:

a pair of tits once convinced a president to sign a treaty.

Kind of shit they don't teach you in history class.

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 3:42pm

Funny shit right there. Upvote for you, sir.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 9:12am
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:54pm

Yea. BUT I BET IF U JUST SMOKE A BLUNT u would be chillin cuz all u need is sume dankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkn

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:34pm
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 9:22am
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:07pm
wildcat Says:

but what happens when a guy shows HIS tits?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:10pm

why do guys even have nips, thats what i wanna know..

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:25am

Because we are mammals and all mammals have nipples... seriously thats why lol

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 2:38pm
ghettosoda Says:
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 2:56pm

Pretty sure she's a 57 year old Lebanese man named Abdul.

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 3:55pm
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 2:52pm
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:59pm
Strider Says:

There's this kind of fat guy and he said
"how come girls can show their tits but when i pull mine out everyone's like 'eww wtf' man"
i lol'd hard

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:11pm
Haze50 Says:

idk when i pull mines out girls are like DAAAAAMMMNNNN!!!!

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:36pm
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 3:40pm
BIC_Thief Says:
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 4:46pm
Jreggs Says:
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:05pm

That's where they all went! Damn you and your thieving skills!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 9:42am

don't steal, the government hates competition

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:11pm

You have never been to the "wrong side" of bourbon street in the Nola! Haha

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:03pm

I'll be headed there Jan. 9. Probably going to wind up in some unfamiliar places

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:29am

Let's meet up and toke dude! I'll be there as well

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:50pm

Phish sucks. They are child molesters. Grateful Dead for life sirkushington...that is a pretty cool username tho. Phish kids are customers...while everyone else is hustlers.

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 12:37am

Nola is the best place in the world , specially for mardi gras(:

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:13pm
GANJA03110 Says:
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:38pm

Where he is shown multiple dicks and zero tits. Karma's quite the bitch

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:43pm
A2Meds Says:

nope we dont all start out as females.
nipples on men are a vistigial structure which means back in the day, men used to breast feed kids with they tities but then they were like fuck that so they are no longer used. they will dissapear from men in like 20 thou years or so

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 6:18pm
Thingone Says:
Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:54pm

actually everyoen starts as a female in the womb...testosterone and someother chemical/enzyme causes the ovaries to drop down to testes and to have a penis start froming..look it up

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:58pm
Bgrl21 Says:

It's all about how you show your dick, Make a funny joke using said penis at a party. It always works! lol

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:01pm
energy Says:

that's not an equal comparison lol
tits are comparable to a guy's chest
dick is comparable to vag

dick =/= tits

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:07pm

That's one of Einstein's theories right?

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 2:59pm

Commonly known as the d equals mmm tits squared theory.

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:22pm

okay but im still pretty sure anybody, both male and female, would rather be flashed a vag than a dick.

I mean, maybe not at a gay pride parade. but that's pretty much the only place you can flash your dick. And if I did attend one, I probably would not show my dick. Why advertise what's not for sale? So yeah, im never going to get the chance to flash my dick and NOT get at least fined, or maybe thrown in prison.

Hell, a guy was sued once because he was naked in his own house. He lived like down the street from a bus stop and was getting his laundry or something and a middle aged woman snuck onto his property, took pictures through his window, and then sued him for "exhibitionism". Something like that.

but yeah, I can't flash my dick.

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 3:22pm
bLunTZ1LL4 Says:

Really? Damn, if I take a picture of a naked girl through her window, I am pretty sure I would be the one in trouble. Again, the results are different if you are the opposite sex it seems.

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:22pm
CassyLovee Says:

i think it depends wer u do it at cus i would bust out laughing if i seen dat lol

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 10:26am

Are schools teaching English anymore? Do the world a favor and put a dick in your mouth 24/7 so we don't have to hear you're horrible grammar

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:25pm
Thc_snake Says:

well thats simply cause tits are the shit!!!

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:41pm
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 12:23am
jrs2025 Says:
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:13am

this sounds like the voice of experience

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:25pm
R213 Says:

Did an experiment for life studies. We put a chick on the side of the road, in a bathing suit, with a sign that said, "will do anything for work" took exactly 48 seconds for a crash to occur. Did the exact same with a dude and in 1minute 41 seconds he was being arrested for lewd conduct and public nuisance.

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 4:57pm
Tourettes Says:
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:05pm
ghettosoda Says:

dude you gotta know where and when its okay to whip your dick out.

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:44pm
500Joeys Says:

if girls show their dick everyones like damn lets put that shit in a porno video

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:23pm

haha ha haaaaahaha///////////////hahaaa haah

Mon, 12/12/2011 - 10:31pm
scumbag Says: