So I have this great plan to save Brittany Spears. First we find out where her dad and boyfriend will be eating for lunch, then we bribe the chef of said restaurant to put a ton of the thc oil into their food to get them to a point beyond too stoned. We will get them THREE STONED. Then while they are so high they can't move, we sneak into action and grab Brittany and throw her in the back of an unmarked white kidnapper van. By the time her dad and boyfriend realize she is gone and what actually happened we will already be halfway around the world to New Zeland to spend the rest of our lives stoned laughing everytime Brittany was passed the blunt, because she would immediately sing "Hit me baby one more time!" and we would all live happily ever after with Brittany Bitch!