the two most recent scottish first ministers have the names of fish, one's called sturgeon and the other one was called salmon.. it all smells very fishy to me, i have a suspicion that the campaign for scottish independence that's being orchestrated by these merfolk (we can fairly safely presume they're either merfolk or fish in human suits on the basis of the evidence presented and sound reasoning) has some hidden purpose behind it, there may be a fish conspiracy to fight back with the weapons of EU regulations against human overfishing in the north sea.. i wonder what they have in mind, besides basic survival.. it's all very fishy