After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; in life, no one helps you once you're fucked.

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Sun, 05/06/2012 - 10:30pm


Tue, 08/30/2011 - 11:09pm

this should be popular ! so clever :)

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 8:48pm
SoClose Says:

So clever, like nicki minaj! Then again she's faker than her hair.

Originality is truly much appreciated, needless to say, fuck this highdea.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:11pm
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 8:42pm
SoClose Says:
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:48pm

I stole this and made it my facebook status, thanks :)

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 9:52pm
zack5000 Says:

Iv'e got to be honest though, this was my friends Facebook status but I liked it so I thought I would share it with you guys

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 11:19pm
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 8:55pm
Wards Says:

Well i'm happy to decided to share it here aswell.

If everyone was original about everything they said, no one would share something which was already previously said

Tue, 05/08/2012 - 12:20am

And if noone ever shared anything, everything would remain 100% original!

Haha unless Ofcourse they said it to the person who said it to them.... Or something :p

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 9:57pm
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 10:06pm
iTweetDank Says:

I didn't upvote so it would stay at 69 upvotes.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 10:07pm
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 6:41pm
Ponder Says:
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 11:45pm
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:07pm
Flux Says:
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:28pm

What if there was like some sexy reverse foreplay, and you put each others clothes back on and went into a reverse fuck leading back into the original foreplay, which just ends up leading back to sex all over again. O.o sex forever.

Tue, 05/08/2012 - 12:12am

Fuck you OP, This place isnt for fb statuses you poserfag

Tue, 05/08/2012 - 3:46am

lol i see this on facebook and tumblr all the time :p