The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered each question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one.
Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

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Sat, 08/06/2011 - 9:26pm
 
 
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 1:15pm

I don't think all the animals will attend...Mufasa won't...he dead

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 12:13am
cheifntoke Says:
 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:45am

I got all of them right because the answers were already there. :)

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 9:03pm
G2LOQ Says:

omg i was so high i get 2 of it hahaha

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:27pm
PapaStump Says:
 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 1:16am
 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 10:28pm
 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 10:31pm
reffer Says:

Dude, my sophomore biology teacher showed are class this

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 10:40pm

wow you just molested my mind there... kudos my friend kudos

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 10:47pm
caden Says:

Lolz im a professional im so baked i just answered all of em right

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:03pm
 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:10pm

seen it before so i knew the answers but thanks for reminding me, i forgot about this shit and its funny XD

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:13pm
TheTribe Says:

I got one right, the last one. It shouldnt really count though because i just said fuck it, swim across

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:13pm
StupidName Says:

Yeah I've seen this before, but it's awesome! and pretty funny, I bet Einstein would get all of em right :D

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:14pm
lindsey_ Says:
 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:14pm
Moods15 Says:

I got all 4 wrong.... this is bullshit :'( lol

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:18pm
keane Says:

this is stupid you woul dhave to cut up the giraffe and elephant first so your actually skipping a step. also it never says the elephant or giraffe stays in the fridge AND theres more than one mother fucking elephant and giraffe in the animal kingdom.

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 3:18pm

This is literally exactly what i though! "how do you get a giraffe in a fridge" well you cut it up.
And for some reason i thought it said lion king. So i said the hyena cause they are bitches. And the last one i said you walk across the bridge but i forgot they didn't say there was a bridge. At least im a professional at getting it wrong.

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:20pm

wow i got three right i said id ride an aliigator across so im actually kinda sad i only have to swim i feel my idea wouldve been funner

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:24pm

damn, it feels good to be 4 years old.

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:34pm
 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:37pm

Did any one elts feal like a looser when they dident get any of them wrong?

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 3:31am
 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:39pm

i knew all four cause i had heard it in spanish version lol

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:48pm
rongway27 Says:

thats so stupid, it doesnt say anything about the questions being linked

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 12:22am
Beavis Says:

This is why I HATE riddles. Because ANY ANSWER I give WILL BE WRONG!

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 2:49am
doobydog Says:

My answer to all of these questions is to smoke weed

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 3:35am
 
 
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Thu, 08/11/2011 - 7:55pm
 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:54pm

i thought the crocodile answer was to toke up and make friends with them so they let you cross haahaha.....im so baked