Dude, what if bellybuttons were considered a private part? Like, what if society had always categorized them as a private part? Someone would be wearing a short shirt, and raise their arms, and someone else'd be like: "Dude...I can totally see your button." Bellybuttons are weird.

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Fri, 06/17/2011 - 10:41am
AFWF_Erick Says:
 
 
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 5:26pm
 
 
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:12pm
Boom_Hauer Says:

happy dangole birthday june 17th man. this day along dangole time ago june 17th was born man.

 
 
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 6:44pm

I couldn't help but read that as a song :D

 
 
Sun, 06/19/2011 - 2:21am

If that was the case...
I think pants, shorts and shit would sit much higher than on your waist.
Imagining these specific pants, they seem very uncomfortable...
[EDIT]
Before I read your tags, I thought you were reposting the previous highdea.
I was like;
'nahh man, that's cheating.'
But I see it's different entirely.

 
 
Mon, 06/20/2011 - 7:36pm

Hahahah. Yea, I guess they're tied in because I used "button" instead of "bellybutton" like I was saying in the other highDEA, but it's not like it was that "popular" to where people would remember, so I mentioned it on the tags instead. *Shrugs*

 
 
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:43pm

I just realized everything outside My bellybutton has hair.
Fuck yea I'm a wolf!

 
 
Tue, 06/28/2011 - 8:07pm

Hmmmm...
A wolf baby, eh?
Do you happen to be the first emperor of Rome?

 
 
Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:27pm
 
 
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:02pm

if I had a one inch penis I would definitely try to fuck a belly button. I really like them, especially pierced ones. Damn that shit is fucking hot. Donno why I just like seeing a girls belly button, as long as she's got the stomach to match it.

 
 
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 5:27pm

I fucked a fat chick's bellybutton once.

She has to be over 300 pounds for it to be deep enough.

 
 
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:51am

I'm sorry man, I hope for your sake it keeps growing

 
 
Sun, 08/26/2012 - 6:44pm

I have the top and bottom pierced. =]

 
 
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:05pm

I wrote a song about this. It's called "let me see yo navel."
"ooh girl.... I wanna see that navel, let me see yo navel."

 
 
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:52pm
MachoHan Says:

Nick at Nite on Nickelodeon would show a special about how on I Dream of Jeanie the censors made the hot genie hide her button. So 50 years ago they didn't want any buttons that could grant wishes on shown on prime time.

 
 
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 4:26am

I was going to mention this random fact. Glad to see someone else knows about it. You also saved me some typing. Thanks! :)

 
 
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 2:54am
Orndoff420 Says:

I've never actually stopped to think about that, good point...like "outties"...f'n weird...

 
 
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 2:55am

watch old "I dream of genie" episodes... the belly button is almost always hidden back in that time frame... kind of like modern private parts.

 
 
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 3:43am
thompson91 Says:
 
 
Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:15am
 
 
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 11:20am

Belly Buttons are weird you used to eat with your bellybutton

 
 
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 3:41pm
Panoptic0n Says:

Wow you even thought of the different clothes fits. I'm imagining it like a book. Haha one day, if humans live long enough, it will probably happen.

 
 
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:57am
MikeSyk Says:

This is the first real highdea I've seen in awhile.
I applaud you.

 
 
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 4:32am
 
 
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:50am
MadChild Says:

Actually there is a country i think in Africa where the naval is considered private. If you showed it in public you'd get arrested or whatevs. I can't remember which country, its killing me now!

 
 
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 7:41pm
bl33zy09 Says:

this is seriously hilarious hahaha what if...

 
 
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:47am
MissSeras Says:

censoring during the 60s didnt allow women to show their navels because it was considered inappropriate

 
 
Fri, 10/12/2012 - 8:52am