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Submitted by FROSTYBUDZ420 on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 1:18pm

Just think, someone got up today and assembled dildos with a straight face.

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Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:55pm

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Thu, 04/05/2012 - 2:17pm

TheDevilsInch Says:

Not as bad as the guy who has to clean up the puddles of jizz at porn studios haha

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:50pm

FROSTYBUDZ420 Says:

Haha true that

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 7:39pm

Littlebirdman Says:

Oooh fuck how bougt the elephant cage cleaner

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:54pm

CashCaTroy14 Says:

you gotta think the workers will laug sometimes

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:25pm

Cujo325 Says:

i'd think they'd be happy...they have to test each one before they can sell it ;)

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 12:02pm

NiceDreams96 Says:

Exactly...What if it's a guy? O.o

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 3:38pm

tokenwhtboy Says:

Maybe, don't apply to be a dildo assembler if your a dude? Just a thought.

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:40pm

towelie.gets.it Says:

maybe the 8 year old cambodian girl really doesnt know why its funny

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 7:57am

Brenbuscus Says:

towlie really DOES get it. as in child labor laws on foreign countries..

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 12:30am

Pinknitrous74 Says:

hahahahahahha

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 9:49pm

LightHumor_ Says:

i would hate to be the asshole that teaches the 8 year old cambodian girl that she does intact assemble dildos for a living. like talk about a mid-life crisis situation right there

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:57pm

Waldo-Jones Says:

Haha shit, man how do you tell people.. "So what do you do for a living?" "Oh uh.. I build custom made dildo's"

Just think about the security guard's who have to chase down streakers lawl.

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 3:48am

wootenxtaffen Says:

i couldnt read that with a straight face

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 10:52am

mybluntyourface Says:

ahahah this was actually pretty dope

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:38am

everythingbagel Says:

unless machines make them at factories, in which case the machines dont give a fuck

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:39am

flipnugget Says:

Miiilkk....

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 1:16pm

MrBooyaka13 Says:

There's no way he did it with a straight face

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 5:31pm

arielgayton Says:

Hahahahahaha ! thank you that just made me laugh my ass off .i needed that :)

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 8:00pm

nurplette Says:

I work at a place with a human-sized hamster ball that you get to roll around in :)

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 12:07am

Flux Says:

I didn't know dildos were 2-pieced

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 12:22am

Whiskeyshigh13 Says:

i work for an ob/gyn and Im a straight female....Think about it. HEALTHY VAGINAS DONT GO TO THE DOCTOR

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 1:20pm

SpaceTimeTravel Says:

You know what's sucks?
Retail.

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 5:33pm

manonthemoon07 Says:

That's a dirty job Mike Rowe has yet to do..

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 6:02pm

HempasaurusRex Says:

^^^^^ HAHAHAHHAHA Fuck i laughed so hard. i'd like to see mike Rowe do that with a straight face

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 8:36pm

BobMarleyJr. Says:

HAHAHA

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 7:20pm

arcon Says:

well if they didnt have a straight face then the lil Chinese kid would get wipped.... so yeah its not that unbelievable

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 1:31am

Black_Santa Says:

Not much is worse than working utities at a shitty Mexican restaurant, cleaning up after irresponsible employees and coming home every night smelling like rice and refried beans.

Fri, 04/13/2012 - 5:37pm

domerock-n-roll Says:

I just lost my shit at work, thank you so much!

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