Sucked. And now its gone. Poof. Magic.

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Wed, 04/11/2012 - 7:52pm


Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:58pm

This might be the most true, yet saddest thing I've ever read and I can relate to it so much. A friend with weed really is a friend indeed and I had to learn that the hard way. I told him not to ride that zebra into the sunset but he did anyway. Same thing with the stoner chick. I want to smoke alone but this girl wants me so badly and I can't just forget about her. Life is tough. Yoinkie, yet again, another amazing Highdea and probably the best one I've read on this website since I joined. I expect great things out of you in the future and I'm looking forward to a part 2 of this incredible Highdea. You truly are an inspiration. I didn't even know I was high until I read the title and first sentence of this Highdea. Half way through, when I read about the upvoting if you think smoking alone isn't weird, I just completely broke down. I had to take a 23 minute intermission to go cry a little bit and to take a huge dump. I liked that part when you said stoner chicks are hot. I completely agree. I only will like a girl if she smokes weed. It's amazing how small this world actually is. The ending was exceptionally phenomenal. I really can't think of a better outro that I've ever heard. 420 is the greatest number ever created and I live by that. You're only a true stoner if that's your favorite number. I feel blessed that I get to read this modern day masterpiece before it even hit the upcoming section. It might just be the 8th wonder of the world. It sent goosebumps down my spine and gave me shivers. My friend is chief editor for Time Magazine and I showed him this and he said that he can get you a spot on their next edition.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:19am

:[] r u takin a break from the strike?! We want answer yoinkie!!! who killed nowfal?!?!

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:36pm

this is the only yoinkie highdea ive ever had to downvote
this is kinda depressing
just because its yoinkie doesnt mean this should get popular

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:23pm

I think he's making fun of all the retarded highdeas that everyone else puts up, but he like gathered all of them up, and he like made one big highdea that isnt actually a highdea to the untrained eye

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 7:12pm

forgot to mention you had boobs yoinkie

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:44pm

woops i downvoted. you also forgot the part that your not sure if everyone else does what you do!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 1:52pm

You're getting an upvote. I read the first few sentences, laughed, too lazy to read the rest but the other 32 upvotes convinces me I'd like the rest.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 12:09am
Gizmodo Says:

i honestly think that sex while high could be the answer to all your problems

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 12:33am
Jeebers420 Says:

So pissed I won't see the end of synchronocity

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 5:23am

Bro you just blew my mind!!!!!!!! So original!

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 9:29pm
yoinkie Says:


Thu, 04/12/2012 - 7:49am
john53096 Says:

People just don't know what a highDEA is anymore. It's so sad that stuff like this can get popular so easily.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:22am

This is what highdeas needs, more genius shit like this.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 7:52am

I'm gonna be honest. This was way too long, so I didnt read it.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 11:27am

OMG an actual highdea. I'm sick of seeing all that reposted shit, yoinkie you are like this sites only hope, never leave or I will lol

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:10pm

I agree 100%, yoinkie never has a decent highdea... they're always awesome!

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 12:12pm
CamBam. Says:

THIS. This right here is what I get up in the morning for, the very reason why I log onto highdeas everyday. Thank you, yoinkie, for restoring what bit of hope I had left. This actually DESERVES to be popular, not like the other upcoming garbage.

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 11:17pm
john53096 Says:

If you feel this way, then why I'd you downvote it? O.o

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 12:58pm
CamBam. Says:

Not sure if trolling, or just stupid.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:13am
cats Says:
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:39pm
Elnicko Says:

Soooooooooooooooooooooo, whos up for sentence game?


Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:49pm
CamBam. Says:


Fri, 04/06/2012 - 10:17am
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 10:36pm
Elnicko Says:

Man, I love sentence game. I thought it would be like iceing on the cake of this highdea. Oh well.

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 12:19am
MoLTReZ Says:


Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:51pm
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 9:27pm
Thu, 04/05/2012 - 2:13am
Infinitum Says:

I would hate for this to be Yoinkie's last "highdea" as it is about as un-Yoinkielike as you can get.

Change not the mass but change the fabric of your own soul and your own visions, and you change all. - Vachel Lindsay

You can never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - Buckminster Fuller

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:02pm
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:47pm

"We can not solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used to create them"-Albert Einstein

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 1:35pm

anyone else notice yoinkie downvoted his own highdea?

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 10:59pm
john53096 Says:

He's such a modest guy! Atta boy Yoinkie!!

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:33pm

I interpreted this as a satirical highdea yoinkie is poking fun at the lame non profound highdeas that become so popular on this site he has the ability to do this because he is a highdeas sensation nd anyone who can't read into the deeper meaning of things doesn't deserve 2 be smoking thee herb peace

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:42pm
john53096 Says:

I believe this highdea is purposefully written to be a horrible, cliched, mainstream highdea to compare with the amazing highdeas you have had yoinkie. I believe you messaged people like coconuthead and Thomas Chong to praise this poor highdea just to see if your fans give a damn about what you write or if they just mindlessly upvote your every word just because you are an amazing thinker and philosopher. If I'm wrong, please let me know, but that's just what I believe.

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:04pm

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:41am
CamBam. Says:

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 3:22am

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 8:39am

Oh my gawd, like i can relate to like every one of those HIGHdeas man. Sooo original man, lovin' it

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 12:20am
MoLTReZ Says:

The level of sarcasm on this thread is OVER 9OOO!!

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:25pm

AHahaaaaa izz funny because izzz true. I love irony in posts. Im happy one of the top posters is finally getting in on it too.
However yoinkie, I've been raging about this exact same thing on this site and you told me I have nothing original too. then you never replied to my comment in defence of your accusation... i dont mean to start pointing fingers and callin people hypocrites but i mean thats sort of what it sounds like.

But whatever dude I love the synchronicity series keep it dope!

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 6:03pm
jake_ Says:

Word brah. This is what im talking about...True Stoners 4 Life, we are counterculture!?

Interesting how counterculture has developed since the 70's

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:01pm
IrieSide Says:

Wow this is pure highdeas genius, how'd you think of such intent?

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:14pm

well im a stoner chick... and yes girls like me are rare to find. <3 <3

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:42pm

I feel the joke in this is going to go right past most of the users' heads.

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 9:15pm
sswillly Says:

this highdea is horrendous! downvote from me >:)

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:01pm
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:21pm

Yoinkie, you deserve a medal for this...or at least a jelly filled doughnut.
Do you like jelly filled doughnuts? I like the one with hole in them. The jelly would get all over my mouth and it's pretty awkward.
Remember that Gay Parade at SF? Yeah, and remember that one gay guy who actually handed me a paper napkin? He's was pretty cool. I still don't know why he kept staring at me though.

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:30pm
Jstarr603 Says:

This is the best.
You've trolled everyone on this site yoinkie, good on you.

I especially love the "!!!11one"
that made me giggle :)

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 11:44pm

Lmao it's like Trollception, half these kids don't even know they're getting trolled.

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 10:39pm
mofosex95 Says:

dude right on, i smoke with friends or by myself it doesent rly matter. But recently i got myself a stoner girlfriend and i will tell you that i haven't made a better decision in my life.