would you rather have a kangaroo hop up to you once a day and give you a free joint or have a koala on your back that holds your weed for you everywhere that you go(koalas have pouches too)

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Thu, 02/20/2014 - 11:45pm


Mon, 05/30/2011 - 8:16am
Mon, 05/30/2011 - 8:20am
Elvis1789 Says:

WHOA koala's have pouches... learn more on this site than at school nice :)

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 10:17pm

What classes would you be taking that cover marsupials and their pouches?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 10:40am
smuksumput Says:
Mon, 05/30/2011 - 8:36am
manchester Says:
Mon, 05/30/2011 - 9:08am
agnag Says:

id like both , so i can get and store weed, everyone wants to buy a pre rolled joint sometimes

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 9:47am
nizel132 Says:

kangaroo as long as it was well trained... a koala would rip my face off lol

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:43pm

Koala... I alwayss got weed, I wouldn't need a free joint so I'll have weed PLUS a koala! Man that's sweet as fuck, like bro look at that chick's koala... So jelly :P wow I'm high

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:53am

kangaroo, free weed is the best (: and what if you one day run out? :O

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 9:36pm
NikkiBby Says:

i would pick kangaroo if it like hopped up to me once a week or something but I mean having a koala on your back carrying your bud is pretty fuckin awesome.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:03pm
TomJode Says:

Can I have a kangaroo give me a free koala everyday instead? I would train them all to help me start a weed farm.

Fri, 02/21/2014 - 10:34am

and you can have the koala's wear those straw hats that the vietnamese farmers wear. plus, i believe that koala's are natural fishermen. so there's that.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 10:47pm
heehexd Says:

Well, I live in Australia, so both happen to me on the regular as I ride my emu off into the sunset.

Sat, 02/15/2014 - 2:40am
uniak Says:

kangaroo but the koala would be soft and nice company

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 12:10pm

Kangaroo man. Everyday i'de be like, roo roo, where you at! koalas look cute but can be fuckin viscous

Wed, 02/19/2014 - 8:46pm
Wed, 02/19/2014 - 10:38pm
baked101 Says:
Thu, 02/20/2014 - 12:33am
king7 Says:

Dude, what about a messenger bird that delivers a joint that comes to your whistle

Thu, 02/20/2014 - 5:11am

is this a trick question? I would take both and make them interbreed, so the koalngaroo could hand out a free j and hold on to your dro.

Fri, 02/21/2014 - 1:04pm

you ever listen to Yertle the Turtle by the red hot chili peppers? i feel like you would like it being that ur pic and name are both turtles.

Sat, 02/22/2014 - 7:11pm

not a red hot chili peppers fan at all haha

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 4:40pm

fair enough, but this song was off of freaky styley. an album that they made in the late 80's. sounds different than their main stream stuff. the bass line is dope.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 4:47pm


Mon, 02/24/2014 - 6:26pm
Tue, 02/25/2014 - 4:41pm
Thu, 02/20/2014 - 8:57pm
Ak4de7 Says:

i wouldnt even care if they had weed or not, id love a koala and i'd kick with a kangaroo any day.

Fri, 02/21/2014 - 1:48am
Fri, 02/21/2014 - 2:41am
Fri, 02/21/2014 - 4:03am
Fri, 02/21/2014 - 12:16pm

I have enough bud, I would definitely have a little stash koala smoking buddy. Little guy looks like he's high all the time already

Fri, 02/21/2014 - 12:52pm
_blockhead Says:

koala bear just because i always wanted one

Fri, 02/21/2014 - 6:56pm
seaurchin Says:

koala bc then you'd have a friend with you all the time, not just briefly each day <3

Sat, 02/22/2014 - 10:32pm

Free joint Kangaroo for sure. Koalas eat their young and I have fuzzy gray testicles.

Sat, 02/22/2014 - 10:41pm


Sat, 02/22/2014 - 11:37pm
HausKat Says:

If I have a koala as soon as I walk on campus they're going to ask questions but if a kangaroo hops up and gives me a J it could be at any time instead of lugging a koala around.

Sun, 02/23/2014 - 3:17am

koala duh!! what a cute backpack it would make. and i would totally smoke with it all day and i want to see a koala high. it would be cuddly... i think?

Sun, 02/23/2014 - 6:11pm
_G_4_G_3_ Says:

I would rather not stick any of my things into an animals baby holding moist pouch, that's fucked up and disgusting. Grow up ya dumbass think of stuff that is logical, people keep up voting retarded dumb shit. Sorry to sound like a downer, in which case I say go smoke another one.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 12:56am
lariel Says:

why would you think of stuff thats logical when you're high?? honestly man, who gives a shit about logic?? thats why we're all on this website, to hear others cool and weird and completely illogical high thoughts

yeah dude, you should go smoke another one, chill a bit alright. we're just having fun ya know

Sun, 02/23/2014 - 10:36pm
Tue, 02/25/2014 - 2:29am
p00ks Says:
Tue, 02/25/2014 - 11:40pm

Definitely kangaroo for when I'm out. But the koala would be badass to.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 12:52am
lariel Says:

koala for sure, it'd be like a lil stoner pokemon

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 6:27pm

Dude, its like saying buy weed and put it in a koala like a backpack,
Have a fucking dope ass kangaroo hop to you and GIVE you FREE weed??
Obviously I'll take dat free joint from the kangaroo. And DAILY!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 11:22pm
alexisanne Says:
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:16am
Sat, 03/01/2014 - 11:08pm

Koalas are the stoners anyway aha it would be perfect

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 7:37am
Tropix Says:

Definitely the kangaroo. I don't want a bear on my back.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 11:29pm
poopflower Says:

A koala on my back I would think that sos cute wowo!!! wow but a free joint every day would be nice

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 2:20am

Kangaroo for sure. So casual. Nothing beats joint delivery

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 11:53am

oh, Koala for sure. He'd be my little buddy on my back as we get into all kinds of shenanigans. Instant TV idea, where he can talk too! With like a british accent... I'd watch that all day.