so my brother is 19 & he's the responsible one , always covering my ass when I do something stupid. I thought it would be pretty cool to buy him some weed to show him how life is when you're high. That was probably the worst idea I ever had.... He was so high, he climbed onto the roof & screamed "I can fly!" & jumped off, so here I am, waiting for him to come home from the hospital after breaking his arm. What a dumb ass

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Sun, 12/14/2014 - 7:14pm

Next time, don't give your brother weed mixed with pcp

 
 
Fri, 12/19/2014 - 12:11am

Foreal he is a dumbass.. to acually think he could fly

 
 
Thu, 01/22/2015 - 12:58am
wizz Says:

Was R.Kelly playing in the background? I literally believe I can fly every time I hear it. Good thing is, I'm never on a roof listening to it.

 
 
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 6:37pm

Of all the things on the internet that never happened, this one never happened the most.

 
 
Sun, 01/18/2015 - 2:57pm
ShmokeyGe Says:
 
 
Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:23am
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Fri, 12/25/2015 - 12:16am
 
 
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 4:33am
yurtpoh Says:

its a shame he didn't die... sometimes i wonder about the consistency of Darwin's Theory...

sorry, was this too morbid? i just get annoyed when i hear about other people giving cannabis a bad name. it's people like this that ruin the fun for the rest of us...

 
 
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 9:10pm
Giggity Says:

I'm 50/50 on whether this is someone being sarcastic, or some crazy mom's idea of "helping to fight marijuana"

 
 
Mon, 01/19/2015 - 2:15am
GanjaBanja Says:
 
 
Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:23am
urbansoul Says:
 
 
Mon, 01/19/2015 - 7:49am

must've smoked some bad chron chron...

 
 
Tue, 01/20/2015 - 7:24pm
yurtpoh Says:

or was born retarded with a lack of oxygen... weed doesn't make you stupid, YOU make you stupid...

 
 
Mon, 01/19/2015 - 10:37pm
toketoken Says:

Never have I ever smoked anything that would even get me on the roof, was either laced or fake

 
 
Wed, 01/21/2015 - 7:02pm
TenaciousD Says:

I could go on the roof. Songs have been written about it. But nothing could make me believe I could fly.

 
 
Sun, 01/25/2015 - 10:20pm

If i'm stoned, i definitely don't have the motivation to climb onto a fucking roof. nooo way dude. Ima just chill here for a few.

 
 
Mon, 01/26/2015 - 10:35am

it would have been a lot funnier if he died.

 
 
Mon, 01/26/2015 - 1:13pm
yurtpoh Says:

reminds me of this:

"He's a moron! He's dead! Good! We lost a moron! Fucking celebrate!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1CvW38cHA

 
 
Mon, 01/26/2015 - 5:11pm
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Tue, 01/27/2015 - 12:08am

it's on the internet, it has to be true...lolz.

 
 
Mon, 01/26/2015 - 11:47pm

anyone can make up a story on the internet and pass it as real or true. I.e.,, I went walking my dog the other day and I accidentally stepped in his poop, I got mad and I kicked him onto the street and he got hit by an oncoming semi truck... was that story true? Of course not. it wasn't my dog...

 
 
Tue, 01/27/2015 - 12:08am
ganja100 Says:

If he thought he could fly then why not take off from the ground?

 
 
Tue, 01/27/2015 - 9:59pm

i feel like that was not weed, but a very mild form of pcp, much like the first commenter said.

 
 
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Thu, 01/29/2015 - 2:10pm
DatMurdaa Says:

How bout you test that shit out on the ground first before taking leaps. God people are stupid

 
 
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Tue, 02/10/2015 - 5:43pm

I think your brother is a dumb ass who makes the rest of pot smokers look bad.

 
 
Thu, 04/09/2015 - 8:49am

ROOKIE MISTAKE! You gotta ease newbies into it or they're either knock out, throw up, or do something crazy stupid

 
 
Mon, 05/04/2015 - 5:15am

Oh, don't talk so wet! This is the biggest load of shit I have ever heard.

 
 
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Tue, 05/19/2015 - 1:51am

This is not a highdea. It's not even enjoyable to read, except maybe for the sadistic few who get amusement out of someone injuring himself (provided this really happened, which most of us seem to doubt).

 
 
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