Saw that headline in the news paper and I thought to my self "seems like a pretty good compromise"

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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 8:57am


Mon, 07/23/2012 - 1:37pm

I once had to beat off about 100 ravenous grandmas because I bought the last hover round at the store.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:14am

I once beat off my dog because he tried to eat my cookie

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 9:30am
nurplette Says:

I once beat off my asparagus because he tried to swallow a remote control shark

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 2:00am
Bassline Says:

So... did the rapist had a happy ending?

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 9:35am

wait a minute do you really put quotes around something you say?

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 10:43am
Kerrigannn Says:

Any speech or thought needs quotation marks :)

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 1:16pm
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 6:28pm
Kerrigannn Says:

You mean to tell me you quote everything you type on the internet? :P

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:42pm
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 11:39am
cporter221 Says:

i had to beat off a chinchilla on a unicycle while he tried to eat my dog treats

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:59pm

I beat my dick like it owes me money.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 1:28am
Dovakiin Says:

Lol that trashcan thing on kneehigh park

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 1:18pm

my girl beats me off with her face when shes on her period

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 4:43pm
ooncey Says:
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 3:19pm
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 4:08pm
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 7:58pm
shootor123 Says:

Funny highdea, I just hate reading typos.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 1:45am
Spanked420 Says:

then is it really rape?
that, my friend, is the real question.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:29am
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 3:31pm

I just laughed for 10 minutes at this

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:14am
Thu, 07/26/2012 - 5:40pm
squidciple Says:
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:50am

Accidentally made the up votes 421. :/

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 2:14am
Mon, 03/25/2013 - 10:43pm

this is the funniest fucking thing i have read on here yet