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Women beats off rapist
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Submitted by Whitebread5 on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:17pm

Saw that headline in the news paper and I thought to my self "seems like a pretty good compromise"

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Mon, 07/23/2012 - 2:37pm
CheechMarin. Says:

I once had to beat off about 100 ravenous grandmas because I bought the last hover round at the store.

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 1:14am
Whitebread5 Says:

I once beat off my dog because he tried to eat my cookie

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 10:30am
nurplette Says:

I once beat off my asparagus because he tried to swallow a remote control shark

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 3:00am
Bassline Says:

So... did the rapist had a happy ending?

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 10:35am
jamesfrancohigh Says:

wait a minute do you really put quotes around something you say?

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 11:43am
Kerrigannn Says:

Any speech or thought needs quotation marks :)

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 2:16pm
BAGFuLLofWeeD Says:

"you didnt use quotation marks :)"

 
View Kerrigannn's profile.
 
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 7:28pm
Kerrigannn Says:

You mean to tell me you quote everything you type on the internet? :P

 
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Wed, 07/25/2012 - 6:42pm
Took_Mah_Job Says:

"Yes"

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:39pm
cporter221 Says:

i had to beat off a chinchilla on a unicycle while he tried to eat my dog treats

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 1:59pm
Black_Santa Says:

I beat my dick like it owes me money.

 
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Fri, 08/10/2012 - 2:28am
Dovakiin Says:

Lol that trashcan thing on kneehigh park

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 2:18pm
BAGFuLLofWeeD Says:

my girl beats me off with her face when shes on her period

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 5:43pm
ooncey Says:

"red week is head week" hahaha

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 4:19pm
Glen_Quagmire Says:

Name and Location?

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 5:08pm
homegrowngreen Says:

Giggity giggity goo.

 
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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 8:58pm
shootor123 Says:

Funny highdea, I just hate reading typos.

 
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Wed, 07/25/2012 - 2:45am
Spanked420 Says:

then is it really rape?
that, my friend, is the real question.

 
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Wed, 07/25/2012 - 11:29am
PartyMarty420 Says:

lol hilarious

 
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Wed, 07/25/2012 - 4:31pm
ProvokeAToke Says:

I just laughed for 10 minutes at this

 
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Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:14am
KillerKaizer Says:

Can she beat me off?

 
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Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:40pm
squidciple Says:

hahaha damn that is funny

 
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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:50am
Rainealexandra Says:

Accidentally made the up votes 421. :/

 
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Wed, 08/22/2012 - 3:14am
Marijane81589 Says:

lmfaothats terrible

 
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Mon, 03/25/2013 - 11:43pm
SimonSays_Smoke Says:

this is the funniest fucking thing i have read on here yet

 

 

 

 

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