Submitted by Whitebread5 on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:17pm
Saw that headline in the news paper and I thought to my self "seems like a pretty good compromise"
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Mon, 07/23/2012 - 2:37pm
I once had to beat off about 100 ravenous grandmas because I bought the last hover round at the store.
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 1:14am
I once beat off my dog because he tried to eat my cookie
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 3:00am
So... did the rapist had a happy ending?
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 10:35am
wait a minute do you really put quotes around something you say?
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:39pm
i had to beat off a chinchilla on a unicycle while he tried to eat my dog treats
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 2:18pm
my girl beats me off with her face when shes on her period
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 8:58pm
Funny highdea, I just hate reading typos.
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 2:45am
then is it really rape?
that, my friend, is the real question.
