I do not want to have sex with you ;)

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Fri, 01/06/2012 - 8:04pm


Sat, 08/27/2011 - 4:09pm

It makes me feel like you are just kidding and u wanna fuck the shit outta me hahaha

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 2:07pm
SoClose Says:

Put them diapers on and dance around with that vibrating binky ;)

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 4:12pm
l2obin Says:
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:32pm
TheGrouch Says:
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 3:07pm

Yall just come over and play on my wii ;)

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 4:58pm
Elnicko Says:
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 4:58pm
Elnicko Says:
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 8:49pm
Baken Says:
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 10:48pm
Elnicko Says:

The new Legend of Zelda game just came out, the fuck you think? ;)

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 2:33pm
TheGrouch Says:

that's the only reason why i would get a wii. for zelda and smash bros ;)

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 3:02am
Baken Says:

good god! I fucking love Zelda i feel like a piece of shit now. Il go to the bathroom look straight at the mirror and flip it off. ;)

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 4:12pm
l2obin Says:
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 3:14am
Higherrea Says:

As a bro I abide by the rule of never using winky faces to other bros as this may send homosexual vibes that may alienate your friends away.
winky face is only useful for BOOTAY calls hahahaha


Sun, 01/08/2012 - 12:33pm

Nah I'm gonna go ahead and say only girls use winky faces, I use the good ol' {:^D>

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:21pm
Spanki Says:

i've had this conversation before with a fellow highdeas'man


Sat, 01/07/2012 - 11:59pm
CamBam. Says:
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:30am
Baken Says:
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 5:38pm
TheGrouch Says:

yup, everyone knows Moltrez likes the young ones haha

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:05pm


once again thanks to the beibz for making this green.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 7:21pm
Bueller Says:

Justin is gay ;(... winky sad face... whats that mean?

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 10:36pm

ur creepy/horny but ur sad about it: "oh man, i wanna fuck little boys. this sucks ;("

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:30am

OH MAN! I wanna fuck little boys, this sucks!?!?!?!?!?!?


Oh shit.

I just did one of those silent laughs that hurt.

Fuck you, robot. You're my favorite.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 10:42pm

Yeah im so gay I have Selenas mouth on my penis.


Sat, 01/07/2012 - 10:53pm
Bueller Says:

hmmmm well that means you now have herpes dumb shit!... how do i know this? she told me!...

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 12:56am

Really? I didn't know salena liked shemales.....put tht on a dick n lick it

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:08pm
JackWhips Says:
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:23pm

Wanna make some delicious pancakes with me? ;)

Let's go to the museum ;)

Yup, totally sexual.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 11:20pm

The museum known as your vagina that is

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:33pm

this reminds me of joe`s Facebook status on family guy ha

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:50pm
Dankrupt Says:

Kids, remember, crime doesn't pay ;)

You know what... that doesn't seem sexual at all to me.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 10:58pm

I would've gave this one an upvote but it was at 69 and I didn't wanna screw it up xD

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:41pm
k34v3n Says:
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:58pm

hahahahahahahahaha! I had a girlfriend named Paige and then I would always smoke and drive on a road called Paige Road so whenever she asked me to come over I would say "I'm going on a Paige Run really quick ;)" when I would get to her house she would be mad that I raided the cabinets before her panties!

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 8:53pm
Baken Says:

such a great story man.... wow and the flexed out thumbs up in your picture lets use all know how tough you are and that ur calm but still threatening.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 10:15pm

HAHA I logged in just to upvote this.

Best. Story. Ever.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 4:16am

i want to feel your whole body as i fuck you just the way you like it ;).... nah doesnt make it sexual to me

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 5:40am
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 7:56am

It works like Hey Gorgeous how you doin.?? ;)

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 8:11am

if people winked in the real world as much as they do online and in texts, this world would be reallllly creepy...oh wait I do ;)

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 1:49pm
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 2:51pm

Fuck you dumb whore go eat shit ;)

Hahaha would you be mad or smile if someone sent you this??

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 7:25pm
Bueller Says:

well id be turned on if it was you saying it ;)

would you be mad or smile?

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 7:24pm
univers Says:
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 10:31pm
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:19am
Ilovehigh Says:

Not refuted. I feel like you wanna do it at your grandpa's funeral. That is the vibe im getting.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 11:03pm
lll Says:

i read wrinkly faces at first, and was like sexy old people?
old people are cute;)

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:17am
Ilovehigh Says:
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:33am

I can't get an erection due to an enlarged prostate ;)