What you can say to your cat

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Submitted by holybatman on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:22pm

So I was talking to my cat and she was doing something, and I just said,

"You are loco!!! And what is going on."

"Slinky."

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Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:34pm

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Thu, 03/01/2012 - 9:46pm

Rizzo Says:

....I heart your screen name.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 5:58pm

spacely92 Says:

If gingers drink ginger ale, is that cannibalism?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:31pm

Kniphofia Says:

Only if they enjoy it.

Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:56am

ganj Says:

THAT. should be a highdea

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:37am

ADimeADozen Says:

Man, I'm a ginger and whenever I put on this ginger-flavored deodorant, I'm liked yep. this is how i ought to smell.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:52pm

snackmaster3000 Says:

oh weird i don't usually get flavored deoderant

Tue, 08/21/2012 - 3:12pm

turbotina Says:

did you actually taste it???? Or did somebody lick your armpit and say you taste like ginger, but your a ginger, so you could have been not wearing any deodorant and you still technically woulda tasted like a ginger....

?!?!...

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:22pm

MumusaurusRex Says:

He probably tasted noticably more gingery than usual

Tue, 08/21/2012 - 3:13pm

turbotina Says:

and how do you smell a flavor....???? like bacon smells like bacon, but the taste is a completely different spectrum

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:08pm

Sundance Says:

Get out of here with your logic on spectrums and shit.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 4:36am

HU_Honor-roll Says:

this is a great highDea

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 2:20am

SalguodOnSkis Says:

I havent been on for quite a while... And this is still in upcoming. New record for most debated highdea?

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 1:20pm

homegrowngreen Says:

If a ginger works in a bakery does that make them the ginger bread man?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 7:14am

SalguodOnSkis Says:

Not if its a female ginger

Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:28pm

Keith.Stoned Says:

Well, obviously it'd be a female ginger

Sat, 08/25/2012 - 11:29pm

femaleDRAGON Says:

Only if he lives on dairy lane.

Sat, 08/25/2012 - 11:27pm

femaleDRAGON Says:

I salute you sir.

Sun, 08/19/2012 - 7:47am

Charmeleon_420 Says:

How come there are no comments here about the actual highdea?

Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:02am

baked101 Says:

because its not a highdea and no one knows what the fuck it means

Tue, 08/21/2012 - 12:52pm

thoughts Says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 4:44pm

HalleluJah Says:

So true... I am laughting my ass out right now. XD

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 5:37am

princelongdong6 Says:

I signed in just to upvote that comment

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 1:38pm

lookatmynips Says:

I heard ya mama milk cat titties!!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:54pm

BasedGodVelli Says:

Oh shit this is headed twards the popular page, but at least it'll be the fuck out of the upcoming pages

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:34am

NotHilarious Says:

What?

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 7:23pm

funkymonk Says:

it scares me that this has over 20 upvotes

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 6:05am

melkt420 Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 9:26pm

Richie Says:

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/832/dafuq-did-i-jus...

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 4:22pm

Bruce_Lee Says:

And the cat was like "nigga fuck yo slinky" and shit on your bed.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 4:29am

MyNamesNotJenna Says:

Bruce and his "punch" lines hahaha

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 1:33am

Black_Santa Says:

It's official.

This site has gone to shit.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:52am

MoLTReZ Says:

Nigga, did you just go full retard ? You NEVER go full retard

Tue, 08/21/2012 - 5:33pm

IWO2238 Says:

You can go half retard but never full retard

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 11:02am

R☮cKnR☮llABlun† Says:

Dont buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam... went full retard, went home empty handed.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 4:30pm

DaGrimmReefer Says:

Tom hanks Forrest Gump

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 3:35am

Glen_Quagmire Says:

Where the fuck is that from, I swear I heard it somewhere and its funny as fuck.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 4:29pm

DaGrimmReefer Says:

Jim norton I believe...but I am a stoner and forget things constantly so I could be wrong

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:49pm

Otherapist Says:

tropic thunder...

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 1:10am

mr.hanksdiggity Says:

:( it's just nose diving into concrete. i'm about to start hiring the gestapo.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 11:35pm

Bruce_Lee Says:

Cat shit.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 11:06pm

bonestoned Says:

i feel like i've read this comment before, and like 9 times before that.

Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:42pm

ChiefPurps Says:

This one must be GONE

Sat, 04/21/2012 - 11:33pm

StupidName Says:

What the fuck does this shit even mean?

Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:37pm

Mr.Hungry42.0 Says:

thought I was the only one since it had so manyvotes

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 4:33am

MyNamesNotJenna Says:

You know when your high you hear something and sometimes it sounds like something else but it isent it was the original thing? i think the first quote is what the author said and "slinky" is what the cat sounded like he/she said!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:06pm

Otherapist Says:

shutup jenna.

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 2:56pm

moderate_peril Says:

Big ups for being a cat lover. (Trying to find the sunny side of this Highdea.)

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 10:59am

mybluntyourface Says:

It disappoints me that this has made it as far as it has. This site is garbo now

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:31pm

FullyXalive Says:

multiple accounts maybe?

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 7:19am

dylandudeicle Says:

Haha, you people who complain are the worst, you're such angry people that you can't even laugh at someone who is obviously on some whole other level (which is hilarious) because you're too busy being angry to enjoy anything.