If You were walkin in the woods smokin a fat juicy j and stumbled upon sasquach munchin down on some jack links beef jerkey

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Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:17pm


Sat, 05/28/2011 - 6:54pm

i would tell him id let him smoke the joint with me if he shares his beef jerky

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 6:56pm

damn, u took my comment out of my head lol

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:29pm
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:02am
Van Says:
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 9:57am

maybe he would like smoking so much that you guys would meet up in the woods regularly and then you would be friends with fucking sasquatch and that would be sooo tight! he is probably hella funny

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 7:13pm

yea im gonna get him super chopped then steal his jerky! he would be too high to even care or he would share! : P

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 12:00pm

Chopped is the best way I've seen someone describe being high. Thank you I'ma start using this

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:07pm
Cujo325 Says:
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 5:41am
Klammydia Says:

Where I'm from chops are bowls with tobacco sprinkled on em, so chopped might be a risky one to use

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 1:18pm

Me and my friends say we're buttered haha

Fri, 10/19/2012 - 4:09pm
TheSimi117 Says:

Some people say "Get stoned" but I use the present tense "I stone" or sometimes "Shmokey Mc. Shmoke shmoke".

Sun, 10/21/2012 - 1:37pm
Cujo325 Says:
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:27pm

That shit would be crazy if you tried stealin his beef he might toss you like a javelin :D

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 2:56am
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 11:51pm
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 5:44am
laurabelle Says:
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:25am
CamBam. Says:

PASS THE BLUNT. Then eat jerky and take a picture with him.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:39pm
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:03pm
MrGibles Says:

Me: Hay Sasquatch, wanna smoke some weed?
Sasquatch: :D

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:46pm

Id share that fuckin joint so that we could get hella munchies together.

Mon, 10/15/2012 - 4:45pm

all you guys saying youd share the joint with sasquatch are retarded i mean thats how you get those monkey diseases, fuck birdflu was probably caused by someone sharin a joint with big bird id pull out another joint and teach him to smoke it right

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:58pm

Prob just find a tree to sit behind and keep smoking. Watching from a distance in disbelief. Then I'd put his ass on youtube, sell the video to NatGeo and go use the money to buy a vaporizer or some dutches or something useful like that.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:25am
Bogebop Says:

i mean the bag of jerky isnt endless, soooo id prolbably buy some more food, or me and sassy could go find some berries lol

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 10:32am
roflmao Says:
Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:55am
mindgames Says:

I wouldn't do anything, I would keep walking, because anything else I can do in that situation would mean that I would have to stop hitting the a fat juicy j.....I don't care If I stumbled upon a 2000 ton burrilium ship...I would observe, but never stop hitting my joint...

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 12:03am
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 5:12am
Zakhalifa Says:

If i ran into him id make a Messin with Sasquatch high times

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 6:26pm
M3g4n_em Says:

I'm sorry but whenever I read juicy j all I could think of was "BANDZ A MAKE HER DANCE!"

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 4:21pm

I would pet him and ask him if he liked pizza. We would go pick up some pizza hut and go back to my place where we would live like "Harry and the Hendersons". He would be my coolest roommate ever and I would teach him about football and how the Steelers are the greatest team. Then I would take him to the Browns stadium, we would tailgate before the browns steelers game and if anyone said anything I'd have Tiny (Sasquatch) whoop the fuck out of the idiots. Yeah... We'd be kickin it hardcore.

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:48pm

See if he wants to blaze duhh he has munchies

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 12:51am
FuzyTwinky Says:

AAAH SHIT! I'd be like "OH FUCK!!" then I would trip out and go up to him, smoke my j down a bit so there was a couple puffs left, then i'd trade my j for the jerky!!

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 1:54am
Wiess24 Says:
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 1:59am
Blakeeh Says:

I would approach him, stroke his fur and probably cry because of how soft he is.

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 2:00am
Blakeeh Says:
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 2:52am
tomoose73 Says:

not pull some fucking prank on him, iv seen all to well where that path leads...

Mon, 10/15/2012 - 7:18am
Dionize Says:

I actually have a song that I wrote and recorded about going into the woods in search for a sasquatch!

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:15am

"if you share with me your pieces i'll share with you my piece"