I really neeeeed to know right now. They are closing in !!!

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Fri, 03/23/2012 - 1:04am


Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:39pm

shaun of the dead style wif cricket bats nd stuff

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 2:44pm

I prefer the Sword of 10,000 Truths as seen in the Make Love, Not Warcraft episode of South Park. It's the end of the world...Of Warcraft.
My secondary preference would be the sword of unicorns used in Your Highness. It's an effective way to kill a zombie and cut off a minotaur's dick if ever needed.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 7:03pm
SoClose Says:

Why go through all that? Just play any of pitbull's songs.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:40pm
Chillz Says:
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:29pm
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:46pm

i literally signed in and upvoted u for ur name... great taste in music my friend... and very funny comment

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 8:28pm
Alexn Says:
Sun, 07/31/2011 - 5:22am

Shotgun... Deff shotgun.
And from very close - so you can see them flying apart :] Haha

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 12:57am

Double-Barrelled Shotgun to the head - never fails to satisfy

Mon, 08/29/2011 - 12:23pm
Doogal.007 Says:

allow me to one up sir, go for the sawn off double barrel shotgun for more mobility

Mon, 08/29/2011 - 1:29pm

Hunters that satisfy~you can be on my team!!! Killing Zombies, smoking weed, and eating Snickers~could life get any better?!!

Sun, 09/11/2011 - 10:30pm

It's sort of a guilty pleasure, wanting to be alive during the zombie apocalypse and wishing for one, lol. We all have it somewhere in the back of our minds.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 9:23pm

And taking place in front of us as we prepare for the future and advance our skill levels via video games. They start training you young~the government knows what's up with all their cloning and mutant bacterial strains in development. There's bound to be BIOHAZARD looming in the darkness all around. BEWARE!!! BE AWARE!!!

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:20am
SuperDan45 Says:

Double Samurai swords. just slicing heads! Round up a few zombies in a pen and practice with em.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 1:32am

shotguns are ineffective at dealing with mass hordes. reload = dead. large machine gun = massive ammo capacity and massive damage = tyvmyesplease
i'd like an M60 with a red dot / grip, with a flamethrower backup in case things get out of hand

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 11:16am
SuperDan45 Says:

Flamethrowers are the number one mistake. A Zombie on fire is ten times worse than just a Zombie.

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:37am

naw the zombies of the real apocalypse will feel pain, they are just humans with no conscience and pure instinct. to be on fire is just about the most painful experience possible... at least so i hear

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 1:01am
Sat, 08/06/2011 - 6:13pm

KABOOM !!! Hey !!! They should name a strain of Maryjane Kaboom. For that epic, nuclear hit that absolutely blows your mind.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 3:13pm
Gogojr1 Says:

i haven't heard of 'Kaboom,' but i just picked up some Area51 and a decent hit from a glass spoon hit me within seconds. I smoked a blunt and had couch-lock for hours. Just sayin, heavy indicas fuck you up! anyway, did you guys know that in 1837 my nokia cell phone was bought and it JUST died! :(

Tue, 01/03/2012 - 7:01pm

My weapon of choice is my BALL AND CHAIN FLAIL~it's SPIKED and ready to take them down!!!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 6:28pm

speaking of balls... i'd fuck them to death. thats right necrophilia!!

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:11pm
joebreezy Says:

Did you know necrophilia is only a misdemeanor in Texas?

...makes ya wanna move to texas

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 11:07pm

Machete or Axe, because they don't require bullets, or experience

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:05am

Pick axes are great for getting one behind and one in front in a rapid manner. And the machete on the side in case the pick gets stuck!!! Good call !!!

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 3:49am

I don't mess around when it comes to Zombies. lol

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 2:00pm

still requires pretty much no experience
can find bullets easily (the hood)

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:13pm
joebreezy Says:

cause that shits dank
and the zombies would love you

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 6:45pm
LazyPanduh Says:
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 11:21pm
Nemesis Says:

Don't kill em! Smoke a joint with em!

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 6:53pm
Sat, 03/17/2012 - 2:56pm

just gonna go outside the box, wrecking ball, you take it from there

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 9:00pm
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 3:56pm
kharmatika Says:

fire poker hook to the frontal lobe. follow with side swipe to the temple if first wave is unsuccessful

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 3:23pm
Spanki Says:

I just realized right now that your name has nothing to do with a7x... you know that thing they say where your mind like skips over parts of words as long as the first and last letter are in the same place blah blah blah well i've been doing that this whole time..



Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:53pm
thatperson Says:

it has to be the actual letters in the word scrambled not a bunch of random letters.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 4:37pm
Brenbuscus Says:

kill it with your sweet sweet love making!

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 7:12pm
yoinkie Says:

oh shit, a fellow necrophiliac! hey, we meet every thursday behind peterman's cemetery. Bring your own dead body, im not sharing mine.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 7:33pm
Brenbuscus Says:

eww that is gross i dont make love to dead bodies. only zombies....

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 1:35pm
Bob24k Says:

You are an idiot. Zombies are dead bodies. Hence them being 'the walking DEAD'.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 8:28pm
Brenbuscus Says:

zombies are neither live nor dead, CAUSE THEY DONT F:);&KING EXIST. arguement solved :)

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:40pm


Wed, 03/21/2012 - 2:13am

blow a shit ton of weed smoke in their faces...they will be back to potato chips and granola bars in no time...problem solved...everyone is happy...unless you run out of weed...then read comments above lol

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 12:09pm
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:32pm
sto_n_azi Says:

Thts some real hillbilly shit there dude lmfao

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 8:09pm
uh... Says:

If you kill it, you eat it...I don't like the taste of rotting flesh so I wouldn't kill it...

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 3:50am

Reminds me of McDonalds after hours. Yum!

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 10:16am
The_Badger Says:

I would invent huge contrapments of carnage, like the zombiekill of the week (zombieland) but then one with more quantitative results.

Filling a shed with napalm/c4, with bait in it and when enough of them undead bastard are in proximity, I'd blow it up.
Or drive a tank through zombie Avenue while playing "Wagner- die Walküre" or the Imperial March.
And finally but not least, the RC/XD from COD Modern Warfare.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:00pm

Get high with 2 of the then watch them eat each other because they got the munchies :)

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 6:30pm