and instantly created a sick sand glass bong?
that would be awesome!!! What if like there was a sand castle contest but you had to buld a bong and then you hooked them up to a long asss lightning rod and waited for a thunderstorm!!!!
That would be insane. It would be the community bong and people would rip out of it at night.
theres a picture i drew of this in The Notebook on my desk...
Are you the guy in your picture? If so, I know you. If not, I know that guy (Unless he has a twin.. then damn that looks like him)
Then... I'd have to get my ass to the beach.
no one wants to see your ass.
Well its a good thing I'm not planning on showing anyone my ass :)
Irrelevant: this is my first highDEA that's become popular. Thank you guys :) I'm honored!
this is your first highdea? good job dude il admit my first highdeas were stupid and werent even highdeas
I've had plenty of highDEAs, this is just my first one to become popular :)
With salt water?
And the lad took forth the bong from the sand, and there was much rejoicing. The slightly pink warped walls sparked and crackled, as mighty pulsing bolts lit up the midnight sky on the horizon. There was a lucid lingering fragrance, Cannabis, there was no mistaking the bouquet of holy ganja wafting in on the hot exotic air. The lad sat in faith on this divine patch of touched sand, and it was good. Packing the lavender tinted chillum, bringing the brim to his lips, Mantanal absorbed the pleasant smoke and he was cleansed. Bubbles foamed in the red globe of the bong, resembling an eerie storm traveling some stormy sea, hunting its next victim. Mantanal stopped, looked, saw nothing but the expanse of sand stretching along the calm ocean. craaaaack! Blood red lighting serpentined from the heavens and struck the boy, leaving no sign of either him nor the shaman water bong
Blackness, then light. Peering through clenched eyelids, Mantanal could not believe what he saw before him.....
Thus began the legend of the Zues bong which held many names. Many had searched for it without prevail, some even dedicating their lives to the quest. After many years the tale lost its truth and many forgot the story, only a few individuals had even heard the legend. One young man named Isaac whom was infamously referred to as a stoner had heard the story as a child but had paid little attention to it as he grew older. One night as Isaac was enjoying a toke in the woods something strange happened. There was a defining crack and a bright light. Startles and stoned Isaac dove behind a fallen tree. After some time the light did not dissipate. Isaac could feel a strange warmth and comfort from the light, inviting him, calling to him. The light continued calling to him until he decided to peep over the fallen oak and see what it was. There floating, glowing, beautiful and powerful was a majestic owl. Isaac was initially startled by this but the waves of light washed over him calming his fears. "Isaac" the owl spoke, "I am a being from the outer reaches of the universe. I am timeless and infinitely wise, i do not intend to harm you. Come forth my child". Isaac stood up and embraced to warm light and came closer unsure of what was happening. Was he tripping? The weed must have been laced, but somehow it all felt so real. The owl appeared to have a smile across its beak as if it knew Isaacs thoughts. Isaac asked simply, "Who are you?" The owl spoke with a soothing elegance. "My name is not comprehendable to you you and the significance of my life is beyond your grasp. I am a cosmic bird who has lived since there was anything and have seen the world to its end. Time is an irrelevant factor to me and serves no meaning. I am here to tell you, Isaac, that you must search and find the bong of light." Isaac was in disbelief at what was happening. It was all so crazy and amazing. The beauty of the creature was astonishing but the power that it emanated caused a multitude of conflicting emotions. What the owl had spoken caught up to his mind and he frowned. "That bong from that old legend? I didnt think that was a real thing. How am i supposed to find it?" With a beakey smile the owl retorted," It is your destiny. You will find your way." Isaac shouted, " What are you talking about! I dont understand what all is happening right now!" The space owl turned its body to face away from him, then terrifying and beautifully rotated its head 180 to face him again, "Isaac, go..." and with a crack and a fantastic light the creature was gone. Isaac sat alone in the woods.
what if another lightning bolt came along and lit the bong for you? thats 1 point 21 jigga-watts of THC filling your lungs my frined. talk about time travel.
You want the truth? I'd get a boner, and then i'd be pissed because that strike of lightning probably didn't come with a slide.
I would instantly load it with the dankest I have, And smoke like a god:)
there would be a polar bear, by the beach
THAT WOULD BE FFUUCCKKIINNGG AMAZING! I WOULD SHIT MYSELF.
It's name would be ZEUS.
Skyward Bong. O.O
and inside Zeus' bowl there would be the greatest oasis of hash never to run out...always the greatest strands
it could actually work if u just put a metal rod in the sand that was sort of like something of a mold of a bong and if lightning struck the rod u could have a bong! i think it would work lol
I would hail Thor as the patron god of stoners.
IF LIGHTNING hit a beach it would instantly start a CATASTROPHIC chain reactiono of every particle of sand's atoms splitting! woa
i had a dream like that once, but then i took an arrow in the knee