Submitted by JabiousForever on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 7:48pm
The park is divided by music....like there's a reggae section, a techno section, etc... All the food stands are geared towards stoner foodie favorites. I'm thinking soft pretzels with cheese, lots of ice cream and candy, all things peanut butter, lots of greasy foods.. The rides are all 3D and super high tech (think along the lines of the Hogwarts ride at the Magical World of Harry Potter in Orlando.) It would be THE ULTIMATE HIGH EXPERIENCE. And don't forget to bring your friends :D
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Fuck yeah!
The R. Kelly section would be discusting though..
i dunno man i know some people who would enjoy a golden shower for the low price of 7.50
Yeah n' there's a haunted house called Reefer Madness.
First, when you walk in, 2 DEA agents pull up in a car posing as pot smokers, they start following you around asking why your eyes are so red and who your dealer is.
After you tell the agents that you just have pink eye, you pass them and you see two shady dealers who chop you weed sprayed with windex or pcp.
You throw the laced weed out, then walk up to a table that says free munchies, but there all gone!
Then your buddy starts trippin, he starts greening out.
All the while you're surprised to see your grandparents there, they are disappointing in your life choices. tsk tsk.
Just when you think the whole haunted house is over, someone puts "the box" on your head, and you can't hear shit.
Then your recently ill friend takes off the box, but he says, "I feel better now dude, those shady dealers gave me some heroin, I think I'm addicted though, you should go cop some too and we'll nod off!"
Then the DEA agents come back and bust both your asses, your friend says YOU gave him the dope, rather than the dealers, so that he can get more, and now your stuck in a jail cell with a sexually abuse priest.
Then the haunted house ends with you having imagined the whole thing, your friend beside you says, "Dude, stop tripping out. Nothings gonna happen, it's just a honda civic with two teens in it."
And there will be plenty of entertainment throughout the park, comedians, etc. Also need people walking around selling cookies.
People walking around selling various "medicated 'Baked' goods" with different strain options. Also the restaurants would have food from around the world. Jamaican food in the Reggae section, Mexican food in the Mariachi section, act. I'm talking a huge buffet for each restaurant with every food from that region that you could imagine with medicated and non medicated options for everything.
You just described a typical amusement park...
They all have music,rides, and bomb ass food
instead of getting stuffed animals as prizes for games you'd get joints <333333
Saul and Dale's Pineapple Train Express =D
and while you wait in line for whatever ride you choose, not only will they have fans that mist water on you, they'll have fans that blow puffs of smoke in your face so you can be highhhh on every ride.
and a concert section where the performer has to play while incredibly stoned!
wow... I totally made this highdea, except it wasn't a weed theme park, it was highdea theme park http://highdeas.com/hd/Highdea_theme_park_0
but we all know, its just luck. we are all made popular by luck.
Some folks are born, silver spoon in hand, oh how they help themselves yeah,
it aint me, it aint me, I aint no fortunate son, NO!!!
Fucking LOVE creedence clearwater revival.
hell yeah bro,
You can ponder perpetual motion
Fix your mind on a crystal day
Always time for good conversation
There's an ear for what you say
There's a place up ahead and I'm goin'
Just as fast as my feet can fly
Come away, come away if you're goin'
Leave the sinkin' ship behind
You comin with us or what son?!
Dude... i'm likin the Harry Potter reference! GO HP!
all things peanut butter! incredible man! i wanna go right now, why cant it be real :(
That would be AWESOME. And you could have a wave pool that could double as bong water.
That Haunted House idea is brutal. I'm scared already.
There should deffinitely be a water park section, with a hot tub with stuff around it that made it look like the hot tub was the water in a bong (it wouldnt be gross looking though). And there should be an entire section of the park that's like the "its a small world" ride, as in there are a ton of different areas for different countries across the world. In each "country," you would be able to learn about the history of weed there and buy some strains of weed from that part of the world, along with stoner snacks from that country. This is one of the best highdeas i've seen in a LONG time. I think i might just have to map out this theme park...
dude, i totally had the same idea awhile ago :P great minds think alike
Ever been to a normal theme park stoned? That's basically a marijuana theme park!
on the real...i would go broke if this existed XD
Dont forget the weed!!! U should also have weed despencers. U put as much money as you want and you get that amount of bud just like a drug deal HA!!!!
i think you meant to say,
don't forget to bring your buddies.
i mean, i live in PA and there's a little theme park out by amish country that's called "dutch wonderland", no jokes. it's all religious and silly. i chuckle at the name every time.
Plenty of picnic areas with shade for blunt rolling <3
I think it would make the world a better place, everybody would be so happy and high having the time of their life, This shall be real one day!!
#GonnaMakeItHappen
Just make some brownies and eat them before going into any theme park---------marijuana theme park
That would be a beautiful idea and the gift shops would be head shops :)
that is a grand idea. the whole parks gotta be in a dome though. imagine thousands of people hotboxing an amusment park! and at the center of the park is a giant 30 foot fountain that is also a bong thats always filled and free for everyone to hit at any time. and when you get in line for a ride theres sumone there passing out chronic blunts for you to smoke while your in line. call the park the HydroDome. i think sumone should get on this
Rides have to include the Train Wreck, the Kush Koaster, the Bong Rip (You get sucked up the bong for a change), the Sky Walker, and the White Widow Rapids.
Have mascots around, a white rhino, a pimp named grand daddy purp, and Cheech and Chong.
And don't forget the Northern Lights Show.
none of us would have any money if this was real, food prices would be so high with them knowing we are high lol.
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