We have this security guard at my school

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Submitted by HIGH_five1235 on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:43am

That smokes weed. So one day I wake and baked and was walking down the halls about ten minutes late to class, with squinty blood shot eyes holding a bag of gummy worms and some gatorade. Then he looks at me with his blood shot eyes and starts laughing his ass off then I of course start laughing too. Yeah, he knew what was up:)

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Thu, 04/26/2012 - 5:55am

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Thu, 04/26/2012 - 2:37am

NYYanksx27 Says:

gummy worms =)

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 2:04pm

Kniphofia Says:

DIAUBETUAS!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:01am

nurplette Says:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2phrtGjAG1qahxmso1_500.jpg

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 5:18am

higharia_pants Says:

blue waffle

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:40pm

aanddub Says:

put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public with a big spoon

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 4:33am

Ishzilla-Kazim Says:

lol, yall should smoke together and shit

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:00am

totalygone Says:

thats whats up....its these kind of storys that i upvote, they r humorus

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:13pm

beebster314 Says:

We have a security guard that blows too, its AWSOME!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:07pm

captainbaked Says:

we have a janitor at my school that smokes, he dances and sings when cleaning the floor if no ones in the hallways.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 2:15pm

HIGH_five1235 Says:

Haha thanks guys and hell yeah my goal this year is to smoke with him. :)

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:29pm

casey_jones Says:

Lucky! The security guard at my school looks like a Mexican Hitler and all he does is mug at people and try to catch kids hotboxing

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:39pm

sotrippy95 Says:

smoke with him sometime haha

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 4:22pm

leela_420 Says:

This shit made my day XD

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:51pm

mr.whatisthis Says:

Totally have the exact same situation at my school! maybe we go to the same school haha.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 1:11am

ANGELSORAWW Says:

too dope. my schools security guards a dick and has a nose like squidward -_-

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 1:08am

Bigmonkeydoodoo Says:

The cashier at the gas station across the street from me smokes. One day me and two of my friends walked in there and tried to buy pistachios and some drinks. When we got to the counter we were too high to count out the money even though all three of us were trying really hard. The cashier said, "I think I can get to the bottom of this." Then he counted out the money himself and gave us the change back. Afterwards we laughed so hard about this.