That smokes weed. So one day I wake and baked and was walking down the halls about ten minutes late to class, with squinty blood shot eyes holding a bag of gummy worms and some gatorade. Then he looks at me with his blood shot eyes and starts laughing his ass off then I of course start laughing too. Yeah, he knew what was up:)

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Thu, 04/26/2012 - 5:55am


Thu, 04/26/2012 - 2:37am
NYYanksx27 Says:
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:01am
nurplette Says:

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 5:18am
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 4:33am

lol, yall should smoke together and shit

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:00am
totalygone Says:

thats whats up....its these kind of storys that i upvote, they r humorus

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:13pm

We have a security guard that blows too, its AWSOME!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 12:07pm

we have a janitor at my school that smokes, he dances and sings when cleaning the floor if no ones in the hallways.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 2:15pm

Haha thanks guys and hell yeah my goal this year is to smoke with him. :)

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:29pm

Lucky! The security guard at my school looks like a Mexican Hitler and all he does is mug at people and try to catch kids hotboxing

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:39pm
sotrippy95 Says:
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 4:22pm
leela_420 Says:
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:51pm

Totally have the exact same situation at my school! maybe we go to the same school haha.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 1:11am

too dope. my schools security guards a dick and has a nose like squidward -_-

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 1:08am

The cashier at the gas station across the street from me smokes. One day me and two of my friends walked in there and tried to buy pistachios and some drinks. When we got to the counter we were too high to count out the money even though all three of us were trying really hard. The cashier said, "I think I can get to the bottom of this." Then he counted out the money himself and gave us the change back. Afterwards we laughed so hard about this.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 1:33am

dont you just love people like that:) cant wait to meet someone like that one day

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 8:08pm

man i got a security guard at my school that burns too!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 10:56pm
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:31pm

Lmfao guys I found out he deals too! :D