My step mom asked me if I was "on the pot"
For 17 minutes..
So are you on the pot or not?
Oh My God dude....that's the worst feeling EVAARRR. It's so bad when you come home, and you parents are there, and you assume they suspect you. And they really don't, but you're still thinking about it, and can't help but smile. Then they suspect you.
was she concerned about you taking a shit?
17 always comes out for me when i say random times or moneys.....
177 upvotes, 17 minutes, 7 comments. Oh wait, make that 8 comments.
One time my mom found my papers...shes like "i know your not rollin your own ciggarets."
OP is still a faggot.
ahahah easy buddy
Are those new slacks?
Get off the pot bitch! Your moms trying to cook here any you're stomping all over her kitchen ware ya bastard
one time my step mom asked me if i was stoned i just said yes and laughed in her face, than she made me food it was great!
exactly what was said to me the first time i came home blazed as fuck and they noticed.
It's like some genius thing parents do, cause if you laugh then they know. sneaky.
Sorry I had to down vote so it would have 420 likes :)
can we leave the amount of likes and dislikes at 420? like dont mess with that number at all. =]
you might not like this, but i just down voted to give you 420.
my neighbor said to my mum "i think your son is on the pot"
mum said "yeah no shit"