Here's a list i created of the different types of Stoners, which are you?

1. The Average Stoner: Smokes about once or twice a week, usually on the weekends. When high they like to just laugh and talk with close friends, they feel uncomfortable around people they haven't smoked with before, but they are usually down to experience new environments and people to smoke with. All-around likable stoner.

2. The Hungry Hungry Hippo: Basically what it sounds like, someone who demolishes food and can eat for days when high, usually very quiet during the eating process. Usually disliked by those without much food or money, loved by other Hungry Hungry Hippos. Not necessarily a fat person, just someone who eats. simple. as. that.

3. The Trip: You know "the trip." hey, it may even be you. "The Trip" is the guy who, when high, goes off the chart with random facts, will break into laughing in dead silence, will always be looking around, making faces at themselves in the mirror, or be found at the playground down the street on the monkey bars. Very fun person to be around, but sometimes a burn out after a long day of smoking.

4. The Enthusiast: The guy in the group who usually, smokes everyday, writes on a forum about marijuana, like's to craft together new pieces to smoke out of. More often the person who's house the smoking takes place at. Overall a fun guy, very good with dealing with bad situations while high.

5. The Laughter: The laughter is, what i like to call, "the trips" 2d cousin. This is the guy in the group who, doesn't have much to say, but will make more noise than anyone else in the group ahha....Most of the times he'll be the guy sitting in the corner, hands covering his face, cracking up for no apparent reason. When asked what he was laughing about, his normal responses will be either A."i don't remember" or B."what if...." fun guy to be around, but like his second cousin, "the trip" can be a burnout after a long day.

6. The Philosopher: Go to his house, he'll be sitting in the living room, messy hair, eating top ramen, watching "How the Earth was made"....he usually has wacky conspiracies, can ramble for days about life and death, and is great at putting his mind to use. In my opinion, the most interesting guy in the group. Can mindfuck you for days.

7. The Stooooonnnnneeeeerrrrrr: This is the guy who, while medicated off the great herb, will lie down, squinted eyes, staring at the wall for a couple minutes at a time. He usually stays there, giggles at certain things here and there, and will only get up to grab the bong again. If the group decides to leave the house, he normally replies with "ummmmm ill just stay here and make sure everything's ok" with a smile, then when seen 30 minutes later, will be asleep in the same spot.

8. The Electronics Guy: The guy in the group that gets high and is either A.texting, B.playing a video game, C.on the computer, D.watching TV, or sometimes, all 4 at once. He is great for entertainment in the group, because he usually knows cool things to watch.

9. The Extremist: We all know this guy, the guy who cheifs and then turns into a thrill seeker haha. Get some ganja in this guy's system, and he's outside trying to kickflip the 5 stair or jump off the roof into the pool. Fun guy, but can be a burnout for cops and security guards.

10. The Hippie: basically just the guy/girl who is nice to everyone, is against violence, will listen to any music that's playing, will be the one to get up and grab the remote in the other room. a real chill person to be around. great at cheering people up.

Thanks for reading, i know there's many other types, but my hands were getting tired haha. Which one are you mostly like? Peace.

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Comments

 
Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:10pm
 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:43am
 
 
Tue, 05/31/2011 - 5:53pm

dude im like most of those combined so what am i?

 
 
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 1:19am
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:40pm
Spanki Says:
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:46pm
tahiyo Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 6:21pm
SkylarL Says:
 
 
Tue, 05/31/2011 - 6:34pm
 
 
Sun, 06/05/2011 - 4:47pm
Hempedelic Says:

Depending on the day, I'm kinda an Enthusiast/Philosopher/Hippie ^_^ I can see every one of these in my friends though!

 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 4:33pm
Roady Says:

much the same, though the philosopher part seems to be a shared feature amongst my friends.
also when sober though so I dunno.

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 7:10pm

i'm the hungry triphipphilenthusiastoner stoner. good luck saying it though.

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:51pm
 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 3:29pm
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:08pm

im more of a triphippothusiast lol i luv making up words

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:32pm

I think I'm a little bit of everything but mainly The Trip.
This is a nice list

 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 2:41pm
nurplette Says:
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:42pm
HotBoxer Says:
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:50pm
Doooobies Says:

Im definitely the average/laughter/philosopher

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:18pm
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:18pm

Dude, I'm a fuckin' hippie and I love it.

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:28pm

every one of those types as i read i pictured one of my friends in my head, haha

 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 1:26am

Same here. I totally have a friend for each of them :)

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:40pm
Cujo325 Says:

4, 7, 8 and 10 is me :) depending on the amount smoked or if i'm with other people

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:41pm
TheBunk420 Says:
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:37pm

lol this reminds me of one of those video games that have the different classes of characters to choose from, where each class has it's pros and cons and you have to pick one based on what type of player you want to be. and since i usually go with the safe route and pick the warrior class in the games, i'll have to go with the average in this one.

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:37pm
zmillz Says:

I feel like I'm a little bit of all of them haha.

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:44pm
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:04pm
RedHairz Says:
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:04pm
210840 Says:

A Hybrid strain of the enthusiast, the philosopher, electronics guy, and occasionally the Stooooonnnnneeeeerrrrrr.

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:01pm
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:02pm

Haha damn when im by myself the stooonnnneeerrr lol but when with friends im either the trip, the laughter, hippie or the philosopher depending on what strain it is and which friends im smoking with:) love the post though dude made me smile the whole time reading it

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:07pm
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:16pm

So basically im 2, 9. Which is weird because I'm 18 which is 2x9, mind blown by my first comment ever.

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:19pm
Beth8nine Says:

Philosopher/hippie hahahaha, this is perfection

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:32pm
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:27pm
Jstarr603 Says:

I am definitely number six, except I ramble on and on about Comic Books and Doctor Who.

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:33pm

You won't be disappointed.

http://highdeas.com/hd/Phenomenal_HighDeas_Im_Creative_Read#comment-2035659

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:31pm
ZakieChan Says:

Average/Enthusiast/Trip/Electronics/Hippy

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:35pm
Zael1092 Says:

Definitely add stoner musician to that list!

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:36pm

Wow I thought there were like 3 maybe 4 types of stoners but no, i guess i havent been smoking for as long as i thought

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:45pm
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:54pm
danly Says:
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:54pm
 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:58pm

nice writing.
Definitely philosopher, when sittin' in the park straight up hippie. Can't run from music.

Anycase, I'm dropping this on my website. That's oke right?

Peace

 
 
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:05pm

mine would be an Enthusiast Trip, you should write in The Musician too, these are pretty good

 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:05am
AT12.34 Says:

I'm just your average hippotripthuslaughphilooooonnerrrrtronixtremippy.

 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:02am

im basically a regular stoner. but im really creative when im high, and loves to laugh.

 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:03am
TooYoung Says:
 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:12am
imapiraate Says:
 
 
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:21am
THCFAN Says:

once or twice a week? smh, if thats average u needa step ur smoke game up yo. like u aint gotta be high all day but least make it part of ur day feel me, anyday could be your last.