So there we were, Tommy and I engulfed in a huge cloud of smoke. From what I can remember we were driving down this street smoking a doobie the size of my forearm. "Wow man, that's some heavy shit man", I say as I pass it back to Chong. He mutters in approval as he takes his hit. For a couple of minutes we just sat there smoking in silence. I realize that I'm the one behind the wheel so I ask Tommy. "Hey man, am I driving ok?", I ask as I look over the dashboard. He looks in all directions taking in the surroundings. "I think we're parked, man", he says. "Oh shit, man", I say as I started to panic a little. 

"Hey man what was in that shit man I ain't ever had no dope like that in my life man that's the heaviest shit I've ever had in my life man I've smoked a lot of shit man but goddamn man that's some heavy shit", I say as I start to feel winded. There was a pressure in my chest and it was getting hard to breathe. "I can't breathe", I manage to say between gasps.  "What's the matter, man", Tommy asks nonchalantly. "I can't breathe, man", I reply starting to full on hyperventilate. I see him start to reach into his pocket. "Hey man, I got something that'll mellow you out man. You're just freaking out man", Chong says. He hands me eight of what appear to be aspirin. "Take these. Take these man they'll mellow you out", he says. "What is this stuff, man", I ask. "Just take them", Tommy says reassuringly. 

I swallow the pills down as they leave a bitter taste in my throat. "Hey. Hey don't take those man. I gave you the wrong ones", he says. I couldn't decide whether he was kidding or not, so I say WHAT really loudly. "Hey man, I already took them!" I shout in disbelief. "Ohohohohoho", Tommy starts chuckling and points his finger at me. "What do you mean Ohohohoohoh? Hey man, what was that shit!", I yell. I was starting to get hysterical. So many thoughts were running through my mind. "Wow man. You just ate the most acid I've seen somebody take in a while", he says. "Hey man, I ain't ever had no acid before", I say scared to the bone. "I hope your not busy for about a month man", Chong says while laughing at me. Death was the only thing running through my mind. I naively thought I was going to overdose on acid. I then start to speak too fast for my own good. "HeymanIdontwannadie. I'veseenthoseguyswhotakeacidandwalkaroundnystreetwiththeirheadsallbiglikeapumpkin". "MELLOW OUT, man", Tommy shouts at me getting me to shutup. Tommy is a very spiritual guy, so he tells me to clasp my hands together and chant in unison with him. "Hooohhhhmmmmmmmm, Hooohhhhmmmmmmmm" is what we repeated a couple times. When I was feeling a little calm Tommy asks me if I'm better. "I think so", I say after thinking about it. 

Tommy than makes the scariest face possible and comes at me growling. I freak the fuck out while he just laughs at me. "Hey man, that sometimes helps. But let's get out of here we're parked in a bad spot and I think I saw a cop drive by", Chong says looking around. He than starts freaking out a little. "Hey man there right there. We're getting pulled over man. It's the fuzz", he says. Tommy than begins to swallow all his contraband. The cop walks up and knocks on my window. I roll it down and he asks me to see my license. "It's on the back bumper, man", I say a little confused. "Your ID sir", piggy says. I hand him over my license and the swine has the balls to ask me my name even though he had my ID in hand. "The names Richard, but my friends call me Cheech. So call me Richard", I say smart-assedly. I look over at Chong and he's still shoveling narcotics into his pie hole. The cop than asks again, "And what's your name?". "It's Cheech man, I already told you".  He asks again a little louder this time. He was asking Tommy so I nudge him and say," The MAN wants to know your name man." Tommy leans over as if he were gonna speak but instead he up chucks all over my lap. "He said his name is RAAAALPPPHHHHHH man". So whenever Chong can't hang with the boys, I call him Ralph.

And this actually happened so here's my citation for those who need em to sleep at night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoaXXsXFOkU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Comments

 
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 7:11pm
OhioReggae Says:
 
 
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:36pm

hahaha that's funny because it's the two of you and it's the scene from up in smoke ahaha I get it ;)

 
 
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 3:58pm
TaK Says:

That ending was excellent. RAAALLLPPPPHHHH >_< lol

 
 
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 8:28pm

Lmao. This was awesome. Up In Smoke was on today on comedy central, too. Of course I watched it! This was probably the best part.

 
 
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:32pm
TaK Says:

Wow I love how acid by lil wyte didn't even come out until AFTER, Up in Smoke(1978).

 
 
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 1:44pm
Cz93 Says:

I was just fuckin around since people are so worried about shit being stolen lately

 
 
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 6:29pm

sounds like you were smokin dooog shit man :)

 
 
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 3:41pm

Hey I remember all this, it was in a movie. Word for word.....30 years ago. I mean it was a good movie but a whole highdea? This is kind of like when someone posted an entire book on here

 
 
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:51pm

It's a different take of a "highdea" if you think about it.
A play on the Cheech Marin character.
Creative. It's never been done. Kinda like it.
Cheetos, Pancakes and Pizza my nigga.

 
 
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:06pm

It has been done, 30 years ago lol, and its,not a play on the character, it is the character. The same scene from the movie. I'm not calling it plagiarism, just kind of clutters the site with things we've seen before

 
 
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:26pm

-This was more like a 3 minute read if you think about it. Sorry mr hux for wasting your time, you could have easily downvoted this and skipped to the next.
-Mr SpaceTimeTravel, thanks for seeing it the way you did. What you described was exactly what I was going for. Plus it was one of my favorite parts of that movie. I even cited it for the haters.

 
 
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:13pm

If I didn't like this I wouldn't downvote, that would just keep it in upcoming longer. And I can do without the underhanded comments sir, I didn't downvote and skip because I wanted to leave a comment! You don't need to repeat my options for me

 
 
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:18pm
dudebroman Says:

haha damn Tommy/ cheech. im on to you you motherfucker. you deleted my comment just cause I said something about you two being the same guy. you scared people would agree or somethin?

 
 
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:53pm

I didn't delete any of your comments, I'm not an Admin or anything like that. I've got nothing to hide buddy, we are not the same person whether you wanna believe me or not.

 
 
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:58pm

naah not startin this dumb shit. nevermind

 
 
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 5:54am
RisingTide Says:
 
 
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:11pm

This is a classic scene, one of the best stoner scenes I've seen so it's awesome to read it like a fricking novel! ¦D
Nice work, my friend.

 
 
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:30am
WesG815 Says:

I don't believe this is plagiarism. He does cite it and its a classic stoner quote posted on a stoner website, except he pretends like he is the character in the movie telling the story from his point of view, 1st person, rather than a 3rd person view like you'd watch on a tv. It is pretty creative actually and besides anything it def made me laugh. Love that scene...Good Idea.

 
 
Mon, 07/02/2012 - 5:53pm