Time for a Coconuthead random thoughts Highdeas, not my period, silly.
I decided to do another random thoughts Highdea. Don't know why but it just seemed so right. Eddie Guerrero, if you're in heaven reading this, I want you to know that this one is for you.

So I had a dream a couple days ago and I was super low on gas in this dream(I'm talking as far down as the thing goes) and I barely make it to the gas station that's a couple miles from my house. As I get there, I was excited and relieved that I actually made it. I start filling my car up and then I go inside my car while it's fueling to shmoke a bowl. I pull out this cool ass lighter. It wasn't even really a lighter though, it was like the opposite of a lighter. Instead of flame, like ice in gas form or something came out. But I used it and somehow managed to burn my weed with it and I took the smoothest rips of my life. It was so chill, frosty, minty, delicious. It basically made my weed taste like ice cream while providing the best hit of my life. When I exhaled, the smoke was so milky and looked like a thick cloud. It was so dope.
I don't know what the point of that was but I thought it was pretty awesome using that crazy lighter.

I hate those old ass Highdeas that say Access Denied when you click on them. It makes it feel like that Highdea was so high tech and advanced that nobody is allowed to see it because it may contain secret alien information.

Lacrosse is basically just quidditch for humans

Ya know, there's only a couple people you'll know throughout your whole life. People that you knew from the day you were born until the day you die. Your family, and hopefully yourself.

Sock Mops. Socks that have an absorbant bottom on them, so if you spill something you can just clean it right up with your sock, no paper towels needed. Then you can just dip the bottom of the sock in water and all the collected substances will come off.

I love smoking my cat out...ON DMT

I have my own religion. I don't really have a name for it yet but our leader is the Conspiracy Keanu meme. If you've ever seen them, a couple of them are actually pretty good stuff. Like "What if we always have the hicccups but some are just really far apart". I totally believe that. So if you want to join my religion then just ask. I'll probably say yes.

I hate when people use the excuse "I'm only human" as an excuse. You're only human? ONLY HUMAN? Humans dominate this planet, we do whatever the fuck we want. We need trees to survive. You think we give a fuck? I'll give you a second to answer that. NAH. We use them for schools and shit and paper and shit.

I hate when someone says "Do you read Playboys?". No one fucking reads a Playboy magazine...You look at pictures of girls and then splooge all over it. No words necessary.

I saw an infomercial called Suffering Joints. I called their number because I was definitely lacking in joints.

You know what really makes no sense? That some Nascar drivers are sponsored alchohol compaines like Miller Lite.

It's a dog eat dog world, there's no room for pussy.

I'm gonna carry cinnamon around with me at all times now. That way if a cop ever tries to arrest me, I'll throw it in his mouth so he won't be able to read me the Miranda Rights. I'll be like a magician or something. Put a bunch of cinnamon in my hand then puff it out into his mouth. I need some sort of catchphrase like something cool...I couldn't think of anything.

Where the fuck is BadMitch?

Straight outta the fuckin dungeon of Highdeas, where fake niggas write diarrhea

Straight outta the fuckin words of Yoinkie's mouth AND I DO QUOTE:
"masturbating stories, eh? Boy do I have a lot.

I often have to make a 2 hour drive for work, and on this drive I masturbate often(you know, to pass the time). The highway I take is both a normal highway and also slows down through certain towns. Well, I was driving through the town portion of this journey, and masturbating furiously, when the traffic infront of me stopped, but I was seconds from climax and I thought I could beat it(off) before reaching the traffic,but unfortunately it was not the case, and I rear ended the car infront of me, going 5 mph. There was no damage, but we still got out and looked at each others cars. The car I hit had a family in it, and I was wearing sweatpants. I didnt notice until afterwards, but the entire 3 minutes we stood around discussing, I still had a major boner. So some family out there, thinks I get turned on from accidents(kind of like that movie crash). Good times, good times."

If you believe in reincarnation, then think about how crazy that truely is. This world is as you know it only. You can't see anything from someone else's eyes. Honestly, the world does revolve around you because when you die, then life as you know it is over. (Who's world is this?) The world is yours. So I'm assuming at least a couple of you guys believe in reincarnation. Think about how this life to you is the only thing you truely know. It's the most important thing to you right now, but should it be? I mean, this is just one of the many lives you'll live. Is it really a big deal if you go commit suicide because you're bored and want to become someone else? Nahhhhh. We all take life very seriously but we won't even most likely remember it when we die. What's the point of memories then? When you get reincarnated, you're memory will get wiped. Eventually you'll be a completely new person in the future. No idea who this faggot named Coconuthead is or why he smokes weed. You won't care. You'll be in a new body. Who knows who. This world is a fucked up place.

Is heaven is a real place, is it always a good place? I believe that every person has their own heaven and it's however they want it. But if someone pictures their heaven as hell then is it really heaven?

Have you ever seen those commercials for laptop covers or whatever? They're like Dell computers and you can switch the top part of your laptop with different colors so it looks cool and whatnot. Kinda like a cellphone or iPod skin.(Refer to one of these http://www.laptopsarena.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/laptop-covers.jpg ). I thought it would be so cool if you can get a vinyl for a cover so you can scratch it like a DJ whenever you're carrying your laptop around. Get a turntable design so it actually looks legit and shit. That would be so dope.

I think we should have some sort of points reward system. The more and more I go on this site, it looks like a forum. Pointless threads everywhere and people dieing for fame. So basically I think you should get a HighQ score just for fun. Every upvote gives you +1 HighQ and a downvote is -1. Then make some sort of reward/achievement thing. ACHIEFments. Let's say that you have 1,000 HighQ, then you can get your name to glow or a weed leaf next to your name. It doesn't really do anything but it's kinda fun I guess. I mostly got this from RapGenius because that site is slowly rolling downhill. They have RapIQ points and once you get a 1,000, there's a chat for anyone over it to just talk and shit which is pretty cool.

Ahh alas, it is the month of March. Mustache March. I'm preparing myself to read a bunch of shitty Highdeas because 94% of shitty Highdeas that get popular are made in March.

Nas-One Mic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCOURZ-yx4E
CYNE-Running Water http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZROFPUlfqY&list=LLFveCElWXCdiHpPo5Yt3Z8A&index=4&feature=plpp_video
Apollo Brown & OC-Prove Me Wrong http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=94LAPPOAsxE
Lupe Fiasco Building Minds Faster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du43HNQXkoA
AZ-The Come Up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIhxgeki3BQ

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Tue, 03/13/2012 - 8:04pm

I've been worshiping some form of a conspiracy Keanu/ deception religon for a while now
Starscream is the best!
Edit: acheifments is the cleverest name for anything in the history of everything

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 8:10pm

When the word achiefment came to my head it felt like I just unlocked some sort of ancient prophecy was unlocked and God was gonna gently float down from the heavens.

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:20pm

remember kids if your gonna be a memer: peace sign, bunny ears fake wiener

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 9:09pm
Gizmodo Says:
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 1:59am

Good times indeed, although how much can you really know someone as a baby? and on a separate note, what is an ass lighter?

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:44pm
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:56pm

Thanks bro, nice unicorn and I mean that. Also Hiiipower was fucking awesome, thank you for that.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:49pm

A few bonus songs
Co$$-Spaceman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsNPOPFEXb0
Big K.R.I.T.-1986 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XygqPOaR8Q
Common ft Nas-Ghetto Dreams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McrVCxImEvI
Tech N9ne ft Mayday-Blur http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idSc7vViSIY
A$AP Rocky-Bass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX6RnXebHmw
Kendrick Lamar-Hiiipower http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--U_Ar8GwVQ

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:54pm
CamBam. Says:


Big K.R.I.T. is one of the realest alive. Also, listen to that got damn Shady Cypher! I was never a huge fan of Eminem either, although I recognize his greatness, but Slaughterhouse is another story.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:10pm

That's exactly how I am about Eminem too. And that new Big K.R.I.T. tape was off the fucking chain

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 1:05pm

I see you guys are fans of good Rap music, therefore you should give this kid a listen....

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 8:27pm
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 5:24pm
meowow Says:
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 8:14pm
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 9:49pm
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:28pm

ohhh because I said I smoked my cat out of DMT...At first I thought you just randomly were jealous of my cat and i thought it was creepy that you even knew I had a cat. Ahhhhhh

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 2:12pm
meowow Says:

yes, yes.. i just wanna be your cat........
and smoke dmt.. to be a cat and smoke dmt would be crazy awesome.. I think..
we could listen to this while tripping!

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 3:13pm

2 Nas mentions in one highdea!
My favorite rapper finally gets acknowledged in this place!

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 8:14pm

Haha he's definitely one of my favorite rappers and probably #1 on my greatest of all time list. Illmatic is definitely #1 on my greatest album of all time list. It's such a shame he's been rapping so good for so long yet so many people don't even know about him or give him a chance.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:01am

The cat line made me think this:

In soviet russia, DMT smokes YOU!

Which made me chuckle.
Thank you for that.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:50pm

i just... this is the best thing i've read in the longest of times. i had a million thoughts and forgot all of them but SOCK MOPS, sometimes when something spills on the floor, i stand on paper towels and robot-dance-clean it. it's so fun, you need to patent that shit NOW and then use sham-wow fabric cause that shit cleans up hooker blood.

basically you seem like you would be the most hilarious/interesting person to smoke with. & 2 thumbs up for nas!

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 6:36pm

Maybe I'll make Sock Mops and then go on that show Shark Tank and try to get a deal with one of them

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:41pm

High Fuckin' Five Coco
Clappity Clap Clap Clap give my man Coco a Dap!

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:47pm

I really have no idea what any of that meant but I'm assuming it was a "Noice" so thank you. Right now I imagine you being high outta your mind sitting on your computer listening to music and laughing to yourself like crazy.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:04pm

All the time bro, all the time.
But really 70 percent of the time I'm high I'm usually outside
Ok 67 percent no 70 because I don't usually bake indoors
I dont know why.
I'm currently looking at a coffee mug
Zig zags and a empty box of cookies
I really wish I had an infinite amount of cookies
Fuck diabetes.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:48pm
joebreezy Says:

I love how you can have some of the most random ass comments, and then still have some great highdeas. Its like, when I saw that coconuthead was the OP I half expected some weird ass funny shit, but most of it was legit. Def one of the better recent highdeas by far

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 6:01pm
Jbone312 Says:

Im in love with these, they are too damn funny

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 6:26pm
joebreezy Says:
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:46pm

Please read this because I know that no one saw it because it was covered up in the upcoming section.


Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:02am
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:24am
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 1:41pm

Can I be part of your religion? Please please please ill be ur bff 4eva