If you had a pet parrot living in your room and your alarm clock went off at 7:00 am every morning for your job, and eventually the parrot starting making the sound of the alarm clock every morning at 7:00 am so you got rid of your alarm clock and used the parrot every morning to wake you up(cause that's a way cooler way to wake up). If you hot box your room one night and the parrot loses track of time and doesn't wake you up until noon, do you think that would be a valid excuse at your job?

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Sun, 04/14/2013 - 3:55am


Tue, 03/26/2013 - 8:13am

"Sorry, can't come to work today. My parrot has a weedover."
"What the f-"

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 10:43pm
DeepJoint Says:

i like how random and in depth this is you were indeed stoned

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 2:29pm
letsdoit Says:
Sat, 04/13/2013 - 4:07pm
PatZ Says:
Sat, 04/13/2013 - 9:41pm
TittySpit Says:
Sat, 04/13/2013 - 10:40pm

I think a threesome would be rather wesome.

Sat, 04/13/2013 - 10:50pm
Sun, 04/14/2013 - 6:12am
EverWonder Says:
Sun, 04/14/2013 - 10:06am
ibex Says:

have you ever thought about buying a cock? parrot would probably make the sound at randoms times

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 7:07pm

You can buy cocks now? Shit gotta get me one!

Sun, 04/14/2013 - 12:52pm

My parakeet screams just like I do. He doesn't remember times its f****** annoying.. funny though.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 4:16am

this is.the.most important piece of literature ive read all day

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 9:14pm