Submitted by coconuthead on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 7:05pm
Hello friends, enemies, transsexual hookers, and goldfish. This is yet another installment of Coconuthead's random thoughts. I haven't made one in a while and I feel the need to. So sit back, take your pants off, turn the volume off, and get ready to read this.[Started on 12/16/12]
Note: Most of these thoughts were thought of while I'm sitting on the toilet
First off, I think it would be a GENIUS idea if Highdeas and LazyKush combined. The way I see it now is that most of Highdeas are shitty "facebook status" type material and every once in a while I see a post of LazyKush that can probably pass as a Highdea. All in all, I like Highdeas better because of the bigger community. So picture this, a website called KushDeas. Highdeas' layout and at the bottom of every Highdea, there's the Lazykush stuff, like
people's updates, opinions, or questions about something. It'll reduce the amount of stupid Highdeas posted too. Whenever you post a Highdea then it'll notify all your friends on Kushdeas and post a link in the status section so people can click and check it out.
If we found another planet with life on it and we found out they were less advanced, less powerfull, and more populated, then would you want our government to take advantage of the whole planet and make them slaves to us? I would to be honest. It might seem unethical or something, but I still think of the world as a "sruvival of the fittest" place. Now I don't go as far as seeing my neighbor with a fully stock fridge so I go kill him to eat all his food because my fridge is bankrupt. I guess I just want to know what other people would do if given the opportunity to do all your work for you. You wouldn't have to do shit again in your life. I know it was bad back in the day with slavery, but back then we were enslaving other people. I don't know, maybe I'm a douche nugget but I would definitely want a little alien to do all my work.
Think about how one day in the future, maybe 100 years from now, there's gonna be a bunch of people on Earth that smoke weed because it's legal. They're gonna look back and think about how everyone who smoked it when it was illegal was a rebel. Think about how that if this website is still popular in 10 years, and people start talking about you.
So a lot of people believe in God and evolution. Alright. But I don't understand this. If God somehow evolved to be a "super human", then wouldn't everyone else be just like him? Random SideDEA: If we work our whole lifes to please god then aren't we kind of like slaves to him?
New means of transportation.
Fuck cars. Why don't we just replace cars with modified go karts? Make them only be able to go up to like 80 mph to reduce amount of dumbasses driving 100 through neighborhoods. They're smaller and easier to build than a car which means they would cost less. They also wouldn't take up as much space in the road so less traffic. Crashing in a go kart wouldn't be nearly as bad as crashing a real sized car. Essentially, just add a retractable roof in case
of rain of you're good to go. 1 seater or 2 seater are the only options. But make the age for getting a license like 13 only. Optional wagon attachment in case you need to carry some luggage.
Or mini helicopters. Hell yeah I just mentioned a miniature helicopter. Imagine it. No more roads or traffic back ups. Just fly a small 1 person helicopter through the skys and get where you need to be. I don't think helicopters really go that fast but you can pretty muchily take a shortcut to anywhere. Need to go to work but the streets are icy? Get in the choppa! Need to drop off that movie you just rented? Drop off a care package in front of the building. No need to even get out of the copter.
Some people think that we shouldn't be able to time travel if it was possible. Something stupid like "Ooh what if we change the future?" MMkay. Aren't we potentially changing the future though with every single thing we do?
So I was just watching Workaholics and they ran into a porn theater.Imagine how awkward a porn theater would be. What kind of porn are they even showing there? Imagine the previews for other porn videos. "Ishaquetisha is taking it in the ass from a cow! Coming next month!" How weird would it be if you saw someone you know in there...The worst job ever would have to be a custodian there. I bet the floors are so sticky and shit...
Pokemon should be something that everyone should follow. Ash is following his dream of becoming a professional Pokemon trainer with some of his homesicles. Every episode he runs into a problem but perserves and gets past it and continues his journey. What an inspiration
Males can completely dominate the world if we just build sandwich making robots already...
Pop one of these little bad boys before you are going to talk to your parents and BOOM! Instantly sober for 20 minutes. After the 20 minutes, the sober feeling wears off and you're back to your high as if nothing ever happened.
(Not sure if anyone has said this before, so please tell me if someone has)
Top 10 N64 Games
10.Banjo Kazooie(First N64 game I ever got)
3.Diddy Kong Racing
1.Super Smash Bros
Other mentions that didn't make the list: Mario Tennis, Star Fox, Donkey Kong, Mario Party, Ken Griffey Jr's Slugfest, Pokemon Snap, Snowboard Kids, Lego Racers Army Men Sarge's Heroes 2. I wasn't really into Link or Zelda games but I know a lot of people are...
How are humans the dominate species of Earth? Look at how many animals are so much bigger than us that can overthrow us probably. We also really don't have any idea what animals are thinking. Ever species might be communicating with each other and plotting how to extinct us
#1 item on my bucketlist. Make into Area 51. I guarantee they're dissecting an alien right now in there or else it's just a bunch of retired members of the government saying "Haha look at all those suckers following our rules" as they pass around a 5 pound blunt stuffed with marijuana particles.
I hate when you see a celebrity on a talk show or something talking about how they've been 5 years sober or something like that, then everyone in the crowd applauses them. 5 years sober isn't even an accomplishment, I went 16 years sober bitch. If someone went on a talk show and talked about being high for 5 years straight, then I would be impressed.
What if we actually are in a parelle universe but it's actually the exact same as the universe we were in before.
My theory on past time
I believe that the whole entire world is pretty muchily like an onion and each layer of it has a 10 year span. So I think that in your house this right very second, there are people living in 1960 but they can't see you, and you can't see them. This is really hard for me to explain and I don't really think about this stuff to much, so I'll try my best. I guess it kinda has to do with time travel. So people from how ever long ago are carrying on their business right
now, but we can't see them because they're either on a higher layer(in the future) or a lower level(in the past). We're all living in this world together, but in different layers. But maybe every once in a while we glitch through our layer spectrum for a second and to the other layers we are a ghost. It's dark as fuck in my room and now I'm creeped out...To be continued...(hopefully)
If you splooge in a condom, then there's potentially a baby in that condom. If you throw that used condom away then isn't that 1st degree murder?
I know if someone gets bitten by a venomous snake then someone can suck the venom out and cure them. I wonder if the same thing works for heroin because I know you inject that shit. Someone shoots up then passes out so you suck their arm and get the heroin out to release the hero in you. Haha hero in. Sounds like heroin.
How long do you think it will be until all school/colleges/places of learning are completely shut down and abandoned? We can pretty muchily learn anything we need to learn from searching it in Youtube or Google. There's not even a need for school. When I'm older and I have my first kid, I'm not gonna send him to some fake ass school full of ex-prostitute teachers. I'm gonna teach him everything he actually needs to know from Google. Not gonna teach him all this useless bullshit I learn in school. By age 12 he'll be just as smart as any high school student. Speaking of school, why the fuck do we use that to judge if someone is smart? I guarantee I'm smarter than 90% of the kids in my classes but I don't try at all so I get shitty grades. Why don't I try you ask? I don't see the need to. Literally, all you do is copy what a teacher writes on a board. You aren't learning anything, you're copying.
Am I the only one that wants to move to California so badly? Not only to smoke weed like Snoop Dogg but California is so great that they have commercials for it. Commercials for a state!
I've seen commercials for North Carolina and all it was about was golf courses. If I wanted to play some mother fuckin golf then I'd buy a bag of fucking golf balls and hit them mother fuckers. I ain't wanna play no mother fuckin golf. I ain't no mother fuckin gay fish.
California shouldn't even be a state, it should be the eight wonder of the world. It makes my state, Illinois, look like a boring piece of shit. Which it is. You can do whatever the fuck you want in Cali. You hardly see any snowboarders, surfers, longboarders, or hot girls in Illinois. But Cali is full of that. Even being homeless in California sounds fun as fuck. In Chicago, homless people are starving and cold as fuck. In Cali, they probably chill on the beach all day and fuck underage girls. Now that's the life. At night just go fishing and catch some tuna. Fucking tuna. I hate tuna, but bitches like it.
K. To close out this fest of stupid shit, this is a rap I wrote. I posted some of the lyrics on another Highdea. Tell me what you think of it. I don't know if it's good or not. It's basically about marijuana.
Narcotics make you erotic so I don't see what the problem is
Tell me it'll make me dumb but I'm the opposite, I'm Jimmy Neutronic
Untrustful government is running America, but they're really unpatriotic
The world is chaotic, the flag might be a symbol of freedom but lieing seems to be symbolic
Somehow everyone still listens to them though, like they're hypnotic
It's pretty ironic how chronic isn't even chronic but they're treating it like it's toxic
I can't even stand to watch it, these idiots are all about getting gold like Sonic
Just tell the truth doesn't that seem most logic?
Every single person living in the world is part of a giant hallucination
We should all work together to accomplish, but instead it's one on one racing
I might just be a teen speaking my point of view
but I guarantee over 10 million people agree with me too
How about instead we let everyone drink and drive under the influence
If you honestly think that's better than inhaling smoke you have issues then
I just tell it how it is this isn't a fucking vent
It's the truth, for Lent I wish we could give up the government
Please let everyone live how they want to even if it's wrong
The Earth is old but our time living here isn't very long
Seriously who even put these fools in charge?
They don't want to help the people, they just want their name to be large
Listen to the pot heads because we keep it real
Puff some of this medicine and watch everything in your life heal
Weed would bring in billions of a dollar each year
But what's the point, you'd probably just spend it all on beer
Who really cares if rapping about weed isn't original?
Because I'm sick of trying to hide everything and feeling like a criminal
I'm just an average kid smoking piff not even thinking of trying cocaine
I've only got 1 love in this world and it's a girl named Mary Jane
The nicest girl that I've ever met
But I have to hide my love for her like Romeo and Juliet
Everyone says they want it legal but they won't take action
They always want someone else to give them the full satisfaction
We stick with the THC
No PCP, DMT, LSD, Ecstacy, Morphine, coke keys, Methamphetamine
We stick to the W-E-E-D
Tell the truth to the kids because we're the future
Kings of the world, we'll protest like Martin Luther
Until we get what we want because we were taught to fight
Steer the world into a direction that actually seems bright
Let's just all live in peace and harmony
The universe is so big and we only take a small part of the galaxy
So how is one person gonna tell everyone how to live?
This isn't what the creators of this crazy world intended
Just say no and don't listen to what they say
They're trying to force everyone to live their way
I smoke weed and I still go to school and go to work
I plan on going farther in life than just a store clerk
Adventuring through the world high makes everything so simple
Everyone knows life is better when you let out a giggle
So forget about the peer pressure they're putting on you
Listen to your heart, it'll tell you the right thing to do
Try it and look at all the different things you discover
Weed is a survival guide to life, don't judge it by its cover
Do what you want because in the end you're always correct
Just don't forget you'll make mistakes cuz no one's perfect
Do you want the truth or D.A.R.E.?
They came to school and dared us to never exper-
iment with weed cuz you're life will never be abled to be repaired
WHat the fuck is up these fake ass Above the Influence commercials?
Being Above the Influence would being above them, so it's pretty controversal
See, when someone starts telling lies on national TV, it starts to get personal
Especially when there's million people out there knowing these lies are hurtful
So a bunch of people for weed march to the White House to try to make some progression
Try to make a commercial about the truth, but obviously that's out of the fucking question
Marijuana plants would help the enviroment and give off air
Go green, see man, we break stereotypes and we actually care
Hemp can be used in clothing as well as things in everyday life
For example, you can use it in school instead of paper to write
Save trees, plant weed
Not to mention, if weed became less people would smoke cigarettes
A lot of people would smoke weed if they can buy it at stores with the same convience
Supposively cancer is what marijuana represents
But how does that make sense if doctors are giving it out as treatment?
Thank you all for showing up on this glorious day. That is all for this time, hopefully you liked this Highdea, but I can definitely understand if you didn't.
Holy shit I actually just realized how long this is. If you actually read this whole thing please tell me and I'll mail a stamp to your house to congratulate you on such an amazing accomplishment
Good bye. Stay high. And don't let your pet hamster die.