"Let me do those dishes for you"
"Let me carry your purse"
"Do you need me to go to the store and buy you some more tampons?"
"I am sorry honey you are right"
"Stop sucking my dick or I will call the police"


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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:34pm


Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:33am
fdjasl Says:

id change your views unless you'd like to be womanless hun

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:36am
BadMitch Says:

i dont take advice from women either. the smartest thing to ever come out of a womans mouth was my dick.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 5:58am

If highDEAS let me upvote as many times as I wanted, I couldn't upvote that enough. Best thing I've heard all day... but it's also 1:58 am...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:29pm

im a women and that shit is funny hahahaha.

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 11:30pm
Codstoner Says:

Holy shit! You just gave her the STAIN!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:47am
fdjasl Says:

very degrading, im sure you'll find a lovely blonde wife thats too oblivious to even know oblivious means. good luck :)

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:56pm
BadMitch Says:

I prefer asians who dont speak enough english to know how much of a dick I really am.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 7:47pm
SwagSmokeR Says:
Sat, 08/27/2011 - 3:45pm
khighle™ Says:

well i find wife in future ung. me marry pretty lady, and she know what oblivious means ung. and she know how speak proper english too!

unlike you..

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:49am

yes very degrading... but made laugh sooo hard

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 7:57pm
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:30pm
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 3:07am

I like how unabomber28 got 10 up-votes because she looks slutty and hot, but Chelsea here said the same thing and got -2 because she takes pictures like a normal person. Shows what this site has turned into,*cough* Facebook clone *cough*.

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 11:31am

damn bro dont hate on this lady cuz shes pretty,

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 9:43pm

Um actually no, there isn't anything wrong with either of the two chicks. Just because unabomber28 has a good looking photo doesn't make her a slut. You know nothing about her. I don't see why Chelsea would get downvotes but she probably didn't get upvotes because she said the same thing as the other girl, except after unabomber posted it. Which im not saying there's anything wrong with that but quit being so damn negative. There was no reason to call unabomber slutty. point blank.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:31am
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 1:28am
Sat, 07/23/2011 - 2:14am

hahaha dude ur the shit, and if u get a gf call her madbitch?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:40am

hahaha dude this cracked me the fuck up. thats like so fucking funny hahahahahaha

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 4:55am
dimples Says:

You're lucky I'm feeling extra sweet today, Or I'd roast BadMitch like a piggie(as usual) ;) xo

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:07pm
Kravin420 Says:

I have even less respect for you now
stealing jokes from someone I can overlook, but stealing from George Carlin?
you can go fuck yourself buddy.


Though, I still didn't downvote...I just didn't vote at all

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:19pm
pants Says:
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:53pm
Smoke.this Says:

my thoughts exactly. George Carlin is rolling over in his grave right now. Fuck you badmitch. Fuck you right in the ear

Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:04am
hawkcelpa Says:

fuck it if its on the net its as good as yours You are (BAD)Mitch after all.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 8:58pm
Eraserhead Says:

If you knew George Carlin then you'd know he'd be bustin' up laughin..

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:12pm

Things a woman will never say to you:

"I love you"

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:24pm

you guys know hes joking right ? dont get too bootytickled(x and if hes not then good for him, obviously he hasnt found the right girl. AND if he has she probably really hurt him. ha

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:36pm

BOOTYTICKLED thats the most funny word ive ever heard

Sat, 07/30/2011 - 6:11am
Thu, 01/02/2014 - 9:48pm

Who cares if he's been hurt by a meaningful girl before? Boofuckinghoo- he can suck it up. Everyone gets hurt. If he is serious then that still doesn't give him a right to be a dick to the whole female population. I'm not offended if he was or wasnt joking but that lost part needed to be justified.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:38pm
lilnugget Says:

Things I will never say to a man (especially BadMitch)

"As a thank you for that, let me give you a blow job!"
"Here, let me go make a sandwich for you."
"I really love the way you leave the toilet seat up."
"Even though we've been lost for 30 minutes, you're totally right, we definitely should NOT stop for directions."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:49pm
Smoke.this Says:

you rock my socks lilnugget. this made my day

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:29am
lilnugget Says:

Well then I guess you're just a chauvinistic hypocrite for liking the original highdea.

EDIT: No wonder you're a douche, you're a canadian and your picture is of you with your car.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:40pm

good luck with any relationship if you never say she's right. she's always right.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:41pm
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:42pm

I downvoted this just because its BadMitch

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:44pm

I'm not hating but if you can find that awesome stoner love dude you don't give a crap who does the dishes or cooks you're just working together to get the job done :) My boyfriend and I smoke hella weed and make music, art, chill with our friends, go to raves and shows, and have amazing sexy time! It RULES!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:47pm

I'm not hating but if you can find that awesome stoner love dude you don't give a crap who does the dishes or cooks you're just working together to get the job done :) My boyfriend and I smoke hella weed and make music, art, chill with our friends, go to raves and shows, and have amazing sexy time! It RULES!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:48pm

you forgot "oh its okay, i'll make my own sandwich."

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 3:43pm

Dont know why you all hate BadMitch so much. This guy is fucking hilarious!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 3:52pm

Most people hate dickheads I thought? Many people also frown upon plagiarism.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 4:06pm

because all those people that said those things should get on highdeas and quote themselves? dont understand why people cant just laugh at something funny and not get pissed about who said what.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 4:29pm

I agree! It's such a fucking buzzkill!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 8:22pm

Tell me what the hell his "highdea" has to do with the purpose of highdeas?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 1:20am

tell me how talking crap about someones highdea has anything to do with the purpose of highdeas

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:14pm
sonsablaze Says:
Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:25pm
KindBudz Says:
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 11:27pm

"Stop sucking my dick or I will call the police" Thats a reference from Dave Chappelle's stand-up, bet you didnt think anyone would catch on, you little fucker youuu.