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Submitted by ModernJester on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 5:17am

So ive got this book idea, its anout this skinny kid in some spin off of reality where being fat is actually attractive, and he goes through school being picked on, sent to skinny camp, overcomes his insecurty, beats a few world records because of his weight advantage, And ends up marrying one of the hottest celebrities. ( who is absolutely HUGE.) Its going to be filled with irony.

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Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:07am

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Mon, 01/16/2012 - 4:44pm

SirKushington Says:

skinny camp would be hilarious

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:06pm

aanddub Says:

'You eat these candy bars or you can say good bye to your 10 minutes of exercise for the week!!!!'

Fri, 02/03/2012 - 1:00am

IamRyanMorris Says:

Please write this and get it published. And if it doesn't, give me a copy so I can read it.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:40am

MoLTReZ Says:

Can i be that guy ?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:47am

FreeThinka Says:

Haha shit you'd better make this happen before South Park does!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:48am

JTITS420 Says:

this is absolute gold

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:42am

KuZhKologne Says:

Yet you're on a website with no pictures or videos, just straight words

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:08pm

SirKushington Says:

I usually just click around and look at all the profile pictures and advertisements. Unless those pictures have words on them.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:01am

Diogenes Says:

There's a book with something like that i.e. alternate future where being fat is average, main charactor is really skinny and is picked on. It's called "The Witches of Chiswick" by Robert Rankin, besides the things I've already listed above it has: a time-traveling sprout, a flying circus, and Victorian terminater robots. I HIGHly recommend it.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 5:59pm

Space_Owl Says:

Sounds sort of like Wall-E

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 5:05pm

ModernJester Says:

I will really have to check that out. Thanks

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 6:28am

loner07 Says:

EPIC dude...great highdea. props.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:01pm

skittles14 Says:

Make McDonald's like a fancy ass restaurant where only the wealthy and famous go

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:13pm

gringo-man Says:

In that case id be the sexyist mo-fo in that book couse i havent left my bed in years

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 6:23pm

smoke_every-day Says:

Fuck yo pot heads must think alike...ten mins before this i was thinking of what would life be like if fat was attractive and being skinny was gross. Thats crazzy man :P

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 11:20am

MyBallsAreBlue Says:

Please grant this world the merciful action of publishing this.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 1:34pm

LaxnChemist Says:

I feel like this is the story of my life... In middle school I got called "board" because I was so skinny and flat-chested. I'm over it meow but back then I really hated getting picked on for being skinny. I couldn't help the size I was. Now I make jokes like this: "If I got breast cancer it would suck... but the lump would probably double my cup size."