One day, I want to own a large store of some sort. At a dedicated time each day, a horn will sound in the store declaring that its the start of the Nerf War, and everyone inside the store will be against each other. There will be all kinds of different Nerf Guns hidden everywhere(simple one shooters, to shotguns, to semi-automatics and even nerf swords for the sneaky ninjas). The battle will continue until there is only one person left, and that person gets to pick 1-3 items from the store and take them home free.

Not only would this be epic to be a part of, but it would also be good research on the human condition; will families stick together or use each other as shields? Will people form alliances? Will they pick out the weak, children, and women first? What kind of person is a camper and which ones are run and gunners? Which kind actually survives longer and wins more? This will also be good for business, as many people will want to become Nerf War veterans and become repeat customers(these people will also get the benefit of knowing where the guns are hidden). So many questions, I need to this happen now.

Made popular on: 
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:59am


Fri, 10/12/2012 - 9:20pm
tomidemi Says:

I would hide somewhere with a back way out. If I get trapped, either attempt to reason with them, or attack them.
I'm not trying to be a hero, I don't want to die.
Am I still here? Am I hidden from your sight?
Did I suddenly expire? Did I walk into the light?
But maybe there is time, one more trick up my sleeve
there is still so much to say
Can anybody hear me?

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:22pm
HighJane Says:
Sat, 11/03/2012 - 11:02pm
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:18am

I'd be hidden in a cloud of smoke hahaha

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:29pm

nerf grenades wold be fuckin crazy, nerf rocket launchers, nerf snipers, nerf claymores. i would be like solid snake, havin a silenced nerf pistol and a nerf knife. i will be solid nerf

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 6:50pm

I'd laugh so hard at someone who gets hit with a nerf rocket

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 8:17pm

Real men shoot eachother with real guns

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 9:26pm
Dankest Says:

Fuck guns, bro. Biological warfare is how people with hair on their nuts do it.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 2:20pm
LOGANja Says:

Biological warfare is how people lose hair on their nuts.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:30pm

First off airsoft is hardly any more intense and regardless its not a competition to hurt yourself.
And second take that homophobic shit out of here, we are supposed to be an empathetic community.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 7:25pm
jake_ Says:

hahaha this is hilarious. I havent played nerf since i was a kid, i really should get a nerf gun

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 8:51pm

My town's Super Wal-Mart is a perfect candidate for this nerf war. We can jump on the bikes and ride 'em down the aisles while someone is on the pegs cappin' bitches.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 3:24am
Spook117 Says:

my mindset on nerf wars will never be the same... except in offices, i love office wars

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 3:42am

I would totally want to be a part of this.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 6:26am

Hell yeah lol yeah boy:) truly expert highdea:))) MAKE IT HAPPEN, too many people have these amazing highdeas but nothing comes from it! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 8:46pm
Merryjuana Says:

I'm in. Do this for the pure stoner fun. Id be in your store 24/7

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:28pm
shaylennie Says:

hahaha this is insanely awesome..please proceed to do this and spread the word.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:29pm
nurplette Says:

I'm commenting on this so I can find it easily later to show all my friends

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:43pm

Im gonna be that guy with the sniper rifle that doesn't help nobody

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 12:51pm
nurplette Says:
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 4:45pm
agrweed Says:

this is the type of shit Obama needs to be on
lets make this shit happen

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 5:06pm

how woulld you know who's the last one left? what stops people from lying about whether or not they've been hit?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 5:19pm
BanjoJeff Says:

Costco. This is going to be in a Costco.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 12:51pm
nurplette Says:
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 6:29pm
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 2:01am

And have cameras everywhere recording it so after when someone finally wins they can have their prime moments turned into a badass montage. xD

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:57pm
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:05am
Hayyweed Says:
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 5:39am
rexgreen Says:

I normally don't read the long ass highdeas cause I'm lazy as fuck, but I don't regret this... Not one bit :) I may see how long it takes for someone to call the police if I just walk into Walmart with two nerf guns and yell "everyone get the fuck down!"

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:46pm

This is the greatest idea ever fathomed.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:01pm
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 8:30pm

They have automatic nerf guns to, and tomahawks!!! Shit man this would be fun as fuck but you would need like a scoreboard somewhere so that people knew that someone else was still alive. And this in general reminds me of humans vs. zombies <3

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:17pm
27hundred Says:

I once had a similar dream. I was in a giant superstore like WalMart and there was this HUGE lazer-tag capture the flag game going on, and everyone was participating. There were also hidden secret bases scattered throughout the store that people can claim, store supplies, hide in, etc. Those bases are in secret spots like behind a certain item on a shelf (there would be like a small hole that you can climb through that led through a small tunnel into the base). You can also use the store items to your advantage!

Your idea is awesome! The winner should get like a $30 gift card to the store or something. So are you saying that there are guns hidden throughout the store and you can only use those guns, or is it like a WalMart place and you can use the nerf guns on the shelves?

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 8:46am

Dude i organised this with a group of around 20 of my friends. We bought many guns and literally thousands of bullets and shot it out between two teams at a park. Not as large-scale as your idea but still good fun.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 9:33am

its a video on youtube:
its actually quite fucking awesome!