Roll two joints. Take a roach (or roll a little nub of a joint) and stick it between the two joints on one end. Cut off the licky sticky part of a fresh paper and tie them together. Make sure they're tightly wrapped up so the roach doesn't move, but not too tight. All three should be "toke-uh-loke-able." It should look like the following:

The Vajoint, Beta 2.1.

The little nub/roach should resemble a woman's clitoris.

This is a joint best shared with a close friend. One person holds the Vajoint behind their back. The other chooses left/right, or up/down, directions which correspond to one Vajoint "labia" or the other. The person holding the Vajoint gets the opposite Vajoint leg by default. Light both J's at the same time, and hit it without favoring to one side. Puff, puff, give. Whoever's Vajoint lip lights the clitoris gets to make a wish. Honour system guys. If you don't leave it up to chance (only you can be the judge for yourself so be honest and objective.) and toke one side harder to get your side to burn faster to light that clit up, then your wish won't come true. Let the Vajoint gods decide who gets a wish. Oh, and tomorrow is 11/11/11 so I think everyone gets a free wish anyway. =)

This is the first time I've tried this. My buddy and I came up with the idea one time. Now that we are both single, it'll send good fortune to our exes and to potential future lady friends. Tomorrow is the first run. I will comment tomorrow with the results.


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Fri, 11/02/2012 - 12:41am


Thu, 11/10/2011 - 8:24pm

yo im going to try this ASAP lol its almost like having a cross joint keyword almost

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 8:53pm
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 10:55am

DO NOT USE TEAMWORK TO LIGHT THE VAJOINT! Also, make sure to make as good of a seal as possible with your lips since there's a small gap between the J's now. We had a hard time getting this beast going until we realized that. Once it caught fire, it was a pretty damn funny and chill time. It got brutally nice when the clitoris lit. It got super hot and harsh and heavenly all of a sudden.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 11:16pm

I think we need to move to Vajoint Alpha 1.0

Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:32pm

this is awesome. i want to try soon!!

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:26pm
LemonSkunk Says:

Lmao this is possibly the best thing i've stumbled upon on this site. Pure innovation. And the clit in between the two joints is hilarious.

Fri, 11/02/2012 - 2:29am

It'll probably be hilarious and amazing when you behold your own. Grab a friend and have one.

By the way, I'm thinking of running for the position of Commissioner of the NHL. I think I could get hired. I'd only want a salary of $500k. The rest can go to the players who were promised way more than they would now get (Sutter, Parise,etc.) so we can get this season going. I don't know about you, but I'm kind of ready to yank my hair out with no hockey to watch.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 11:18pm

Oh my God lol this is like genious fucked halarious and they had a baby named Vajoint.

Fri, 11/02/2012 - 2:34am

You and one of your girls should create a type of joint resembling the male anatomy and think of a clever name so it can grow up big and strong with the hope that one day it would get to bone Vajoint. I want to smoke their baby. I'd of course be willing to share joint custody with you. We'd totally go half-zies.

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 9:20pm
LemonSkunk Says:
Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:41pm

everyone i know will know about the Vajoint, coolest thing since the joint.

Fri, 11/02/2012 - 2:24am
Thu, 11/01/2012 - 5:40pm
Thu, 11/01/2012 - 10:59pm
XSteven10 Says:
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 1:14am
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 2:22am

You realize this was posted in 2011, right?

Fri, 11/02/2012 - 7:22am
HeyRipThis Says:

Isnt it crazy how this was posted almost a year ago ?

Fri, 11/02/2012 - 4:53pm
Mon, 11/05/2012 - 4:05pm
mr_greene Says:

yeah with a little joint dick nuts aint dropped yet

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 6:24pm