We need a section in the DMV for stoned driving tests where they administer a certain amount of thc to the tester and then they proceed to take a driving test. If passed, you get a little pot leaf sticker on your license that proves you can drive high as fuck. You can now hot box while driving and get pulled over with no problems.

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Mon, 05/12/2014 - 3:29am


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Sun, 04/20/2014 - 8:49pm
wATEVERmAn Says:

That would help relieve police pull over paranoia lol

 
 
Sun, 04/20/2014 - 9:50pm

First real idea I've seen in awhile. And it's a good idea. Well-played.

 
 
Mon, 04/21/2014 - 7:19am
 
 
Mon, 04/21/2014 - 7:22pm

You sir are going places! Yes yes yes yes!

 
 
Wed, 05/07/2014 - 6:34am
Bassline Says:

Nah, Under the influence is still under the influence. I would prefer people to drive sober, not high. It's hard enough to let people drive with high stupidity. Driving is all about being alert. There is a law that you cannot drive a vehicular while distracted. Being high is a distraction. Please don't drive high, I don't care if you're a safe driver (thats what everyone thinks about themselves anyway).

 
 
Sun, 05/11/2014 - 8:06pm
Menofunny Says:

You know, for a bassline, you don't seem very funky. I would even go as far to say you seem lame. Lame-o

 
 
Mon, 05/26/2014 - 11:38pm
psycco Says:

you and bassline are always at each other on a whole bunch of threads LMAO too funny.

 
 
Fri, 05/30/2014 - 3:23pm
Menofunny Says:

Haha ya he's a total cocksmith. It's funny cause I'm a drummer and he's a bassline, yet we totally clash

 
 
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 5:04pm
 
 
Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:46pm
thcjimily Says:

There are no laws about driving vehiculars, especially none about driving them distracted, and you say driving is all about being alert, don't you know some people are more alert when they're high.

 
 
Thu, 10/09/2014 - 12:41am
wizz Says:

Vehiculars are things serving as a vehicle...so yes there are laws pertaining to driving, DEFINITELY about driving distracted. If not, you'd be perfectly legal to drive while texting, watching a movie, listening to headphones, eating a bowl of cereal, and getting road head. If you could do that, I would be quite impressed, but you'd be in trouble for it. I feel as though I'm more alert driving high, but I also know my reaction, judgement, and even vision is impaired, which scares me driving... thus, why I drive 10 mph under the speed limit and look sketchy as fuck.

 
 
Tue, 05/20/2014 - 9:15am

I, in all honesty, drive better stoned

 
 
Sat, 05/10/2014 - 9:45pm

fuck this GUY BASSLINE YOU AE A HATER IN YOUR FIRST 5 WORDS- im sorry but this highdea is real shit, keep up the wizzard young blo0d

 
 
Mon, 05/12/2014 - 1:13pm
Menofunny Says:

I don't know if you can hear me all the way up there, but you should get off your high horse and come back to reality. according to your profile, you're only 19. How the fuck are you gonna call someone dumb when you're only 19, and by the sound of it, plenty fucking stupid. Everyone on here is young and dumb. You're even dumber if you think you aren't. Realize that you know nothing, none of us do. Wisdom comes with age and experience, which I'm sure 95% are lacking. I don't know if you've ever heard the saying don't throw stones when you live in a glass house, but if you haven't you should read it, learn it, live it..........fucking douchebag

 
 
Mon, 05/12/2014 - 3:16pm
Bassline Says:

hey bro, stop shouting at the sky and look down here! You are not part of this conversation. I will say this, I am not smart. I am dumb. But I'm smarter than most of the idiots out there. I've been called "smart" plenty of times based on the way I give solutions.

But hey dude, know this. Just because I step onto the other side of the line with my right foot, doesn't mean I'm moving my left foot to the other side. Meaning, I'm aware of both sides. In fact, you called me a douchebag. The fuck have I done to you? Use that wisdom of yours and stop picking fights out of nowhere and stop spreading negativity and before you open up that dumb mouth of yours, realized that I had the right to called him dumb based on his comment on me. Its counteracting.

 
 
Fri, 05/30/2014 - 3:19pm
Menofunny Says:

I called you a douchebag because i think its funny to have a serious talk with someone, then at the end resort back a childish insult. I'm not picking fights, I just wanted to point out the hypocrisy in a 19 year old calling someone young and dumb. "I'm not smart, I'm dumb. But I'm smarter than most of the idiots out there. I've been called smart plenty of times." You're a walking contradiction my man. Hahaha I'm smart, people said so. Just because your friend called you a genius when you put a mcChicken inside a mcdouble doesn't make you smarter than "most of the idiots out there". Know this, the fact you think that means you're one of the idiots out there. We all are. There's a select few who aren't, and in the grand scheme of things, even they are, you guessed it, idiots. I'm sure your whole spiel sounded great in your head, but it just further proved my point. So the next time you decide I open tht cocksucker you call a mouth, make sure you're not digging yourself deeper......also you're a douchebag :)

 
 
Sun, 05/11/2014 - 3:34pm
 
 
Sun, 05/11/2014 - 4:53pm

Bassline knows what he's talking about, reminissions is dumb. It depends on the habits of your mind. You can consciously do a good test and pass while high if you concentrate, but once you start driving in the streets and get too comfortable, that's when it can become dangerous. You CAN slip up, just like if a sober person is driving and they have too much shit on their mind; they just trip out; theyre distracted. I had one instance where I was blown as fuck and I was thinking of some stuff. I didn't notice there was a traffic jam in one lane on the freeway, I snapped out of it and had to swerve into the next lane. Luckily, there wasn't anybody in the next lane, or I would've hit them. Tripping out is when your mind thinks and thinks, and basically forgets it inhabits a body that it's responsible for, and that's really bound to happen when your high. If your not concerned about that, you should evaluate what a human life means to you. When you're behind the wheel, please teach yourself to not trip out. Don't just get in your car and forget about the responsibility you have when going to point B.

 
 
Mon, 05/12/2014 - 9:24pm
AtenSkepsi Says:

Though I upvoted the highdea 'cause it was amusing, I disagree. Being high dulls your reaction time and distorts your perceptions of space and time, fucking fact, as in, indisputable. A vehicle is a several-ton mass of metal that can take people's lives in an instant. You do not have the right nor privilege of risking other people's lives simply because you want to or feel confident that you can drive while stoned.

 
 
Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:23am
dr_gonzo Says:

Exactly, an entertaining highidea, but a joke nonetheless. I believe this is the same point Bassline was attempting to make.

It is very difficult to really grasp the possible consequences of driving, especially at a young age.

Anyone who has ever been in a terrible accident never forgets how easily things can go south.

When I was younger I used to be in great denial of any impairing effects of marijuana on my motor skills. However, anyone who performs an activity that requires precise reaction times, knows that marijuana most definitely affects reaction.

Cheers.

 
 
Mon, 05/12/2014 - 10:57pm

BEST IDEA EVER!!! Someone make this man president!!!

 
 
Mon, 05/12/2014 - 11:17pm
Randy26 Says:

i mean, weed is still illegal (sadly) so we would still get in trouble for smoking regardless. A good idea in theory but come on think about it.

 
 
Tue, 05/13/2014 - 7:27am
Putissiman Says:
 
 
Tue, 05/13/2014 - 11:10am
 
 
Thu, 05/15/2014 - 7:42am
tatski1313 Says:

damn, i would just like the pot leaf on my license. sticker (=

 
 
Thu, 05/15/2014 - 12:18pm

Let's just make a movement right now and get this shit in motion!

 
 
Sat, 05/17/2014 - 12:04am

Legit as fuck I just got chills reading this post!!! That would be insane as fuck yo!

 
 
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 3:43pm

this man is a certified genius! he deserves bitches! also you could get high as fuck just by taking a test lol

 
 
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 8:59pm
devs_741 Says:

That test is gonna cost a shit ton of money to even take.

 
 
Mon, 05/19/2014 - 11:21am
jamesm0792 Says:

The government would probably make you pay a fee to cover the cost of the bud they test you with, but otherwise it would be the normal cost of a driving test. It's not like you aren't getting high from what you buy, and if it means I can drive high legally then I'm all for it.

 
 
Mon, 05/19/2014 - 11:18am
jamesm0792 Says:

It's such an obvious answer but honestly it's the smartest thing I've heard in a while.

 
 
Wed, 05/21/2014 - 7:16am

Or how about just always make that specific amount a lot to make sure only veteran smokers who mastered the skill of driving HAF to a point where they are the best driver when high. That way you've had the best driving test ever and who knows you might have made a friend in a dmv test administrator

 
 
Mon, 05/26/2014 - 2:18pm

Took the test 2x sober.. failed.
Took the test a little stoned.. been driving almost 2 months now

 
 
Mon, 05/26/2014 - 11:48pm
psycco Says:

What the OP is trying to say simply is, we all fucking drive high so lets stop ignoring that fact and try to be safe about it by implementing a system of trust based on a skills test designed for it. But consensus shows people rather keep it private. I see people that get ripped on cofee every morning and drive crazy under the influence of caffeine than they normally do, should there be a test where they put a coffecup sticker? I liked the idea but just because I liked it and most people did too, doesn't mean the idea isn't flawed on a bunch of levels. You feel me?

 
 
Wed, 05/28/2014 - 4:52pm
TenaciousD Says:

I don't drive stoned. I may ride shotgun stoned and getting higher, but not drive.

 
 
Wed, 06/04/2014 - 6:46pm

This reminded me back to the time when i was learning to drive, I just had to experience driving while on cloud 9. It was dope! My driving instructor didn't have a clue what was going through my head lol.

 
 
Wed, 06/11/2014 - 7:52pm
 
 
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 2:39am
 
 
Sat, 08/30/2014 - 11:24pm

I passed my driving test stoned even though it took me two tries.

 
 
Thu, 12/25/2014 - 9:47am

On the day of my driving exam I had school.After my classes I would walk over to my friends house who lived about 5min from campus on foot.I would usually get HAF there and then take the bus home.Half an hour in,I had smoked 3 bowls layered with keef, smoked a joint and done 2 dabs.needless to say I was far from sober.So there I was,faded as a mother fucker when my mom calls asking me where I was,she was on campus to pick me up and bring me to my driving test that I completely forgot about.it was scheduled 20 minutes from then.I got there without even having reached my peak and started the test,I peaked half way through and guess what,I still fucking passed,I drove like a grandma but I still passed and I only lost 6 points too.All that to say that although i agree that weed hinders your motor skills and reaction time,you can easily make up for that by driving slower .