My friend brings his bong to a party, but his bowl is broken so everyone is bummed out because we cant use it. Later on it's just sitting there, filled with water but not being touched, so finally when my pipe gets around the circle back to me, I put it into the bong and try to use it as a bowl. Now people are tripping out saying, "you're wasting time, just stop." and "dude give up."

They stopped their bitching and started clapping when I took the fattest rip though...