The Evils of English Phonetics

easy / A-Z
Alabama / all Obama
sentimental / sin too mental
forward / for, four word
ideas / I.D. us
have a nice / heaven ice
knocking / not the king
thinking / the king
all evil / A.I. e-ville
trees / treats (liking them too much)
treaty / tree tea
look it up / lick it up
worked / war kid
love / loathe
season / sees in / ceasin'
granite / granted
jail / gel
still miss her / steal,steel-misser
porcelain / poor ceiling / pour sealing
recommend / ray, re-command
pouring / pulling
rain / wren
chains / change
well this is exciting / will this is exiting
sleep okay / slip a k (ketamine?)
serious eats / cereal seats
buggers / boogers
life catalog / wife cut a log
which piece / witch peace
return / writ earn
get to see / get a sea (crying?)
Palestinian / pal a stint e in
stop / stomp
declassify / decalcify
potential / potent shell
asshole / a soul / as sole (one)
common / calming / come in
mom / man (accent)
dad / dead
saving / shaving
bull / bowl
sh*t / shift
hot, heart headed
bat / back (I'll take that...)
false alarm me / full,for salami
red / read
mourn / more in / morning
bombard / bum bird (bird poop?)
When you're here / win your hair, hayer (horse race?)
emergency / emergent sea
Tuesday / to stay
feet / fight / fate
myself / mice elf (Keebler?)
studying / s todaying
faith / face
Babylon / babble on
crumbling / car and bling
it's too long / ass to lung
stinks / steaks
American / a merry, Mary can, kin
18 / a team / a teen
empty bowl / end table
ant / it
need / knead
indeed / inn deed
not / knot / naught
water / wall tear / Walter
too if you want / two if you one, won (peace?)
hornets / whore nest
clothes / close
shit / sit
bitch / bits / beach
news / noose
asshole / a soul
ice / eyes / ah yes / a yeast
drink / jerk
sporting goods / spurting gods
Firefox / for your f*cks, fax
soap / soup
you deserve listening / you'd ease of less sinning / your daze of lessening
what / wet / wit / white
what is this called / wet as this cold
fire / for your / foyer
seriously / (without the s's) ear you lie
what haven't I seen / want having a scene
diamond eye / die men die
silly / selling / Sally
preparing / prep a ring
bumped into each other / bunt into a child there
mayonnaisse / man aids, A's / Manny's / man ease
sewer / zooer
I'm calling the police / uncle and, uncool in the place
harm us / harness
harness it / hard as it / artisan / art is it / horny sit
should be able / shed be a bull
unbearably / ember a bully
completion / calm plate shin / can't place you in
been sleeping / Ben slipping
entymology / at the mall a g
no matter what your age / new mutter wet your reach
bowl / bowel
look up / low cup / lick up / lay cop
vacuuming / vat cumen
Solomon / sorrow man / soul amen / saw a man
slam dunk / selling 'em duck
hours / ours
provided / provide dead / prove it dead
sleep okay / slip her K (ketamine)
drinking / drain king, kin
the cross / thick raws / the crawls
for me / firm e (ecstasy)
overdone / over dumb
Fox News / faux noose (tie?)
giving excellent advice / give in excellent at vice
book / buck / bulk
bhere's Dad? / worse dead
lines / lions / lie ins
wrist / rest
above the nose / a butt the noose / about the knows
saliva / so lie VA (Virginia, virgin yeah)
walls / woahs
muse / me use / me yous
blanket / Blaine kit
computer / cum putter
cannabis / care now base
windows / when doze
upper corner / appear coroner
nuke 'em / new come
pit / pet
land fills / lamb feels
book / buck / bulk
calling the please / condom to please
Can I come in? K knock em in?
hone your skills / home yours kills
believe in yourself / be leaving yourself
running / ruining / run e
brain / be rain / beer reign
ice cream / eye screen / eyes green
butter / bitter / beter
skull / sss call
diversion / die version
taKING a WALLk, king of the hill
clearly / Claire-Lee
have fun doll / ha fondle
windows / when doze
planet / plan it
press play now / pus ply new
mopey / moo pee (milk???)
IM you, I am you
marijuana / mirror woah now
first lady / thist waity
ledge / leds
who needs / ho knees
hefty / have tea
coin / co-in
massacre / mass occur
acid / a sad
pencil / pin sell
bell / bill / bull
devil / 'd' evil
funny / phony / four, for knee
latch / lats / last / lacks
pull / pool / pole
sleep / slip
joke / juke
past time / Pat's dime
corpses / carp-sizz
the issues / the chews
there / the heir, air
bite / buy it / bit / beat
ox / axe
pay attention / PA a tension
saves us energy / saves a synergy, sin orgy
scythe / safe
profound / pro-fund
headstrong / heed strung
alfredo / afraid dough, doe
sleep stop / steep slop
tired eyes / tire dies
dynamite / dine I might
fetal / feed all
blech (yuck) longs / black lungs
placenta / play center
weekend / wiccan
strength and weakness / strain-thin week-ness
orgasm / our chasm
pace / peace / Pete's
crush on the first / crash on the thirst
call me / cull me / caw me / coming
meats good / meets god / mates good
license and registration / lie sense and Reggie stray shin
taking a hit/hint "cough cough"
non-irritating / nun ear a teeting (cigarette/alternative instead of acting out intuitively)
taking / tea a king
backbone / bad bone
Pat come in / pack 'em, Em in / pick amen
crunchy / crotch chi
dressed / jest
cattle / cat hole / cow toll
force it down / farce it done / "face-it" dome
appalled by actions / appled by ash-ins
Santa sledder / sand toe-slider
discard / de-scarred
lottery / (a)lot eyrie
losing / Lucy in / Lou-seen, scene
crypt / crept / script
Russian / rushing
warning / war inning
clouds / clouts / clots / Klaus
Thank you guys so much / Think you're gay so much
Aladin / all addin'
pan it / pen it / payin' it / peanut / pain it
Not about that life / nut about that lie
pull / pearl
not even / naughty Vin
if only / a phone lay
talk / toke / tuck
armed (trees?)
father figure / fatter figure
Safe and secure / safe insecure
breathing patterns, birthing patters
disco voice / this cold vice
smoke from a chimney / smack form ache in me / smock foam my kin me
waiting / wading
what's up / wood's "uh!" / want some
What are your sources? / Water your sore says
symbols / some balls
spine / spy-in
sand / send
random / rain dumb
math / meth / myth
the good came first / the good cane thirst
brings in / bring sin
I'd hate to be you / I date to be you
de-scratching the skin / discouraging these kin
had sex / head sacks, six
White Christmas / wet cris mass / wet crust mess
life on Mars / lie fun mo' S.S. (moss is green and sort of like cannabis)
want, one "t" (the cross)
moderna / my doorknob
secretive / secret if
gonna lose / gun a loose
publicly / pubic lie
I'm ugly / eye mugly
a cane, arcane / okay-in
flirting, farting alone (ignoring your a**)
better in time / bitter in tie
What good is pretty? / wet god is petty
squirrel / score a hole / square a ho
finding your center / finding you Santa
excuses / sex, six uses
dollar / dealer (they are good for the status quo)
crystal / curse still
going / growing (outside?)
summer / simmer / some more
any better / innie, in E bitter
my space / mice pace
huh / ha
fuck / fork
however / ho lever
say / see
eggs, aches / eggsacks
holding hair, hare (slow down)
slithering sin / sly the reason / still the reason
I feel / 1 "f" eel
heeded / he did
deciding / decoding
don't worry / don't wear e
shiny / shy knee
shepherd / she purred / sheep herd
all is well / awe as well
sinking in your claws/ siccing, sicking in your clause / sickening in your clothes
veil / vail (deer-hunting is common, dare-haunting is calming)
I can not sleep right now / I can nazi-lip, leap right now
uncle and the police / place / please
meth, myth (the water is shiny, the myth is we originated from Europe)(your rope, we were "brought back alive")
hating myself / hating mice elf (Keebler crackers)
Paris Hilton / parasail a ton / purse hit on
pitch it to me / peach it two me (no core)
no hair / no where / now where
memories / mammories
get your money's, mummie's worth / gut your mommy's worth
rob the pyramid / rub the purr all mid
awkward hand, hard
talk, take me down / tack me done, meat on
stupid / stop I.D. / stoop-id
chord / cord / curd
proceed / precede
intention / intense sun / attention
read on / red one / redone
tug boat / tag butt
curious / cure yes
taking / tea king
de-scratching the skin / discouraging these kin
don't get less / "don't get"-less / don't, get less, Lyss
dust balls / D.A.S.T. bowls (drug abuse screening test)
drooling / drool in
crime drama / crum germer / karma drummer
dreams and nightmares / genes and neighbors
what is sleep? / wet is slip / wood is leap
mister / mint stir (bowls of Salvia (hallucinogen in mint family), bulls of saliva (teeth brushing))
singing / sinning
foreign / for in / four n
clam chowder / clench odor / clan chatter
kicking and screaming / kick,cake again's creaming
temping / tempting
steps / stamps
maid / made
chat / cheat (tests?)
please / pleas
letters are drugs / liters are jugs
forest / for rest
acid bath / a kid bat
guillotine / gay a teen
calling the police their right / cold in the place they write
higher than average / hear the knave rage
too, two picky
seeing / see in
whisper / wet spur
peaches / pit cheese / pitches
disco voice / this cold vice
mingle / mm in go
help I can't breathe / hell pie can't breed
mango / I'm ungo
butt hole / butt whole / bottle / battle
good ripples / god really pulls / get rail-poles
retards / writ arts
however / ho lever
what's,wit's,wet's going on
assassins / ask asians / a sass sins / as seasons
Jesus help may / jizz-is-help me
nothing to sea, see here
sea horse / si (yes in Spanish) hearse
Pompeii / palm pee,pay
dulcimer / die some more / doll simmer
coffin / cough in / cull, call, cool fin
the man, the mystery / them in, the miss tree
ass hole / a soul
triceps / try sips, 'sups, sit ups
hit / hint
coming over / combing over
groups / gropes / grips
wig not / wing nut
premise / promise
wizards hat / wizz it's hot
raven / revvin' / ravin'
perfection / profession
revvin' / re:win
taking a hit / hint
leaders or the kids / liters are the kiss
death is walking to you / def is working to you
cancelling your plans / can't sell any your plants
detached / debt ached
generic / Gen Eric / Gina wreck / giant erect / join Iraq
mister / mint stir,steer
this pie is unreal / the spy a sun-rail, arson reel
feels good / fees good
seawater / see wet air / say what heir
hiding / hitting / high dang
saliva heals it / salvia hell sit
mindfreak / mine reek / Manrick
comets / comments
rhynos / Ryan nose / rain owes / rye knows / Ry Ann knows
whiplash / whipe last
speech / s pitch
hidden / hit den / hedon
magic / my jerk / ma(h) Jake
walking / wall king
happy the way it is / hop in the why I tease
laughter / lifter
real piece of something / real pizza, some thin / really piss off something
toxins / talk,toke sins / talks in's (sss, easy with butt, convincing with pot (flowers, followers))
baby / barbie / barb-y
worry / warry / wary
neighbor (nine beer, knee bar, nibber (nibble)(ribber, rubber)
honey / hone knee / who need
we need action / weed action
all righty / all ready
harm us / harness / hmm us
condors / calm doors
still, steal quiet
steel quite
clothing / clotting
pee doo / ped oo (oooh) / pet aw / pen all
white-out / wait out
peace among us / peace I'm young ass (two, oral)
harness it / hard as it / artisan / art is it / horny sit
May stories, my stories / mysteries / masteries
my dog ate my homework / my dog ain't my homework
Emily and Patty / I'm a lean patty, pad e
thanks / the ankhs
wizards hat / whiz it's hot
alive / a lie
woah weird / wow word / well wood
impediment / in ped,bed, I meant, a mint, eye mit, um it, IM it
etc. / eat e/tea see/si
first / thirst
knuckles / night calls / nickels
getting high truly hot, hurt / Get in; I truly hurt. / gating eye tour lie-hunt
diving / die vain / divvying / die with whying, wine, win
sheriff / share ref
in a pack / and a peck
big ass / buy gas / bi guess
simple plan / cymbal plane (crush, crash)
land fills / lamb feels
of(f) course
smoking hot / smirk in hat
bull / bowl
shift / shit
Delilah / dill isle ah (learning, geographically on bodies, sour, delish US)
hey / hay (cigarettes are like hay, speaking about speaking is the issue, we like to remember the horse as a tough valiant animal rather than the cow we obsess about)
cabinet / cub-net / cob night / cup, cop in it
the cross / thick raws / the craws
can you not / kid you not
addiction / a dick(s) shin, in
creepy / crappy
pleasures of oats / pressures of oaths
lively / lie flee
chute, shoot
declassify / decalcify / dick ass I fly, if I
daze / days
trumpets / true and pets / drum pits
beauty in battle / few ty (t.y. = thank you) and fat, tall
surreal / serial / cereal
acid / ass-ID (talking about serious things)
winner take all / weiner tickle
yo duh / you, duh / your dad
reading my person / red and my puss on, piss on
I love it when she runs / ill of it, win Sharons
four more years / for more years
carambola / care and bowla
hate / hit / heat ("Hey tit eat")
lessons / less sins / lessens
not thinking / not thicking,the king
can't sleep / cut slip
parties / part-ies
I like what you're standing for, I like whey you're standing four (cows) (two heads are better than one, breasts)
the cross / thick raws / the crawls, craws (crawdads, God the father)
look up / low cup / lick op / lay cop
Schutzstaffel (the Nazis) - shoot staff all, shoot stuff aw, shoots,chutes to fall
nazis / not seize (staff?) / nut seas / naught sees
signature / sit in a chair
quiet / quite / k why it
number / non-bur,brr / no bear
liver / leave her / lever
actualize / actual lies
serious issues / sear yes eh shoes (no soul)
figure out / fag you're out (fig, purple + royalty, out of control)
persist / purr sis / purse ist
oh owe (learning and deserving)
gauntlets / go in toilets
so is / show is, us
please let me go / police let me go
algaes / aw geez / orgies / I'll j*zz / owl genes / ow jeans
It's not an option / Is snot an option
mouth for, fur / myth far
heart / hurt / hot / hut / hat
periods / peer, pair, purr, peer-y IDs
pouring cups / porn and cops
stop it / stab it
putting two and two together / pudding too into to gather
hi, pathetic call / high pathetic all
got away / god a way
inside / in-sighed
bud lore / butt lower
music and pleasure / more sick and pull share / moo seek and play sheer
spend it all / spin it awe
New Zealand / no Z land / nosie lend
some day / Sunday
still going / steel go in
person A / purse on a / persona
person B / purse un-be
forming / foaming
closet / clause it / claw-sit / close it
dicks by their homes / dick spy they're homos
watch what you're doing / wash what you're dooing, dueing
rob blind / rub blonde
gate / gay ET (hop(e) it)
dynamite / die no might
power crystals / powder, crystals
asshole / a soul
know better / new bitter
pyramids / peer amidst / pure o' meds
happy the way it is / hop in the why I tease
h equals / a chi quells
institute / in's to toot
color, culler (cull means kill)
inch / itch
douche / deuce
calling / cooling / culling
salt / saw it / sought
Los Angeles / lost and jealous / lust end gel us
ketamine / cat I mean, I'm in
afro / eye for (an eye for an eye)
symbols / sin balls
smoke / smell k- burning the nose (dragons / drag-ins)
money / morning / more nay
I think I got 'em all / I'm thick and got a mole
porno / pour new / poor now
shutters with light shining through / shouters with leet shining throw
ceremony / say I'm moaning, money
noise / 'noids (paranoid)
turkey / two okay / toke e
sentinel / sent an eel
current sea / currency
It's sad I have to ask / It said that I have to, ass / It said that I have two ass (thinking, hand on chin)
tree king / chi kin / cheeking
lip straw / lips raw / leap strong
mimes / memes (mocking the unspoken)
people never change / pee-pole knife or chains
watching Fox News / washy fu** snooze
worship word / war-ship award
delight / the light
send / zen / sin / sinned / sand / 'sent (absent)
homie / hold me / holed me
arachnids / Iraq needs / a rack knees / erect Neds
porn, purring, pouring doesn't feel good
eye-full / a fall / Eiffel
blech longs (need socks, knee socks) / black lungs / bulk lunge
given / give in
message me please / ma "sitch" (situation), my police
weight loss / white laws / wheat last
delight / the light
drowning / droning / journ'ing (journaling)
Pringles / plain girls / porn gulls (see / sea)
flash / flesh
apes / eeps / EPs
water / wadder / what-er / wall there
h edging / hedging / head gin
(in your own) words / woods / worlds
hidden / hit den / hedon
clock / clonk / clunk
tomb many / too mini
wears all the water / Where is "Al" the waiter
so sold / SOS old / so soiled
cabinet / cub-net / cob night
ass water / a sweater
letters / litres / litters / lighters
appeal / uphill
thinking throughout the day / thinking "throw out the day" / thick in throw out the d (being tough with sports)
do / due / dew
fat face / "f" at face / eff it phase / e-fit phase
learning / leaning
happy the way it is / hop in the why I tease
shocked me / show kid me / shoe keyed me / she OK'ed me
wet / what
taken out of context / talking out of contest / talking out of c*nt isn't
walk into the ground / walking to the ground
done / dumb
sensitive teet, teeth (used to eat)
you're an / urine / you run
procrastination / progress, pro-grass tea nation (thinking "America's got lawns")
uncomfortable / un-come fartable / on cum forgettable
still doing it / steal doo, due in it
dig more / dick ma
myths and legends / mist and ledge ends (waterfalls)
drugs are alive / jugs are a lie
speed dial / speed deal / sped Dale
host flies / heist files
easy way out / esse weigh-out
pus tick in / poo stinking
inside view / inside of you
checking out a pay, page, Paige / trucking, chucking out a pig / chalking out a PG (censorship and school)
choke / chalk
somewhat a myth / son, what a miss
bad stern / back's turned
drinking their limb / jerk on their limp (laughing)
silence / science
sup / soap
working / war king
Romeo vert rip / run me over trip, Trip
feet together / fit too gay there
banging a drum set / begging a drone sit / backing a drone set
poke / puke
God touches me / good touchés me
joy ride / juried / jewel-eyed
dog chute(shit) some / Doug shoots 'em
redundance / redone dance / red one, redone dents
tug boat / tag butt
yip / yup (sleigh,slay dogs, the cold truth)
Alaska / I'll ask her,uh?
more clothes / mourn close
plain and simple / playing a cymbal
bad / bed
What are your sources? / Water your sore says
amen / aimin'
Asian / age in / a gin (in or Ann , a Jen or gen)
smaller / smell her (Mary J also known as cannabis)
first born / first bum / thirst bum, bomb
cleanse / see lens
's hair cut / sheer cat / share cot
on crust / uncrossed
can / kin
same yells / Samuel's
funny / phony
potatos / pot ate o's
effect / a fact / affect
I'm dressed / undressed
boy scouts / buoy scotch (sharks)
attention / a tension
squirt-cleaning / circling
London / lendin' / long, lung dung
hearing / hereing / he reign
word with spaces / weird with spices
accept this company / except this cum pinny
condoms / calling dumbs
bookworm / boo core mm
all evil / A.I. e-ville
What is an SOS? / What is an S? Oh, S / wet as an ass OS
write it / right it (on facebook)(tv's)
Dole / doll / dull
walking / working
I cannot say no / I cannot see now / I can nazi now
discussed / disgust / this gust
parcheesi / porch easy
help / hemp / hip
whole-ly accurate / holy a crate
sewer / suer / so where
gator / gay tour
ceiling/selling/silling/saline/seal in
in the clothes, deception / in the closed erection / end the close d session
raisins / reasons / raise sins
I'm shootin at em / a machine dad um / I'm shittin all them
mouse / moose / mousse / mush
jewelry / drool our e
bagel / beagle ("inside view")
the race is on / the "raise a son" / the raze a sun
enemies of the heir / animals of the air
Poe, poo
fidelity / Fido light-tea / fatality / feet-eel-a d (long feet, HD)
cunning too fast / calming too fast, fat
you need more time / uni-ed mortem / you knead more tum / yo Ned more Tom / you need mourn time
occupy / octopi
no escape / Noah's cape
Possession / possess in
Animal inside / any male/mail (or mal = bad) inside
Insider / inside 'er / in cider / inside air
survey / so very
radar / raid our / reader / ray door
endoresement / indoors mint
later,lighter / laid our / leader / lie door
not now, nut no
Hi may I take your order please / high may I take your odor police, or the police
diaper / dipper
dialogue / die a log
clitoris / glitters
Order now / Odor no or new
race war / rice wear (post-it notes)
wet poop / what pop (did you hear, here, that)
doing time / dude in time / doo-ing tie
for burning/ for birdie/ fur Bernie/ far Barney
with a hyphen / w.t.h. (what the hell) a high fan, fin
a knee unmerry / a neon Maury
oar officially / orifice ally
cavities / calf a tease (taser)
plain/plane
no sins / nose-inch / new signs
key pits / skeet piss / escapist
Disney / da schnee (snow in German)
wet croc (what crack)
wordy / woody
lighten the mood / lie-den the move
head-rush / had rust / head rest
etcetera / it's a terror / it's a tera (land) / ET sitter ah
oh really / orally
perpetual / per pitch you all
mail/male/meal/mill
dawn / done / down / don
break / brick / be Rick / be a rake
Christianity / Cristy Anna tea / Christy and a tea (bold,blood red, read)
pair annoyed / paranoid
sh*t in class, shooting glass
protected by the law / protected bi the low / predicted by the Lou
Conan / goin' in
sunshine / son shy in
signals to god / singles, singers too good
frick off / freak off / free cough
has been opened / house band dope in
raped in the mouth / wrapped in the moth (moth balls) / ripped in the meth, math
alone / a loan / uh, loon
all on me / omni
gray lion / gay line
buying, byeing, bullying
escaping / ass-capping
tree / tray / 'tery
mist / missed
sap / soap (crying)
opera (tea in system)
youngling / yuengling / you 'n' gelling
ink, ick, eek
hair / hare
non irritating / now irritating / nun ear a teeting
first born / first bum
molding / mow dean / more din (Nair, mold + hair)
procrastination / progress tea nation
pan it / pen it / payin' it / peanut / pain it
drugs are alive / jugs are a lie
I'm dressed / undressed
appalled by actions / appled by ash-ins
pulling back / Paul in back / pole and bat
watching Fox News / washing fu** snooze
silence / science
myths and legends / mist and ledge ends (everything is water) (waterfalls)
somewhat a myth / son, what a miss
pouring cups / porn and cops
powerful / powder full / power fall
silence / science
shots, scars / SH Oscar's
blowing lines / bullying lines or lies
in there for a while / in there for a why all
hate / hit / heat "Hey tit eat"
strength and weakness / strain-thin week-ness
Samuel's / Sam yells (stealing)
joy ride / juried / your reed, read / you're eyed (paranoia)
B-ing to hop less / being too hopeless
gone fishing / gun fishing, fisting
What is an SOS? / What is an S? Oh, S / wet as an ass OS
serious issues / sear yes eh shoes (no soul)
comment-teary / commentary
still need elixir / still need a lick sir?
apathy / a path e (AE- American Eagle)
pat skin / Pat's skin/kin
depth and poising / death and poison
royalty / royal tea
facts of life / fast off lief
It's already been given / It's already been 'give in'
rewards / re-words / re: words
redundance / redone dance / red one dents (shots, scars) / redone dents
waffle fries / wah-Phil freeze
insider / inside 'er / in cider / inside air
powerful purfle purple
hold me / holed me
condoms / con dumbs (babies aren't stupid)
jewelry / drool our e
underwear / under where
forming / foaming
ketamine / kit I mean(obsessed over equipment)
lick / like
diversion / die version
force it down / farce it done / "face-it" dome
it's already been given / it's already been 'give in'
already been / a red e-bin (seringe/usb)
thanks / tanks
all the cause / awl,owl (hoo, who) the cars / aw the calls
words / wards / awards
robbing blind / rubbing blonde
What are your sources? / water, your sore says(sizz)
God touches me / Good touchés me
dog chute(shit) some / Doug shoots 'em
feet together, fit to gather
host flies / heist files
easy way out / esse weigh-out
age gap / a g ape / a grape
Going to Wendy's / gone two, win daze
you're an / urine / you run
sensitive teet/teeth
being a father figure / being a fatter figure
I'm losing you here / I'm loosing your hair
appeal / uphill
excitement / exit mint
fisher / fissure
meats good / meets God / mates good
a fiction / affliction
hear (or here, like mouth) the crackle, crack all
counseling / coin ceiling, selling
sombreros / sun barrels / somber rose / some beer o's
4chan.com / fortune to come
use it / you sit
beware / be where
you're welcome / yours will come
letters are drugs, litters are jugs, later sour jogs
a pill / a bill (a baby, a language)
go to bed, goat-tubed (milk)
fascination, fats in a-shin
em, 'im, I.M. (instant message), him
me, mean, meme, Mim (Mimi)
uncle, uncool
Santa Claus / sent all claws / sinned all class
presents / presence / presents
itself, it's elf
a whisper is enough , a whisker is a nut
stalking / stall king / stole keen
the man, the mystery / them in, the miss, tree the men,min , the misery (t, tea)
mastermind / mystery mine
arak / Iraq / a rack
sighing / cigging, sigging (cigarettes, signatures)
manner, mana
so delicate / sod I lick it
fast / feast
waiter / water
fire, fair, fear
taking / ticking
whipping reindeer / wiping rain deer (worms look like the brain)
dolphins / doll things (sex robots, smartest animals)
uncool piss / I'm cool pass
crutches, crotches
mustard / must turd
cheese / "chi"s
b n / be, bee in / B in
marijuana / more I want her / murder wanna
getting high / getting "hi"
beginning / baconing
you deserve listening / you de-serve less sinning / your daze of lessening
what / wet / wit / white / want
wat derp , wet drip
what is this called / wheat as this cod / wet as this cold / wed is the scald
bumped into each other / bunt into a child there
sinning / signing / seating
tigers growl / Tigger's girl
Allah / all ah
and thick / end tick / antic
hourglass / our glass
nasty gate / nice to get / NOS to guy-it
peace / piece
wife / life
check / chick
receiver / re-sever
characters / char richters (volcanos)
god of fire/ good off fear/ got a fairy (lightning bugs)
trying to find something to watch / trying to fine something to watts
the first fall / the thirst fault
for crib hangers / far cry bangers
the bell is sonic / the bill is on neck / the bull is on, ick
lust/lost/loused
talking shit, taking shit
feeds the tail / fuse the tile / fease the teal
pool water / pole waiter
algae, all gay
left / lift
cursed / kushed
sorry / soury / so rye
drunk goggles / junk Googles
deadly / Daddly
dark/dock bread/bred
marble / more bull
random / rain dumb
Atlas / at last
country, cut tree
should have said no / shit halve sad now / show Dave Sid new / shed off side note
the essence of silence / the accents of stylants
thank / tank
bathroom / backroom
two crosses, two crusts (on at the top and one at the core) , two crushes
America / merry K
her smile / hearse mile / horse mill / her smell
skit / skeet
Please play this song on the radio / Police play this song on the radio
compassionate / cum passionate
suicide / sue inside
thanks for / thanks full
speak to me / spic to me
falling to Mexico, mass eco, mat's ego / failing to Maxi-co / filling two, mass e code
well/will/wheel
cum/comb
take off your clothes for the sun / take off; you're closed for the son
prayers / preyers
sniper / snipper
know best / no best / new bets/be(a)st
toes / twos
fevers / favors
shoplifting / chop lifting / shop lefting (cars)
I'm a pig / I map ego / I.M. a peek
fills up / feels up
"Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? / Our you small or thin a fist greater
dictionary / dicks unairy, in Erie
owing / Owen / own
please / police
teal / teel / til
toothing / toe thing
teeting, tea eating
still possible / steal plausible
no privacy / no private see
S is like a snake / ass is like a snack
in denial / in Daniel
seeing your hair / seeing you here
search warrant / surge want (bacon)
oar officially / orifice ally
being wordy / being Woody
What good is pretty? / Wet god is petty
moderna / my doorknob
Egypt / E-jipped
burning cities / burning CDs
swat the fly / sweat the filet
professional / pro: fess on all
caring / carrying
not the other/nut the odder, otter
border patrol / bird on patrone
come to daddy / calm to diddy
opera / o purr a / a peril / appeara / all-peera, para, paira / ah bra / op era
next please / necks please
shot in the "jug" you were / shuttin the jaw you where / shout in the jail you wear
daddy / dead-y / did e
hymen / hi man / high men
this is un-nautical, naughty call / "the" is an article / thesis sin arty call
trance / trench / treats / turrets, tourrettes / tricks
worship creation / worse shape christian
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again / If at thirst you don't suck seed, try, try a gun
king of all media / kins of aw meat eata
It's what I'm thinking about / It's wet I'm thanking a boot
long necks / lung nest
some one run me over with a car / sum-win ruin me older why thicker / summon rummy odor with a caw
goulashes / goo lashes
to cross / to crash / two-crust
new life / no life
tick / tyke / TY K E (raves)
k holes / key-holds / key hose
thinking about someone else / thanking a butt, someone ass / thick in a bit someone nice
alphabet / all fab it / aw fib it
sinking / scene keen
hallucination / how loose a nation
a pole, a Paul, a pull, a pool
gas pedal
gay sped all
whispering / wet spurring / whiz pouring
scream more / screen Mo / screamo (a pseudo-genre)
looking / I.O.U. kin(g)
Barry / bury / berry
just saying / jest sane
spooky / spokey
facebook / first bike
in-wardly / in would Lee
there you are / the air you are
ebola / a bowler / a bowl a / ab lower
copy / croppy / crappy
sit / shh hit
crying / crane
making a bomb / mocking a bum / marking ab om / 'mirking album
down for the count / done for the cut
high risk / higher wrist / iris k
ramble / ran bull / re: in bowl
I am the Earth / IM the big e art h(chair)(you are) / aim the big art / I'm the boggart
a leap, e-lisp, e-clips, a glimpse
forehead / for head / fire red
silly / selling / sally
posturepedic / p "oh" stare PE-dick / poster pee dick / post repeated
sporting goods / spurting gods / spare tea-ing ghost / spore tin goods
Life's just death / wifes gist F / lies jest def
def and / defend / diff-end / die fiend
corncob pipe / car in cop peep
plans / plants
holy / whole-ly / hallway / how late
palm tree / Pam tray
shit / shift / sheet / shh eat
taking it from god / toking it from goat
Christmas / cross miss,mess / crawls mits / culls meets / calls meats / culls me at s (ssss)
(S. nake, S. nack)
pity walk / pet-y whack / pitty wall / party work / pretty wick / petty week / peddy weak
leaves and wind / lease send-when'd
water demon, wait a day man / whiter Dam-on / wit heir Damon
rushing / rosing / real sin / row-sing / role-seeing
you go / yo goo
meeting/meating half way up (fury / furry / fairy)(butter / better / baiter / bit earn)
dumb bee a-pushy / don't be, a push e
calling the police / cool in the place / cow in the plays
compilation / come play sin / can pull a sin / completion
Florida / fluoride
do the math / due the meth / doo the myth (women?)
sarcasm / sour chasm
last words / lost weds / lust woods
Mordecai / more to guy
fall nice / fullness / fool niece
grace / grease
no privacy / no private see
S is like a snake / ass is like a snack
in denial / in Daniel
log in / Logan
seeing your hair / seeing you here
search warrant / surge want (bacon)
father and mother / falled (failed) her end mutter [girls and farts?]
oar officially / orifice ally
not getting enough / not get in enough
being wordy / being Woody
What good is pretty? / Wet god is petty
moderna / my doorknob
Egypt / E-jipped
burning cities / burning CDs
swat the fly / sweat the filet
professional / pro: fess on all
wormy butts / womby bunts
boys and girls / poison girls
non irritating / now irritating / nun ear a teeting
first born / first bum
molding / mow dean / mo' din
procrastination / progress tea nation
pan it / pen it / payin' it / peanut / pain it
drugs are alive / jugs are a lie
I'm dressed / undressed
appalled by actions / appled by ash-ins
pulling back / Paul in back / pole and bat
watching Fox News / washing fu** snooze
silence / science
myths and legends / mist and ledge ends (everything is water) (waterfalls)
somewhat a myth / son, what a miss
pouring cups / porn and cops
powerful / powder full / power fall
database / da-da pace
laid around / later round
silence / science
cold air / cool dare
clam chowder / clench odor / clan chatter
shots, scars / SH Oscar's
blowing lines / bullying lines or lies
in there for a while / in there for a why all
hate / hit / heat "Hey tit eat"
strength and weakness / strain-thin week-ness
powerful purfle purple
pearl / peril
disease / da z's
sinking / siccing
hold me / holed me
condoms / con dumbs (babies aren't stupid)
jewelry / drool our e
forming / foaming
ketamine / kit I mean(obsessed over equipment)
lick / like
diversion / die version
munchies/much ease
there / the air
Eden / e-den
EA teen / eatin
it's in the game / its sin the gay mmm
facebook is a game about real life / phase bark is gain, a boat real life (the water like a guitar effect, bark like the

outside of the boat)

force it down / farce it done / "face-it" dome
it's already been given / it's already been 'give in'
already been / a red e-bin (seringe/usb)
words / wards / awards
robbing blind / rubbing blonde
What are your sources? / water, your sore says(sizz)
God touches me / Good touchés me
dog chute(shit) some / Doug shoots 'em
host flies / heist files
buying time / bi in-time
easy way out / esse weigh-out
age gap / a g ape / a grape
Going to Wendy's / gone two, win daze
you're an / urine / you run
"its stings!" / "its stinks!" / "its teens!"
sensitive teet/teeth
I'm losing you here / I'm loosing your hair
appeal / uphill
tenders / ten days
tree / tray / 'tery
gardens / guard ins / good ends
not walking / nut whacking
horse / hearse
preparing to die / prep a ring today / pre-pairing 2D
pardon / par done / pair done
sap / soap (crying)
opera (tea in system)
forgot delete, forget the light
Isis / ices / iSis
youngling / yuengling / you 'n' gelling
order now / odor no, new
my shoulder is killing me / my show dares killing me
tomb many / too mini
which piece / witch peace
Do what makes you happy / Do wet makes you happy
Samuel's / Sam yells (stealing)
joy ride / juried / your reed, read / you're eyed (paranoia)
B-ing to hop less / being too hopeless
gone fishing / gun fishing, fisting
What is an SOS? / What is an S? Oh, S / wet as an ass OS
serious issues / sear yes eh shoes (no soul)
comment-teary / commentary
still need elixir / still need a lick sir?
apathy / a path e (AE- American Eagle)
pat skin / Pat's skin/kin
depth and poising / death and poison
royalty / royal tea
facts of life / fast off lief
It's already been given / It's already been 'give in'
rewards / re-words / re: words
redundance / redone dance / red one dents (shots, scars) / redone dents
waffle fries / wah-Phil freeze
insider / inside 'er / in cider / inside air
fiber / fibber
germs / gems
fury, furry
ast words / lost weds / lust woods
spine, spying, spider, spy dare
pervert, purr vert
the parrot / pay-right / pal-right / power it
already been / a red e-bin (seringe/usb)
discussed / disgust
moaning,mooning
set into me, setting to me
raptor, rape tour
going to Wendy's / "gong too one day"'s / gone to, win daze / going to win A's
A.S..... L. Oh, L
compilation / come play sin / can pull a sin / completion
Florida / fluoride
sarcasm / sour chasm

in there for a while, why all

rebels / re: bulls

a way of life, and (end) away of life

wat derp, wet drip

copius amounts / copy us amounts

commentary / comment teary

come out and see it, say it (sunshine, truth)

hacking / a keen,kin

writing a Will (people getting tattoos)
thinking about your possessions but not your chances

Keep your chin up... Get rid of your chin down.

North Pole / noire the pull (crime drama / crum germer / karma drummer)

the Great Depression / the grape depression
smell your open pack / small your open puck / small you're hopin' (peek) / smell your rope in-peak
not your guy (not the president), not you're gay (nut the precedent)
furry moth / fury mouth
warts / words
Einstein / iStein (apple) / eyes teen / iced in [Adam and Eve?]
Crest / crust (desert)
pad earns, patterns
puzzled man / pull sled main / palsied mean
speak / spike of the devil / speed cough the dead ville
a meaning, up, meaning, uh-meanie
looking as / looking ass
wet / wit
display / diss play
sharp / shop / chop
salt / soot
late nights / latte nights
clearly / killerly
shit opinions / shh it open yens / "Y"(why)-ins
a thread of hope / a threat of hop
clamp pearl / clap Earl (early?) / clip air hole
it's not working, his snot working
What are you trying to say? / Wet are you trying to sea?
tooth, truth
non-point / noon pint / nun pent
slime , s lie me
quiet / quite / k why it
ear / air
I may come in / I'm a coming / I'm acorning / IM incoming / iMalcom in
con-grass man
false alarm / farce a lamb / follows along
master mind / mystery mine
false alarm / farce a lamb / follows along
right on the table, ripe on the tingle
look at it funny, look at it phony
E.T. (calling god, going for an inspection, fruition)
day-gods, day jobs
age gap / a G ape / a grape
timebombs / Tim bums
Four Year Strong / far you're strung
Enemy of the World / anime of the wood
It's not weird to be dead / It's not weed to be dad / Snot wad Toby did
ents / ants
awful / all fall
back-up / back up
you and I / UN die / you end I
cough-in / cull fin / coffin
I'm Francesca / um friend cheese ska / I'm Frenchish CA
Taking Back Sunday / take it back someday
putting you first / pudding you first / put in you first
first / thirst
that's so cheap / that's a sheep / the sole chip / the ass saw chimp
doll houses / dole hoses
an ice pack / a nice pack
What are you talking about / What: Our you. Tall king a bout
seeing three guys / sane tree gas
I don't think I'm high man / eye don't thank my hymen
diving / die vain, villain
you need more time / uni-ed mortem / you knead more tum / yo Ned more Tom / you need mourn time
sipping from a cup / sleeping from a cop
yesteryears / yes to years / yes two years
pamphlet, pan flip
Ralph Cosentino / roof consent e no
putting you first / pudding you first / put in you first
sipping from a cup / sleeping from a cop
yesteryears / yes to years / yes two years
booty-ful bodies / beautiful buddies / boo-tea for baldies
It doesn't do anything / It doesn't "due" anything / It doesn't do in a thing / It doesn't doo (poop) and a thin

Still need elixir / Still need a lick, sir? steal Ned a lesser
devil / Elvi(d)s (defense, an issue)

church camp / crutch cum pee

----similar----

therapist / the rapist

gauntlet / go in toilet

faith / fate

nice / knife

boo-booze

psychics,sidekicks are deadly (wrong)
down to heaven (relativity)

waiting clouds / weighty clowns

wrist, risk factors

testicles / test ink less / Tess tickles

flesh / fetish / first / fresh

indeed / in deed

be you, yo

crystal meth, myth (the water is shiny, the myth is we originated from Europe)(your rope, we were brought back alive)

Keep your chin up, and get rid of your chin down.

a waste of breath, a wealth of breast

fur, coat, skin | money/wet | juice, Jews | gas showers | rash, rashes

"defense against gravity" d.a.g. air / dagger

D is paper/wet (defending the good "contents" of the J)

stay awake / stay away

air in, air out / Aryan, a riot

woe, freaky shift / woah, freaky sh*t

mime , m|m (the finger) (saying what you gotta say?)

the afterlife is after death

above the middle / a dove the metal

higher than average / hear the knave rage

word with spaces / weird with spices

Tuesday / choose day

living in the woods / leaving and the weeds

silence / sssss eye-lids

A grape beginning is like a nipple

pu**y (fur the kill)

repealed / re-peeled

last name / salt mane / lust aimin / lost a man

space mint / 's basement

computer / dumpster

be cold/gold to it / be called gold to it

A grape beginning looks like a nipple

dogs "hah, hah, hah, hah, hah" (avoiding racism, species acceptance)

Something that's easy and important to know how to do is lift off
-a t-shirt

ruby rue (like Scooby Doo says) - To feel sorrow over losing blood

molars "get moles/mold/holes"

I hate children / I ha to children

post-post

lmfao - I'm "f" a ooooo

"better go off yourself"

Go to Crutch on Sumday

be it less / Be Atlas, at last

baby showers, shower heads

This world is our ho(me)

hue, hug, hog, huge

tim leary - time learn

air in, air out / Aryan, a riot

"lie awake" (alive)

cause an(d) effect , sham(e)less
NAVY - navigator
gator / gay tour
dense waters, inspiration, manhood

as-king, some body if they are round (King Arthur?)

excuses / sex uses

The "Trojan Horse" - like taking in smoke. It looks like a gift, but it has a darker purpose (inside)

tackle the whole thing / to kill the hole thin / tickle the hell then

you're an / urine (ass?)

Some-day (all we have to do is wait for it, everyone else is guiding everything to its right, calm path)
Moan-day (this is so much, or too much)
Twos-day (incomplete, other half)
Wins-day (being honored and respecting the rules as permanent)
Thors-day (always being weaker than nature)
Free-day (more often a day of rest like Someday)(I am trapped in my body and don't need an alibi for my decisions)(six other days I am not free)
Satire-day

Germany and America, America being "germiest" with the cultural make-up

If someone wants to help me, please post this on facebook. It's a good start for peaceful negotiations that are inevitably based in language. This take on the English language mentions some religious or mythical tales as well as explains partially why things are the way they are today. I think this holds a lot of weight to explain, meaning it is very important to do so. It's my sincerest belief that spreading this message is what our existence needs to combat generality and insincerity.



Comments

 
Mon, 09/29/2014 - 11:03pm
lovelion Says:

This has completely confused me, could you explain to me what you are trying to demonstrate with this post or the point you are trying to make?