If I'm in a place where i see people smoking that i don't know, (like a party, show, or festival), if i feel like going up and meeting them, the first thing i do is give them the chill stoner test.
When i go to these events i usually have a good amount of bud on me, but when i, or we (me and my friends) walk up to stoner circle, at first we pretend like we have nothing.
I ask, "Hey man, could hit that?" and if they say some shit like, "you got money?"
or some other bullshit, then ill move on. But if there like, "hell ya dude, here ya go."
Then thats when i'll pull out my a fat sack of kush and right after I'm done hitting their bowl i pull out my big ass steam roller i take around with me and pack up its party sized bowl and make sure i smoke them out twice as fat. Just because now i know they're a chill stoner and they were down to smoke me out when they thought i had nothing.

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Comments

 
Fri, 02/10/2012 - 6:04pm

tuche.. i dont know if thats how you spell it

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:44am
 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 4:29am

yeah you needed the fancy e. that e likes to party

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:06pm
 
 
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:40am

a simply upvote would have accomplished more...just sayin :)

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:42pm

haha if only my actual highdeas got up to 40 votes this quickly

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:45pm
 
 
Sun, 02/19/2012 - 9:51pm
abroyle3 Says:
 
 
Sun, 02/19/2012 - 10:30pm
 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:46am
 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 2:41am
nurplette Says:

whenever i see people spell it "genious," i always feel like they're trying to britishify it

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 8:04pm

I think the order of the Animal Kingdoms. But then again I think Im a ninja when im toasted:)

 
 
Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:01pm
d_o_s_x Says:

like colour instead of color hahahajajahehe

 
 
Mon, 02/20/2012 - 8:50pm

Not a bad idea, although you know you don't always like people smoking on your herb when you only have a little bit left and your trying to get lifted at the party/ wherever you are.

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 4:28am
IHIMSELF Says:

That's when you say "we only have a bit left, but we could go get some more if you can pitch"

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:46pm
 
 
Mon, 02/20/2012 - 10:19pm
Samureye Says:

yeeeessssss i do the SAME THING!!!! :DDDD

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:05pm
Maraganja Says:

I like you're style. If our paths ever cross, lets blaze a big fat one :)

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:29pm

*your

The word "you're" is a contraction of the words "you" and "are", meaning "you are". No offense intended, just a little pet peve :)

The more ya kno!

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:52pm

Thank you. I hate when people mix up the two. It drives me nuts!

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:24pm

ya is a german word having the same definition of our version, "yes". "kno", is actually spelled "know".
No offense intended. Just a little pet peve. :)

The more YOU KNOW!

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:27am
stubot408 Says:
 
 
Wed, 02/29/2012 - 12:33am
 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:53pm
 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:13pm
GNARFACE1 Says:
 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 2:11pm
Feesha Says:

Who doesn't want to share the love (Ganja) that's how I've become friends with half the people i'm friends with hahaha!

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 3:55pm

Hell yea, another stoner with a steam roller. I feel like they defiantly don't get enough credit

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 4:07pm
 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:10pm

Would you do the same for someone else who you thought had nothing?

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:21pm
Bulbusaur Says:

Yes. Whats one or two hits? I'm always happy to spread the love. I don't need something in return to do something nice for someone.

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:17pm
Cindel Says:
 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:18am
nurplette Says:

mwahaha now i will find out your name and stalk you. knife party, anyone?

 
 
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 7:38pm
samoyed Says:

You blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die.

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 5:31pm
ilovechedz Says:

i wanna run into you one day, it's like the stoner lottery.

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:19pm
 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 7:00pm

Except whenever I'm the one getting asked for a hit, I gladly oblige, however then everyone who is around now wants one too.

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 7:21pm

True that shit, nobody likes a stingy stoner

 
 
Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:02pm

Just got to say i like the pic of washington, hope it get's legalized finally this year. It's official that its on the ballot right?

 
 
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:24pm
 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:08am
Skihigh_ Says:

Does anyone actually ask for money if someone asks for a hoot?

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:25am
 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:53pm
Skihigh_ Says:

Well If ya ain't got class.... You probably still have a couple other things..

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 2:47pm

ummm pack a swishers and...ummm....az ice tea....top of the class swag train

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:44am
BenchMark Says:

SEND THIS TO DATELINE WWYD! With John Quinones.
My senses tell me he'd be a fun guy to get high with -__-

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 2:48am
JazzGalaxy Says:
 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:50am

I do the same shit! ....Except I carry a big ass peace pipe (been used in my family for generations) concerts like Earth Day Birth Day in Flordia are great for that kind of thing!

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 4:24am

i always try to get everyone to smoke my weed with me, even if i kno they dont smoke

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:22am

Lmao I've been doing this for years, I thought I might be the only one.

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 7:00am

I hate when people do that, like dude, if I was tryin to get shit for myself I'd go to a dealer... SMH. But I do understand in certain social situations.

 
 
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 8:19am
BCredeyez Says:

<3 this test. ive made some great friends by the same method