1. Don't let it get the best of you; instead, let it bring out the best in you.

2. Let it enlighten you, not frighten you. It's a plant.

3. Share the wealth, in this case, the marijuana. Just because you paid for it doesn't make it yours. It belongs to nature.

4. Good vibes lead to good highs.

5. Paranoia is another word for ignorance. Turn your paranoia into euphoria; learn to harness the negative energy and to flip it.

6. Don't lose friends over marijuana. Don't stop hanging out with true friends because you started smoking weed and they didn't.

7. Don't let it change you, such as your work ethic or motivation; instead, let it alter you in ways to better yourself, such as your creativity and enlightenment.

8. Don't ever think you are "above" someone because you smoke and they don't; and vice versa.

9. Marijuana is only as good as the people you smoke it with; however, the occasional loner sesh is necessary.

10. Toke on, friends. One love.

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Mon, 05/21/2012 - 3:51am
PaperZebra Says:

=] LOVE IT. One thing though.... #10...... & sisters? ....please?? haha. ;]

also thanks for not doing the "thou shall not" stuff.....for real....

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 1:52pm

I believe I made the necessary changes :D and thank you for the kind words!

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 5:12pm
PaperZebra Says:
 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 5:18pm

number 7 is my favorite, ive been sayin that shit for years. everybodys differant, but it drives me crazy when i see people just sittin around smokin all day not doin shit and bein lazy as fuck about everything. some people hate exercise some people love it i understand that. but damn man, you gotta realize sittin there doin nothing isnt good for you atall. my sister has been smoking for quite some time and is like that, keeps saying shes gotta quit smoking weed and start exercising and doing more. but its not the weeds fault, i smoke in the daytime too and still loving running and playing basketball. if you never exercise, its gonna take alot for you to actually want to do it.

 
 
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Mon, 05/21/2012 - 8:23pm
lLoveMary Says:

probably the truest thing out there. cause people forget that weed isint perfect, alot of people cannot handle it. Like those kids who skip school every day just to smoke weed and shit.

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:07pm

Ive lost a lot of friends because of that...you gotta keep composure...theres no need to advertise that you smoke

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:10pm
lLoveMary Says:

that's one of the worst things, to lose friends because they cant keep their shit together.

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:35pm

I read a comment before about how the 100th person to uptoke was excited, having 'won', but then was shot down by someone saying how simple-minded it is to 'derive pleasure from a base-number construct'. To that person, you are obviously have never experienced the victory at being number 100. I, however, have. And the feeling is great!

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:42pm

hahahaha the best part about this was that you said "uptoke" instead of "upvote"...wheres your head at bro? haha

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 10:28pm

Lol oh shit this isnt r/trees. hahaha good call, man

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:49pm
seemehigh Says:

the second part of number 6 is hard sometimes.

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 11:11pm

Yeah man, sometimes it is flipped, and your friends become ignorant about it, and believe you have changed, when all you have done is taken on another hobby for your lifestyle.
My friends are really starting to come around, though.

It just takes time and dedication.

 
 
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 8:57pm
purplehayz Says:

agreed, which is sad, i never try to pressure them. I'm just not going to give up my sweet mary to hang out at a sober party and listen to U2 and shit...not my scene

 
 
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 7:53pm

Lmfao!
Hey man, Bano is crying under his orange glasses at you..

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 10:07pm

Wow man - I see you coming down the mountain... stone tabs and everything, Nicely Done

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 10:35pm
ashMagine Says:

this is the best thing i've read on here.why doesn't it at least have 420 upvotes?

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 11:24pm

ha thanks! took me a while to think about the diff ones, wrote them down when they came to me during the day :)

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 11:05pm
chillchick Says:
 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 11:12pm

God this is so real. I love this dude, nicely put :)

 
 
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 11:24pm

thanks, im sure yall think the same way =P

 
 
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 1:33am

This is sick everyone is so nice and isn.t fucking trolling like other bastards.

 
 
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 7:03am
Vega_Black Says:

Well said, and I even dig the order you put them in.

 
 
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 8:12am

#3 If I paid good money for weed, no, make that if I paid good money for anything, then, yeah it's mine. Im all for being a friendly stoner and sharing with friends once in a while but dont tell me if Im paying over 200 dollaes for an ounce of some dank that its not mine.

Share the wealth? The fuck is this, Soviet Russia?

 
 
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 9:03am

nah just thought it'd be a nice gesture haha yes, you paid for it, technically its yours, but really, it aint =/ but i know what you mean, there is a point to draw the line and be like okay bro, i smoked you out 10 times and i havent seen a penny, not that im asking for it, but you might be using me, something like that

 
 
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:20am
pixie.420 Says:
 
 
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 11:57am

Fuuuck yeeeaa..
Everyone should follow these to be a productive cannabis consumer.

 
 
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:48pm
Hempalump Says:

I love this :) All of it is so true! Except for three. Maybe you should add something about not being a mooch. That way your commandment is to share but to not take advantage of those sharing because I would agree in a heartbeat that that's how it should be. P: (Just my two cents hehe)

 
 
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 12:42am
 
 
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 5:38pm
Greekhemp Says:

I agree completely, Follow the tenets and you will find enlightenment. ;D

 
 
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 6:45pm
 
 
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 9:06pm
Schap Says:

this is the best one imo. i like the part about not thinking youre better than or deserting people who dont smoke.

 
 
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 7:38am
Magic-Show Says:
 
 
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Wed, 05/23/2012 - 12:24pm

This is beautiful. I also believe that people shouldn't be so paranoid that they're high isn't half as good as it should be. I always believe that it shouldn't be smoked just for the hell of it. I believe that every high can be used as an incredible learning tool while also being fun as hell.

 
 
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 2:55pm
 
 
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:14pm

I agree with all the above but you should put that you need to take responsibility for your weed/not rat anyone out. I hate to say it, but, some people these days just dont understand that part of it...

 
 
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Sat, 05/26/2012 - 2:28pm
butterman Says:
 
 
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 4:57am
FishieCo Says:

I like number 3 the most true, and number 8 should work in reverse too!

 
 
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 12:16am

i believe i made the appropriate changes :)

 
 
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 11:32pm
 
 
Wed, 08/01/2012 - 2:51pm

lose friends over it? shiiit me and my friends all started smoking together and now we're all part of one big stoner family