Submitted by biggie810 on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 4:48pm
Some hood rat walks into a convenience store with two 2-liter diet cokes duct taped to his chest. He threatens to add mentos to the diet coke. The hood rat yells, "I'm serious, man. This shit right here will ruin your clothes, and you'll also be sticky until you shower again, and it'll really fuck your day up. All I want is the money!"
No one takes him seriously, and boom everyone in the convenience store is soaked in flat diet coke.
True story
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Yeah man, I did that to a Bank of America employee and she filled my hello kitty nap sack to the brim. I'm still at large by the way.
I still can't believe you spent it all on scratch offs and condoms...
Haha..
A hoodrat is a bitch that gets around in the hood.
I stick up places with my dick..skeet skeet
Still doesn't beat this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIqoC8ZWnF0
This sounds like something that happened in Flint, MI.
I find this extremely funny. I needed a good laugh too. Thanks!
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