Submitted by biggie810 on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 4:48pm
Some hood rat walks into a convenience store with two 2-liter diet cokes duct taped to his chest. He threatens to add mentos to the diet coke. The hood rat yells, "I'm serious, man. This shit right here will ruin your clothes, and you'll also be sticky until you shower again, and it'll really fuck your day up. All I want is the money!"
No one takes him seriously, and boom everyone in the convenience store is soaked in flat diet coke.