Some hood rat walks into a convenience store with two 2-liter diet cokes duct taped to his chest. He threatens to add mentos to the diet coke. The hood rat yells, "I'm serious, man. This shit right here will ruin your clothes, and you'll also be sticky until you shower again, and it'll really fuck your day up. All I want is the money!"

No one takes him seriously, and boom everyone in the convenience store is soaked in flat diet coke.

True story

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Wed, 09/12/2012 - 8:27pm


Comments

 
Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:38pm

Yeah man, I did that to a Bank of America employee and she filled my hello kitty nap sack to the brim. I'm still at large by the way.

 
 
Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:59am
Kniphofia Says:

I still can't believe you spent it all on scratch offs and condoms...

 
 
Wed, 09/12/2012 - 10:54am

Haha..
A hoodrat is a bitch that gets around in the hood.

I stick up places with my dick..skeet skeet

 
 
Wed, 09/12/2012 - 8:24pm
 
 
Wed, 09/12/2012 - 8:51pm
blueglue_e Says:
 
 
Wed, 09/12/2012 - 11:52pm

This sounds like something that happened in Flint, MI.

 
 
Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:20am
 
 
Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:24pm
 
 
Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:23pm
yurtpoh Says:

holy shit, that guy needed help man...

 
 
Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:34am
SkaterDee Says:

I find this extremely funny. I needed a good laugh too. Thanks!